Trump is playing the role of disc jockey tonight & Saturday night @ Mar A Lardo.
He's going by the DJ name of DJT ShittyPants.
Songs he won't spin include...
"Tiny Hands" by Fiona Apple
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM.
"Sympathy For The Devil" by the Stones.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.
"I Fought The Law And The Law Won" by The Clash.
"Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd.
"I Shot The Sheriff" by Clapton.
"Crazy" by Aerosmith.
"Angel In The Centerfold" by Jake Geils Band.
"Americano" by Lady Gaga.
"I'm A White Boy" by Merle Haggard.
"Money" by Pink Floyd.
"We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
"Sharp Dressed Mann" by ZZ Top.
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" by Elton John.
"Back In the USSR" by the Beatles.
"It's The Final Countdown" by Europe
"Promises, Promises" by Naked Eyes.
"Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble" by Mac Davis.
"Gimme Some Truth" by John Lennon.
"Heart of Stone" by the Rolling Stones.
"Nasty" by Janet Jackson.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel.
"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne.
"You're No Good" by Linda Ronstadt.
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Stones.
NOTE: Concierge staff are available as dancing avatars for those unable to boogie due to walkers or recent joint replacements - for a surcharge and gratuity of course.
NOTE: For an additional charge, DJT ShittyPants will make balloon animals during songs for 10k a piece.
NOTE: Special Requests will be considered. However, Don JR. has already asked that "Cocaine" by Clapton be played.
NOTE: During breaks we are happy to announce Melania will be calling out the Bingo #'s. That's of course if we can find her.
NOTE: There will be a tip jar. Tips are appreciated. Actually, they are expected!
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!