Everybody knows Trump eats Big Macs in bed late at night but we wants to change the public's opinion of him being a big fat, lazy slob who weighs close to 300 pounds. So he's changing his eating habits starting with breakfast this morning & invited former and current administation members to join him.
Each morning Trump would lay in his room for breakfast eating Boarshead liverwurst on a poppyseed bagel smothered with mayonaise & a Diet Coke. When finished, he would summon Ivanka & she would pick out the poppyseeds stuck between his teeth with her tongue. But this morning, it was nothing but cereal for everyone. He selected certain cereals for each in attendance.
Jeff Sessions stopped by for a bowl of Special KKK.
General Kelly enjoyed Cap'n "I Don't Have A Hunch" Crunch.
Stephen Miller couldn't finish his bowl of Leerios because he was watching Hope Hicks devour her Fellatio a la Banana.
Kirstjen Nielsen was having trouble swallowing her Ice Krispies but Gingrich loved his Newt Loops.
Reported Rape Flakes was a special order for Judge Kavanaugh & Zinkie inhaled his bowl of Mucky Charms.
Chris Christie showed up uninvited & had a bowl of Cyber One & Butt N Honey since his butt was sent to the curb.
Melania arrived fashinably late for her serving of Broke hoe Puffs along with Rick Perry who picked at his cup of Faker Oats.
Trump grossed out all in attendance when he poured a Diet Coke over his bowls of of Honeycombover & Tweeties.
Rudy showed up because he thought everyone was going to a football game, But he didn't realize the Jets, Giants & Redskins don't play football in January anymore.
You Can't Make This Stuff Up!
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