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Once I started crying earlier I didn't stop. I was listening to my music and I just get so emotional. After I listened to Little Jeannie about 5 times, I then listened to Piano Man by Billy Joel. It just struck an emotional nerve in me when Billy sang about the bartender who thinks his lack of an exciting life is killing him. I knew that there must always be millions just like me in this country alone. Just can't break through in life.
Well this reminds me of an earlier time. A time in which daffodils were blooming, and I was skipping along, listening to Billy Joel's greatest hits. Crying my eyes out as I walked down the street. A group of Mexicans thought it might be funny to wrap me in a fish net. So they did. I even offered them the chance to listen to Billy Joel, if they would just let me go free. They must not have spoken English because they ignored me. They tied me to the back of their boat with a long rope, and took off with me in the fish net, still singing along to Piano Man.
It was only then that I realized the seriousness of the situation. So I tried hollering but I was under water. Then the boat stopped, and I surfaced. I heard a Mexican say, "wait a minute, did you say Billy Joel"? I said yes Mr. Mexican, Billy Joel's greatest hits. He drug me into the boat and demanded my IPOD. So I gave it to him. He then shot heroin and put Billy on the boat speakers. He even gave me a shot of heroin, and boy was it a nice one. So there we sat, in the middle of the lake, me and 3 Mexicans. High on heroin and listening to Billy Joel. What a memory. What a great group of guys. I'm crying just thinking about it.
Billings please wait for me baby.
Piano Man
Well this reminds me of an earlier time. A time in which daffodils were blooming, and I was skipping along, listening to Billy Joel's greatest hits. Crying my eyes out as I walked down the street. A group of Mexicans thought it might be funny to wrap me in a fish net. So they did. I even offered them the chance to listen to Billy Joel, if they would just let me go free. They must not have spoken English because they ignored me. They tied me to the back of their boat with a long rope, and took off with me in the fish net, still singing along to Piano Man.
It was only then that I realized the seriousness of the situation. So I tried hollering but I was under water. Then the boat stopped, and I surfaced. I heard a Mexican say, "wait a minute, did you say Billy Joel"? I said yes Mr. Mexican, Billy Joel's greatest hits. He drug me into the boat and demanded my IPOD. So I gave it to him. He then shot heroin and put Billy on the boat speakers. He even gave me a shot of heroin, and boy was it a nice one. So there we sat, in the middle of the lake, me and 3 Mexicans. High on heroin and listening to Billy Joel. What a memory. What a great group of guys. I'm crying just thinking about it.
Billings please wait for me baby.
Piano Man
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