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#1926
Proto, my plays this weekend were rather poor and the fishing was f'ning lousy.i'm a little down, could you, or one of my brothers in Protoland send out a song for me.
Troubled Waters
Posted:
#1927
Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:
If my dick was smaller I would Bold type all of my posts .. anyhoo, despite the fact that we are infested with our own type of varment, let's try to help each other make some money. Covers' consensus is way below .500 this NFL season. I could use some real advice, but how do we do it w/out clogging the great Proto thread. Can we start an offshoot? I think we can. Let's get the Proto clairvoyance to make us some money. gonna start a thread in next 2 days - 2 play parlays will be the way to go on this. Call it money for the ultimate Billings trip.
MP - I still have a cellphone from North Dakota even though I'm in Vegas now. 701-214-9618. My name is Cole. I'm open to a fair fight. Dead Serious.
Posted:
#1928
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
Proto, my plays this weekend were rather poor and the fishing was f'ning lousy.i'm a little down, could you, or one of my brothers in Protoland send out a song for me.
https://youtu.be/Umzh1UYI0Sg
Proto, my plays this weekend were rather poor and the fishing was f'ning lousy.i'm a little down, could you, or one of my brothers in Protoland send out a song for me.
Thank You Clem, i owe ya a dusty room temp 16 oz Colt 45.
Posted:
#1931
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
A little racoon story to buffer the bickering. When i was about 11 i had this little spot on the river, there was an old bulkhead bout 20 ft of an old footpath. To say the area was over grown would be an under statement. It was hard to find a place to sit. It was dusk and i was catching 16 inch yellow perch. My soft crab bait was on the other side of an over hanging bush and i had to lean over to get it. So its just about dark and i reach over to grab some bait and at that exact moment i hear this cat like hiss and see bastard on his hind legs with my soft crab half in and out of his mouth eating the poor thing like it was his last meal. The bastard was no more than 5 ft from me. I eased on outta the bush,and every time i fished there after that i made sure the bait and my knife were right next to me. Racoons aint nutting to F with.
A little racoon story to buffer the bickering. When i was about 11 i had this little spot on the river, there was an old bulkhead bout 20 ft of an old footpath. To say the area was over grown would be an under statement. It was hard to find a place to sit. It was dusk and i was catching 16 inch yellow perch. My soft crab bait was on the other side of an over hanging bush and i had to lean over to get it. So its just about dark and i reach over to grab some bait and at that exact moment i hear this cat like hiss and see bastard on his hind legs with my soft crab half in and out of his mouth eating the poor thing like it was his last meal. The bastard was no more than 5 ft from me. I eased on outta the bush,and every time i fished there after that i made sure the bait and my knife were right next to me. Racoons aint nutting to F with.
16 inch Perch - monsters! If anyone doesn't know, Perch out of clean water taste as good as walleye. at 16 inches, they had to be 1&1/2 lbs each. Nice. As a fisherman I had to comment..... and I have found raccoons to be the stubbornest of scavengers - way less cute than you'd think when they are within 5 feet of ya'.
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#1932
Oh Monday morning. Or is it Tuesday? I don't know, don't care. My life is a joke. I am on fire with my picks so far. The torturous part is that I had no money to put on them, I wasted it all on degenerate gambling. Just picking games at random to have action as soon as I get the green light to put money on a game.
So what could be in store next for me? All i do all day, everyday, is listen to the Music Choice channels. The 70's, 80's, 90's, and soft rock channels are very dear to my heart. Especially the 80's and soft rock. Every now and then I will render myself into a self induced unconsciousness while listening to Music Choice music channels. For those that have Comcast cable, they are in the 400's. I often cry.
What has my life become? When I gain enough energy and can walk straight, I go out to my borrowed car (totaled my last one and wasted all the money on gambling), and take a short trip up the road to check to see if RedBox or Blockbuster Movie Box has any new movies. They seldom do. I cry right there at movie box. I see the young guys with their fine ass dates laughing and kissing, waiting for me to move away from the box. I want to tell the guy to hold on to these times for as long as he can, for they will be gone one day and he will either be a slave to the grind, or a dope head with no chance in life like me.
