WTF, I just had to pay for condiments on my sandwich

Question

I just went to the grocery store by my bank where I had bought sandwiches before. I ask the counter bitch where the condiments are and she says down there. I'm like no the free one that used to be on the condiment island. She then said that was removed and these are the only ones they have now. Unbelievable each and every day corporate America fucks us up the ass a little more.

Helmut · Answer

I just went to the grocery store by my bank where I had bought sandwiches before. I ask the counter bitch where the condiments are and she says down there. I'm like no the free one that used to be on the condiment island. She then said that was removed and these are the only ones they have now. Unbelievable each and every day corporate America fucks us up the ass a little more.

G8RB8 · Answer

I can&#x27;t stand it when I want ranch or honey mustard for my fries, and I get charged $0.25 or $0.16 or whatever the fuck stupid number it is for it.  I hate ketchup, but it probably doesn&#x27;t cost them any more to give me a thing of honey mustard than it does if I took a few ketchup packets.

cdl6449 · Answer

I think I&#x27;m allergic to mustard

KOAJ · Answer

well...its b/c people take handfuls of the packets back to their office...thats why they charge for them now...or limit you

G8RB8 · Answer

When they make me pay for Ranch or Honey mustard, I usually grab a couple handfulls of ketchup packets and throw them in the trash. Makes me feel better at least.

Next time Helmut, I won't throw them away, I'll mail them to you instead so you have them

tsw · Answer

DID YOU HAVE RYE BREAD

Helmut · Answer

.39 down the shitter.

DevilFan · Answer

.39... the way you have been going... you could use that extra .39

Titan65 · Answer

OH NO!PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSULTS AHOY

bugsy13 · Answer

when that happens to me i usually take a dump in the salad bar

lennon65 · Answer

I call my wife the Condiment Queen.

cdl6449 · Answer

Added in with the cents bookmaker and some others steal, it&#x27;s a tough pill to swallow

lennon65 · Answer

Sugar and sweetner packets, napkins, straws, ketchup, mustard and salt and pepper shakers don&#x27;t stand a chance when the condiment queen is around.lmao

DevilFan · Answer

These are some trying times for Helmut Nation.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;I am confident Helmut Nation will pull through.

ghostmanon3rd · Answer

so u mofo&#x27;s are gonna bet thousands of dollars on random sporting events but u dont want to pay a quarter for some fucking ketchup.  cmon.  throw her a buck and tell her to keep the change, its good karma.

DevilFan · Answer

Now we are tipping too?&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Do they rely on our tips?&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Awesome Clip

captaincredit · Answer

It&#x27;s because of people like me who take 30 packets of Hot &amp; Fire sauce from T-Bell every time I go in there.

DevilFan · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by captaincredit] &#xD;&#xA;It&#x27;s because of people like me who take 30 packets of Hot &amp; Fire sauce from T-Bell every time I go in there. &#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;Mark me down as guilty as well.  Bring them fuckers home and use with my own tacos

SecondAgain · Answer

Every time I buy a meat pie or sausage roll I get charged for the tomato ketchup, no matter where I am

G8RB8 · Answer

The fuck is a meat pie?  That like Meatloaf?

Buckeyebomb · Answer

All Helmut has to do is get that mutt of his avatar...  Problem solved.  You&#x27;ll start winning again

Buckeyebomb · Answer

Maybe get some nook also...

SecondAgain · Answer

G8R, basically meat and gravy in a pastry.

cdl6449 · Answer

Sounds like some hogs I had in college

GoTheWrongWay · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by tsw] &#xD;&#xA;DID YOU HAVE RYE BREAD&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]

WTF, I just had to pay for condiments on my sandwich

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