Part Trois of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

I'm sure sundance can tell us what Stone told Tucker Carlson tonight. I think I'm going to throw up.

Trump met with Ginni Thomas, wife of Justice Clarence Thomas, who leads a group of activists against women serving in the armed forces. During the meeting she told Trump's aides in attendance that she didn't trust them.

There's no gate keeper in the WH & Mulvaney has his eye on becoming the President at the University of South Carolina & couldn't care less who get entry & who doesn't.

It's a farking free for all.

During Trump’s government shutdown for border wall funding, the president’s business fired a dozen longtime employees at his New York golf club because they were undocumented immigrants.

Here's your Jobs President in the real world.

Why does Trump keep talking about women with their mouths covered with duct tape trying to sneak through the border in the back of cars & trucks while no other aide or DHS is reporting this to be a fact? I mean it's probably one of the voices in his head right?

Ya know why?

Cause it's just another farking lie.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1089193853230505984.html

It's hard to remember everything Mueller has uncovered but here's a good blow by blow.

He’ll Stone him when he’s lying to the press He’ll Stone him when he’s wrapped up in this mess He’ll Stone him and then say he is swell He’ll stone him and stick him in a cell But right now Trump is feeling all alone Robert Mueller just got Stone

Apologies to Mr. Dylan

I can hear Sarah Sanders this coming Monday morning....

"Just because Trump associates like Michael Flynn, George Papadopolus, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Cohen & Roger Stone were indicted, plead guilty or sentenced, it has nothing to do with the President."

Suppose Sheldon Anderson David and Ed Koch are next? 

Trump thinks his "build a wall & crime will fall" comment was brilliant. I have one closer to reality..

Roses are red

Beers are brewed

Trump just caved

And Stone is screwed

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Trump's Secret Service agents are not happy with him due to not getting paid during the shutdown.

They've changed his code name to Nancy's bitch.

Trump's Official schedule for January 28th ..

12:30 Lunch with Vice President

He eats & tweets. What a disgrace! 

When WH Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow was asked about the CBO report the shutdown cost the economy 11 billion he replied "I won't acknowledge that right now."

I suppose he learned not to prove again he knows little if anything about the US economy.   

So john Bolton said "All options are on the table for Trump in Venezuela." 

So Mnuchin declares further sanction on Venezuela in a press briefing & John Bolton also attended the briefing. Reporters noticed 2 written notes on Bolton's pad.

One note read "Afghanistan...welcome the talks."

The other note read " 5,000 troops to Columbia."

WTF?

Trump had time to attend a fundraiser at his DC hotel tonight held by Honorary Chairman Mike Pence. 

What a circle jerk this must have been. This was a meeting of the Trump-Pence Mutual Masturbation Society.

Pence received the "Eddie Haskell" Award for being the biggest suck up in attendance. 

You Can't Make This Stuff Up! 

One big picture takeaway from today's intelligence hearing is there are huge new challenges to the U.S. & Trump isn't talking about any of them. He's focused on the southern border, which doesn't come up in the threats assessment as a significant security issue.

It's what happens when you're totally in over your head. He isn't talking about any of them because he doesn't understand any of them and won't listen to people who do. Yet he lies that ISIS has been defeated & North Korea is no longer a nuclear threat. Sadly 37% of Americans are still buying his lies.

He isn't just dumb. He's irresponsible & reckless.

Fake news!

Remember Foxconn's announcement in 2017 to build a manufacturing plant in Wisconsin? It's not happening. 

American wages make their plans to produce LCD screens non competitive. They will be built in China & Japan then sent to Mexico for final assembly.

Now wait a minute. They are just now realizing the cost of labor in the US? The planned 13,000 jobs has now shrunk to less than 1,000.

Pooooffff

Eminent domain was declared for Foxconn to get the property needed causing people to sell their homes.

Wonder how former homeowners feel about this news?