Troubled Waters

MP - you are all response.  If you can give me one creative tidbit, I will gladly leave.  Post one anecdote or legitimate thought and I will go.  Give this 'shell of a man' one "MichealPaul1 Original" if you will - and I'm outta here.  Your avatar photo sums you up exactly - tighten tie and speak Robot!

Damn dirt shooting sumbitches where did we go wrong.

We all want what is bestest for Proto. But he aint no different from anyone, he gonna do what he wants, regardless if it's bestest.

I know - ya know guys.  I've fucked up a lot.  I still do.  I wish I didn't post what I did exactly the way I did a few times now lately.  The point is, I get irritated seeing Proto telling us how he's fucked up and then we comment on it.  It is too personal for me - I see it as condescending.  I don't like how Proto goes to MikePaul and tries to call me out.  Call me out Proto - I more than deserve it.  I posted here initially because I know Proto's position more than most and I wanted to help.  A lot of us here could use some rougher love time to time(jokes abound I'm sure) - but really, I am trying to be a better soul every day, and this thread seems to me to be one of the places where that sort of impetus can gain steam. 

Let's help each other, Proto - you feel as guilty as much as I do - about as many things as I do.  I just want more sincerity here.  MikePaul, I would really like to know how you have been troubled.  Let us know.  Come On Troubled Waters - Be Real here.  Kick at me, Punch at me, Spit on me .... but then Help Me Back Up.  I think we'd all like that.  Peace.

I see what you done did.

jesus,what has happened to this thread ?


I long for the days of depression,squirrels,and chick-fil-a girls.....

IwinBets wants me to pass along to Proto that he is sorry for feeding into the MP fight.  I told him I would ... gotta feel sorry for a brother in the box.

Today I wake up broken and torn.  Ricardo's ghost visited me during my slumber and slapped me silly.  Seems he doesn't approve of my posting style anymore.  He is actually still here with me, he won't leave.  He is pulling for Tennessee.

Every 5 minutes or so of watching this game I start crying, because I wanted to bet on Florida but had no money.  Ricardo's ghost laughs at me and calls me a loser.  He does this telepathically of course.  It's driving me to the point of insanity.  I think this is not the true Ricardo.  A demon has taken over Ricardo's image and is manifesting itself in a bad way.  But then again, Ricardo was known for his street tough ways.  I don't know. 

Sandals I am broken and torn from what I said to you earlier.  Ricardo's ghost punished me already by waterboarding me for 3 hours.  But it is not enough.  I plan to tie myself up with rope, or have my wife do it for me, and send me into the worst part of the Savannah river rapids.  Perhaps this will redeem our relationship sandals. 

Sandals I am getting 8 80mg OC's starting tomorrow per day, I hope you approve of this.  640mg per day.  Ricardo's ghost has demanded this and I can't back down or else he will waterboard me again. 

Sandals right now I am grinding my right hand with a cheese grinder for punishment for attacking you verbally.  I hope this will bring some comfort to you. 

I'm sobbing now.  A broke joke of a man.  I want to be free but will it ever be?  "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop"?  The world may never know the answer to either question.

Now I am squealing like a pig.  Oh boy, what is in store for me next?  I am hoping for better days but I fear only rainy days are in store.

Don't You Want Me 

Your pain would never bring me comfort.  Hopefully you can gain some enlightenment from the OCs - euphoria can allow the soul to roam free at times.  Look forward to the equinox, and as always, each morning brings hope and hardship.......

......I was given two cures,   One was Texas Medicine, the other was just Railroad Gin .... but like a fool I mixed 'em ......

there is a cure for that...lay that inbred skull across the train tracks and do what you should have done years ago...

I have bad news...Iwins is in serious trouble...his time here is short...even though he is a waste product I will miss abusing him here on a daily basis...

I Believe you Bizkits  -  I had a squirrel for a pet....lasted about 6 months from when he was a baby. I then let him roam free in the 3 acre yard behind a vet clinic where my girlfriend worked ..... visited him for about 2 monhs and he actually recognized us and came to us..... and then he left for better nuts I guess.  They are very cute lil' varments......  I named mine "Litlle Friarhead" ... He has since relocated to Mexico and changed his name to " Richard " .... or " Ricardo ? ...."  

......I'm kidding - all of that is true exept the last sentence.

And Proto, - I think you should start a Monday Night Psychic Hotline.  give us your shamanistic advice.  Take full claim of your picks.  I will put $100 - $500 on each pick per your advice.  This is the kind of totality you need to un-funk yourself.  I think you would go 11 - 5 against the spread for the rest of the year if you were to start right now. 

SO HERE IT IS, PROTO'S MONDAY NIGHT CLAIRVOYANT SIDESHOW ...... (c'mon bro we need this)

I believe that the heart does go on

How dare MIchaelPaul use the time I was locked up to talk shit in this thread on me.... Proto MP has no respect for anyone...he is a detriment to Toubled Waters... only negativeness 

As a matter of fact I believe Im going to have a discussion with Mr Dopalicious concerning our affiliations with this thread...and where our obligations from here on out will lie concerning this thread... I dont believe he wants to be associated with MP in any way whatsoever as well

IW1N - don't bail on us.  You've got Proto ether in your soul..... so does Dope' ..... just skip MP's posts like I have started to do.  He can either find the part of his soul that fits in Troubled Waters, or be ignored.  This thread is inherently a place of tolerance - I've made my mistakes .... it seems that our online avatars our congruent with our real life personas.  I just wish MP could post something that isn't a general condescension of the whole thread itself.  Stay - Stay - Stay ... this thread is genuine in every way .... ups, downs, and conflicts

A little racoon story to buffer the bickering. When i was about 11 i had this little spot on the river, there was an old bulkhead bout 20 ft of an old footpath. To say the area was over grown would be an under statement. It was hard to find a place to sit. It was dusk and i was catching 16 inch yellow perch. My soft crab bait was on the other side of an over hanging bush and i had to lean over to get it. So its just about dark and i reach over to grab some bait and at that exact moment i hear this cat like hiss and see bastard on his hind legs with my soft crab half in and out of his mouth eating the poor thing like it was his last meal. The bastard was no more than 5 ft from me. I eased on outta the bush,and every time i fished there after that i made sure the bait and my knife were right next to me. Racoons aint nutting to F with.

He is still upset wit you and Doppa's fat dick campaign.

sound like you got serious mommy issues...cant help you but maybe this thread's resident ass-eaters IIoser and Doper can help...

These guys have been on here arguing for 3 years