Part Quattro of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Trump starts his day tomorrow @12:30 when he has lunch with Pastor Pence.

He doesn't get his daily briefing until 1:45.

Wouldn't you want your briefing first thing in the morning? Like, find out what's going on in the farking world?

What a lazy fat bastard! 

We're all fuckered for now.

Trump wants to close the Southern border with Mexico.

This moron doesn't realize it's Spring Break & about 20% of US college students are in Cancun right now. 

So the official position on national security is that it's just fine and dandy that we have five persons with "very serious" security related issues working for this administration who have been granted clearances?

Hiring only the best is one of the many farking lies.

Trump's pick for the FED, Stephen Moore is a deadbeat father owing over 300k in alimony/child support in addition to the 35k he owes the IRS.

And the moron President wants his advice on monetary policies.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Some things Jared Kushner has:

Zero qualifications

Debts greater than a small country.

Ties to a murderous Saudi Prince.

Oh yeah....and  

Security Clearance

In a rare news conference, Mexican Foreign Minister Marcelo Ebrard says he has NO idea WHAT caused to praise Mexico's migration policy today, saying it has been consistent since AMLO took office and based on registry of arrivals & respect for human rights.

Trump must have meant one of the other Mexico's. It's typical Trump looking for a bullshit reason to back off his threat to close the border.

Create a crisis, resolve the crisis, act the hero. Rinse & repeat.

Trump again claimed his father Fred was born in Germany. WTF?

He was born in New York.

Next he will claim being conceived in a Deutsche Bank vault.

What a sick bastard!

Trump said last week that Venezuela's electricity problems are especially bad because "they have a lot of electric cars." They do not. Caracas analyst Dimitris Pantoulas: "I really doubt that you can find more than 10 electric cars in Venezuela."

Trump has become the Dumb-ass Whisperer to his base of sheep.

It's time to LOCK HIM UP!

I'll be surprised if Trump waits 24 hours to lash out at Rick Reilly for his book titled "Commander in Cheat" which highlights how the Donald cheats golfing.

LOCK HIM UP! 

The only African American member of Mar a Lago is boxing promoter Don King & he just joined about a year ago.

There are only 3 African American CEO's of Fortune 500 companies so this really shouldn't have surprised me but it did.

Another fact that I learned about Mar a Lago is a 20% service charge in the restaurant & although there is a line for "tips" on all bills, the wait staff doesn't receive the tip if a patron leaves one.

The tip goes to Mar a Lago. 

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Iowa's Chuck Grassley says Trump's wind energy comments were idiotic and don't show respect.

I didn't even know Grassley was exhumed until today.

I think Trump is more afraid of his taxes being released showing he isn't as rich or charitable as he purports himself to be than the Mueller report release because we already know he's a lying racist scumbag.

I want to see the oranges of his income.

Hey, when his daddy came to this country from a very nice part of Germany, he barely had a two reichsmarks to his name.

My appearance at this time would unfortunately distract from the Department's important business" - Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, refusing to sit before Congress and face questions about lying to their faces the last time he was there.

That is not his decision to make. Ross may be the most corrupt member of the WH.

Subpoena his wrinkled ass!

Pulitzers shouldn't encourage fake news and false “me too” accusations. Don't give the prize to for its uncritical reliance on a proven liar as its principal source and it unwillingness to publish evidence that undercut its source.

Tweeted by Alan Dershowitz regarding the Epstein pedophilia case.

Smells like desperation to me.

Evidently some of Mueller's team have left the Department of Justice. Nothing prevents them from speaking to Congress.

If Barr doesn't correctly portray their findings, look out Miss Molly!

I also find it ironic that the same guy who said President O wasn't born in this country, can't even remember where his own father was born.

At least 14 major contributors to Trump's inauguration committee were later nominated to become ambassadors despite not having diplomatic experience. Their average donation was 350k. 

Pay to Play is alive & thriving.

LOCK HIM UP!

Trump's FED nominee, Stephen Moore, deducted child support payments in his taxes.

That's farking ILLEGAL!