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Legend
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Someone please tell me this EUS thing is a joke?  It is right?
 
I just read for an hour, and I almost pissed myself 20 times.
 
Is there a moratorium on sarcastic posting towards them or something?  Are you guys sleeping like I was?
 
"We are going to work together, united, to beat the books" and has 144 members?
 
Make it stop - im cramping up from laughter.
 
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE EUS - I DRINK IT UP!!"
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Why you drinkin' that hatorade?
 
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See ya over in S&S, Van......


 
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Some examples of unique variables are party towns, if for example you have a team like the Pistons who have a team filled with veterans and they have a game vs the Lakers on a Friday night...most of these players will be at nightclubs after the game which is a given...If for example they have a game Sat afternoon vs the Seattle Sonics which is a team you don't really get up for how do they fare against this team after they party all night.  Flight schedules are also important these are all things we need to assign team members to do research on!  This is where we will gain an edge because we will have the work force to do all analysis needed because we will outnumber the books!!!
 
 
Make it stop.  Please make it stop.
 
This is a joke right?  The guy is winding everyone up right?
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Post a link
 
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wallstreet has told us 1000x to stay out of  their threads

fuck if i wasnt boxed i would have taken one for the team. they could be one of the biggest fucking jokes ive ever seen

i dont know why no one is fucking with them though, this has got to be the

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oh man i missed that one
 
 
WE NEED TO START INCORPORATING THE "party angle" INTO OUR HANDICAPPING

thats why ive been running bad lately
 
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Scorpio --

Systems and Strategies forum. Can't miss it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CapOrDie:

 

wallstreet has told us 1000x to stay out of  their threads

fuck if i wasnt boxed i would have taken one for the team. they could be one of the biggest fucking jokes ive ever seen

i dont know why no one is fucking with them though, this has got to be the

#1 CIRCLE JERK IN COVERS HISTORY

AHhhh, so there is a ban on bashing them.

I will stay out of their threads.

Theres nothing wrong with these pbox threads - is there?  This EUS makes my boring stretch between football and baseball seem like it has a lot more potential.

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Quote Originally Posted by cdl6449:

 

Your avatar makes me want to drop some acid.

 
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Thanks Matador
 
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yes unfortunatley there is a bashing ban
 
but we can bash them all we want in here, and we will
 
once they get a little bigger i say we page them to the box
 
 
 
 
then the fun will begin
 
 
 
out of their 144 members,
o/u on # of members that are oct 07 join dates and newer--
 
over 141 -4100
under 141 +3900
 
maybe parlay the over with one or two of helmuts lead pipe locks and kabammm
 
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The head guy says:
 
"I will spend the rest of my life on this cause, beating the books together with unity"
 
This has to be a giant wind up right?
 
Can you imagine these 144 morons?  Do they really think they are all going to agree on games?  #3 on their list of priorities is biorythyms, and #9 is the "Acela theory"?????
 
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We know about it, but were given strict instructions to stay away.  But that doesn't mean we can't make fun of them from the box.  I actually think it will be quite interesting to see how this thing develops.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

We know about it, but were given strict instructions to stay away.  But that doesn't mean we can't make fun of them from the box.  I actually think it will be quite interesting to see how this thing develops.

This gives me hope that next week will be slightly less boring.

Let the fun begin.

Cant wait to see what shakes out of this.

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what the fuck is the acela theory
 
whatever happened to just grinding out the stats, crunching the numbers, and capping a damn game.
 
these guys obviously dont win very much, if they have to come together with a 144 person circle jerk to share ideas and picks.
 
these are the same motherfuckers that go around posting clovers in people likes rush and gamehunters threads, coudlnt cap a damn game to save their life. so its a great spot for them to follow the same couple people (leaders per se), and tail them blindly. idiots
 
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Seems to me that this would be a great recruiting tool to stock
up on clueless/gullable people.
 
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Is "There Will Be Blood" out on DVD?

 

31-23 GT Halftime 

 
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I didn't quite know how to approach the whole UES thing.  At first I wanted to bash them, and then I just felt genuine pity for them, then I saw the moratorium on not bashing them.
 
Now I am just
 
Unfortunatly Everyone's Stupid 
 
 totally the biggest circle jerk I've ever witnessed here.  Mods will have a disaster to clean up.  
 
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Cap --

Why the hate, bro?


 
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I hope these clueless idiots that cant think for themselves took louisiville tonight
 
lets go hoyassssss
 
i hope all of the fucking EUS took louisiville, and they go down in flames.
 
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have patience, they will all be in here soon enough.
 
this will produce enough fodder till next fall.
 
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It sounds like a bunch of 11 year olds getting ready to build a tree house. 
 
 
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It's soooo "great" to watch this whole thing build up.
 
What happens if they lose 3-4 games in a row?
 
There's gonna be ALOT of pissed off people in thier gang.
 
 
 
 
 
Also, I agree with KingScoripo..... This all seems a little to fishy IMO. This has blown up in a matter of days....
 
 
 
I'll be watching this "system" closley...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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