Troubled Waters

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Here I am back again.  Broken, torn, mentally drained, sexually frustrated (different from being sexually abused ), and downright stoned out of my mind. 

Where do I start?  300 into 3k, back down to almost nothing.  I emptied my account on the rockies/cards u27.5.  I am now as I type waiting for the hammer to drop in the 7th inning.  I put the rest of my roll on it, and it is a 31 dollar bet.  So from 300 to 3000 to 31. 

I was eating cereal when I lost my last huge bet.  5-3 game, had u8.5, and a homerun made it 5-5.  Funny thing was that there were 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and 2 strikes on the batter.  Bye bye 1500. 

Spoon was in my hand so it went flying first.  Stuck in the upper left hand corner of the den wall.  Right beside my right hand was the remote control and it was next.  Now on the wall, right beside one of the cell phone holes, lies a perfect indention of the remote control.  Shattered it.  Walked into the kitchen.  Cake to the wall.  Yes about 75% of an iced cake. 

My rage did not cease as my poor wife begged me to take valiums and somas.  Obliterated a kitchen cabinet before I realized that this was not bringing back my money.  I started slapping myself.  Found out that it was not enough pain so I slammed my arm in another cabinet door.  

Boys I have the worst breaks.  It was houston arizona thursday night.  I didn't sleep at all that night as I thought about my place in life.  What a loser, what a nobody.  And here we fucking go again with a fluke hit and rbi by molina.  2 inches inside the dam foul line.  Who fuking cares its 31 dollars.  Oh and there is the loss. 

On to my situation in life.  Punk, glory years behind me, foggy mind from years of drug abuse, washed up, anxious, depressed, couch dweller.  Those are my good qualities.  More to be said soon I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts once again.

After the Laughter Comes the Tearz

Quote Originally Posted by MXKid102:



Hands Down, this is the funniest shit I've ever read on the Internet.

Quote Originally Posted by ocd:

gona try and sleep now....

ga night og proto...

ga night dopa...

ga night iw1n....

ga night pony boy...stay golden

ga night bq...

ga night mp...get out of nyc irene is a comin...

ga night mx...

ga night newbie sands...

ga night jonboy....

ga night ma...

ga night pa...

ga night pointdexter...

ga night booger...

ga night to all the dirtys swimmin in troubled waters...

ga night to all covers crew...minus sjp

tomorrow is a new day...

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:



 I've been watching a lot of The Waltons lately. I'm an Emeritus member of the Proto Star saga, but have been scarce lately. I will blame the hiatus on SJP as he/she has been sending bad vibes my way. Being locked up in the box twice might have something to do with it too.

We've all moved a lot of dirt the last few months, but this is only the beginning. The Panama canal will look like fairway divot by the time our work is finished...........

Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

even though they've warned me,

I will never evacuate this thread

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

I'm glad you made it outta the pen. Do you think we can get Proto ready for some football, i'm starting to have my doubts. it seems the poor feller takes one step forward and 3 steps back.

Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

even though they've warned me,

I will never evacuate this thread