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1] MatriXX's mythical wager amounts.

2] MatriXX's ability to wager up to 6000 more than the limit shops take on NCAA totals.

3] MatriXX's ability to lay -105 on halftime wagers.
 
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4.  The fact he can have more than one POD a day is really scientifically impossible.

 
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#3
 
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#5 all the above.


It goes to show the smarts of his followers that they actually believe him
 
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Well if the MAX wager on an NCAA total is lets say 3000. He can wager that amount twice to total 6000. Or he can spread it out across two or more books to total 6000, correct?
 
But I would definately have to agree with The Giant and say #4
 
 so true
 
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6,) how it is possible that matrixx has this many haters
 
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7.) Why is The Giant still in the Nation?
 
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7.)the jealousy of the haters is unreal,they are starving for attention.
 
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#8.  How many Easter eggs can FE hold in his ass at once?
 
Over/under is set at 76.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CheezeStack:

Well if the MAX wager on an NCAA total is lets say 3000. He can wager that amount twice to total 6000. Or he can spread it out across two or more books to total 6000, correct?
 
But I would definately have to agree with The Giant and say #4
 
 so true


If he bets max on a NCAA total they would readjust the line before allowing him another max bet. And it would not be a small move

The guy is full of shit
 
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#9. The giant has the record and he set it even though there were already 17 of these  already in there.
 
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helmut

all of the above.

matrixxx is fucking full of horseshit

i think #2 and #3 are my favorite, since they prove that the shit hes wagering on physically impossible to lay the amount he does, since its capped,   and i ive never seen a book that offers second half wagers at reduced juice ever.

THE MATRIXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 
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Quote Originally Posted by CheezeStack:

Well if the MAX wager on an NCAA total is lets say 3000. He can wager that amount twice to total 6000. Or he can spread it out across two or more books to total 6000, correct?
 
But I would definately have to agree with The Giant and say #4
 
 so true


The highest limits I have seen are at betonline and they only allow 2000 and no rebets. If he was smart enough to have a pinny account (which he is not) he could wager more on NCAA totals but the juice would go up .09 with each limit bet. Also the limits at pinny don't go up to 2000 until a few hours before tip off. It is impossible to wager this much money on a NCAA total and have the same line for a series of limit bets to bring it up to one of his mythical wagers. The guy constantly puts 20-30K into play each and every night. The only guy that I ever heard doing that was Art Schlichter.
 
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None of the above are as amusing as Khmerkid's three $16,500 POD's a night.
 
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You can bet 30k on the under at MB on the second half of NC vs Ark right now.
 
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#10.  FE on a dare once got buttfucked by 37 ....
 
Afterwards, he claimed he didn't feel a thing.
 
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It's pretty much common knowledge that The MAtrixx is full of shit.
 
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11. The Giant was the fluffer for that event.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

You can bet 30k on the under at MB on the second half of NC vs Ark right now.
 


Maybe he should wait for these lines to become available and just pick the totals with more than 7K offered and then post.
 
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phil  is a sad little boy hope you finally made some friends.https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=40&sub=867176
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Helmut:



Maybe he should wait for these lines to become available and just pick the totals with more than 7K offered and then post.

Yeah - this is actually really unusual.  It was just funny I clicked on this thread and that line was just sitting up there, funny timing.

I know it is ridiculous to say you bet 5k+ on second half totals offshore.

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better watch out helmut, or he will do just that

just another tout stealing your ideas/picks, just like GTLTsports/touthunter did

 
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well, considering not everyone uses an online book he may be able to bet 100k if his bookie lets him.
second, if the juice on a halftime wager is -105 that's how he would get -105 on a bet.
 
 
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12. phil gordon thinks he is a good poker player
 
 
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13, phil gordon getting chip slapped by jason fuking alexander in the main event last year and then tearfully walking away......
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