Posted:
#1
Game: Jets @ Bengals
Time: Saturday 4:30 EST
Line: Jets +2.5
Well folks, here it is. I am a 'once in a blue moon poster' and will not waste your time today. Why once in a blue moon? Because I only post games I feel very strong about with write-ups and how do I feel about this game? I simply can't contain myself 
!!!
!!! This is the game we call THE ONE. We will call it THE ONE, because the expected profit will be remembered for a long time to come AND because Vegas has embarrassed themselves for a putting a line out that is so out of touch with reality. Let's get right to it and break it down point by point. I've listened to every local radio show, read all local newspapers, let the game simmer for a week in my mind to ensure I provide a pick that leaves me with NO DOUBT, I should not be on the other side.
Here are my TOP 5 reasons you should pick the Bengals in this game:
0
What did I think when I saw this line? To quote the detective from the Goonies when he saw One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship setting sail at the end of the movie: holy mary mother of ?????!!! 
when this line opened at LESS THAN A FIELD GOAL. 
. After the Cincy win, the Jets "played their game" and won in every facet and the scoreboard shows it
!!!!! 
. And worse yet, the Jet fans buy this shit!!! Which leads me to a fun point 4.
). They believe the press, they believe their coach and there is little doubt they will walk out of this game with a victory. And what was their main talking point "WE HAVE THE NUMBER ONE DEFENSE!!!" Folks, see the above points for the counter to that. In addition, as i tried to explain to them, the Jets don't even have a conventional pass rush. All their pressure comes from corner blitzes. You don't think the Bengals will have a set of plays ready to counter to the Jets defense with 2 weeks to gameplan (and a nice roll of game film provided last week)? David Harris, the Jets leading tackler, is also not 100% and is questionable throwing a wrench in the mix.
turnovers. Well mistakes usually decides playoff games between evenly matched teams. And if you think I am going to put my hard earned money on this offensive liability you are senile. One fumble, one late interception, and the Bengals get the ball back for a game-winning and ATS covering field goal. 
. And he's going to throw for 250 in a Cincy playoff game? Oh wait, Brad Smith will run some trick wildcat plays for scores....ok...good luck with that...we saw all that last week...it won't happen again. Cincy will be ready for that rabbit out of a hat shit. 
QB's. 
:
gazelle with a tumor on it's back 
Hot Forum Topics