Even when the movie box has a new movie, it only partially satisfies me. When I was younger I could attain full satisfaction. Full bliss. Whether it was catching a nut inside a beautiful girl (I use to love humping from behind. The jiggle of a girl's big ass made me come real quick). Then I had the stamina to do it again 10 minutes later, to satisfy her and me. I do not have this stamina any more. I would have smoked a joint right before I got her on the bed and pulled up her skirt, and down with the panties. Many times I would salivate while humping and drool on her back. By that time I had pulled up the shirt and bra to grab the size C or D breasts. Oh wow. What a feeling. Anyway, sometimes I would drool on the back and it seemed to turn her on even more. Like that guy from up north, Archie Bunker said, "those were the days".
Maybe I am going too far here. No I'm not. If I don't retell the stories they fade away. What would I do to have a sweet Ronay to hump and pump in my presence now? Probably nothing because I don't have any Viagra, and lost my MDMA connection. A man of my age has decreased sex drive. Plus I am an overweight dufus.
If I could lose 40 pounds and kick these damn prescription pills maybe I could get back into the game. Is this hope I am giving myself? No, life could never get that easy again.
I think back to the many trials the great southern state of South Carolina put me through as a teenager, to try to save me from this life I have fallen into. One such course was an outdoors course where we would have to blindfold ourselves and climb trees, then bungee jump down off. I laughed at the time and thought it was cutting into my drunk time, but now I think I owe those guys a thank you. A thank you for trying to save me from this misery I now endure.
Watching the Wheels
So what could be in store next for me? All i do all day, everyday, is listen to the Music Choice channels. The 70's, 80's, 90's, and soft rock channels are very dear to my heart. Especially the 80's and soft rock. Every now and then I will render myself into a self induced unconsciousness while listening to Music Choice music channels. For those that have Comcast cable, they are in the 400's. I often cry.
What has my life become? When I gain enough energy and can walk straight, I go out to my borrowed car (totaled my last one and wasted all the money on gambling), and take a short trip up the road to check to see if RedBox or Blockbuster Movie Box has any new movies. They seldom do. I cry right there at movie box. I see the young guys with their fine ass dates laughing and kissing, waiting for me to move away from the box. I want to tell the guy to hold on to these times for as long as he can, for they will be gone one day and he will either be a slave to the grind, or a dope head with no chance in life like me.
Even when the movie box has a new movie, it only partially satisfies me. When I was younger I could attain full satisfaction. Full bliss. Whether it was catching a nut inside a beautiful girl (I use to love humping from behind. The jiggle of a girl's big ass made me come real quick). Then I had the stamina to do it again 10 minutes later, to satisfy her and me. I do not have this stamina any more. I would have smoked a joint right before I got her on the bed and pulled up her skirt, and down with the panties. Many times I would salivate while humping and drool on her back. By that time I had pulled up the shirt and bra to grab the size C or D breasts. Oh wow. What a feeling. Anyway, sometimes I would drool on the back and it seemed to turn her on even more. Like that guy from up north, Archie Bunker said, "those were the days".
Maybe I am going too far here. No I'm not. If I don't retell the stories they fade away. What would I do to have a sweet Ronay to hump and pump in my presence now? Probably nothing because I don't have any Viagra, and lost my MDMA connection. A man of my age has decreased sex drive. Plus I am an overweight dufus.
If I could lose 40 pounds and kick these damn prescription pills maybe I could get back into the game. Is this hope I am giving myself? No, life could never get that easy again.
I think back to the many trials the great southern state of South Carolina put me through as a teenager, to try to save me from this life I have fallen into. One such course was an outdoors course where we would have to blindfold ourselves and climb trees, then bungee jump down off. I laughed at the time and thought it was cutting into my drunk time, but now I think I owe those guys a thank you. A thank you for trying to save me from this misery I now endure.
Watching the Wheels
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#1938
I still say give suboxen a try ProtoStar my man. I moved to Las Vegas on June 3rd, and have been very diligent about my Suboxen use. I was initially prescribed 16 mg/day, but have maintained at 4 mg/day after realizing that 16 was too much and detrimental to my happiness. I have lost 17 lbs by eating right (not too much sodium) and just living in leisure. I watch my daughter and my ex-girlfriend's son quite often, but other than that, I place a few bets, play poker 2 nights a week (long sessions from 10 pm to 6 am) and other than that sit by the pool and read alot. The only exercise I get is the mile or so walk to the casino a few times per week. Just live easy, bro. Clear a few days out and just tell yourself that those are days for healing ... and then - Just Heal! No guilt, No remorse! Your soul belongs on this planet as much as, and probably more than others. Breathe in the air of your fortress - breathe out the magic of your ether. You belong here man. You belong here to be happy. Stress is keeping the weight on you - in mind, body, and soul.... Even with the opiates, enjoy 'em and just heal yourself brother.
Posted:
#1939
Its the equinox. My daughter turns 1 years old today. Stayed up all night reading a new Patterson novel and watching last year's final "Office" episodes on Hulu....only had 5 vodka tonics... Life feels good. Proto, join me in this season of healing and contentment. Pace out your oxys for the day and enjoy them. maybe have a gin n tonic or two. do a few push-ups. make love to your wife. find a book, write in a notebook and see the sun.... for guys like us, it can get outta hand quick, but still try to right the ship. This world, it's still here for you.... please try...tell me how it goes. Peace to all on this thread.
Posted:
#1941
Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:
IW1N - don't bail on us. You've got Proto ether in your soul..... so does Dope' ..... just skip MP's posts like I have started to do. He can either find the part of his soul that fits in Troubled Waters, or be ignored. This thread is inherently a place of tolerance - I've made my mistakes .... it seems that our online avatars our congruent with our real life personas. I just wish MP could post something that isn't a general condescension of the whole thread itself. Stay - Stay - Stay ... this thread is genuine in every way .... ups, downs, and conflicts
I dunno man.... feeling a bit ill bout things anymore.. Proto hasnt even answered my private message I sent him days ago. Im not a man to threaten.... but if I was to leave im sure some would follow.I would hate for ti to come to that.
Proto your in my thoughts
You've got mail
Posted:
#1942
Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:
I'm feeling queasy, i miss you buddy.I dunno man.... feeling a bit ill bout things anymore.. Proto hasnt even answered my private message I sent him days ago. Im not a man to threaten.... but if I was to leave im sure some would follow.I would hate for ti to come to that.
Proto your in my thoughts
You've got mail
Posted:
#1943
Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:
Its the equinox. My daughter turns 1 years old today. Stayed up all night reading a new Patterson novel and watching last year's final "Office" episodes on Hulu....only had 5 vodka tonics... Life feels good. Proto, join me in this season of healing and contentment. Pace out your oxys for the day and enjoy them. maybe have a gin n tonic or two. do a few push-ups. make love to your wife. find a book, write in a notebook and see the sun.... for guys like us, it can get outta hand quick, but still try to right the ship. This world, it's still here for you.... please try...tell me how it goes. Peace to all on this thread.
Children: far and away lifes greatest gift, but sadly those years will be fleeting. take many pics & vids.
Its the equinox. My daughter turns 1 years old today. Stayed up all night reading a new Patterson novel and watching last year's final "Office" episodes on Hulu....only had 5 vodka tonics... Life feels good. Proto, join me in this season of healing and contentment. Pace out your oxys for the day and enjoy them. maybe have a gin n tonic or two. do a few push-ups. make love to your wife. find a book, write in a notebook and see the sun.... for guys like us, it can get outta hand quick, but still try to right the ship. This world, it's still here for you.... please try...tell me how it goes. Peace to all on this thread.
Posted:
#1945
Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:
Someone give me wisdom on tonights NCAAF match-up. I'm thinking Cen. Florida's Defense is too good for a demoralized BYU. Let me know if I'm wrong here, I think I just might be too impatient to wait for the weekend and am talking myself into a bet just for some adrenaline.
All things point to C.FL but yet BYU is faved.If you just want a little action drop a half unit on the over and root. GL
Someone give me wisdom on tonights NCAAF match-up. I'm thinking Cen. Florida's Defense is too good for a demoralized BYU. Let me know if I'm wrong here, I think I just might be too impatient to wait for the weekend and am talking myself into a bet just for some adrenaline.
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#1948
ended up putting cash on Central Florida moneyline. I'm so fucking tired of reading the game right and losing my bet to fumbles and dumb ass shit. anyone who saw this game could see that BYU is a joke and only one due to 14 pts on special teams. FUCK!!!!!!!!!
It happened last week with the Eagles, and week one NFL with Dallas. I don't know if I should be happy with the analysis, or pissed at the outcome. If Illinois doesn't cover -13.5 against Western Michigan tomorrow, I'll fuck myself .. really i'll find a way even if a knife is involved. I might go as much as $2,200 tomorrow on that one game even though my unit bet is $50. I could kill a MF right now! with my mind!!!
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