Part Trois of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Mark Meadows & Jim Jordan are concerned Michael Cohen appearing before Congress on February 7th will be a media stunt.

I can't wait to hear their questions of Cohen. They better be careful what they ask. 

I know the Mueller probe has to end eventually but there doesn't appear to be an end in sight.

Now it's being reported Mueller is looking into why the NRA donated 30 million to the Trump campaign which was more than all they spent for the Senate, House & presidential campaigns in the 2008 & 2012 election cycles.

They may not have proper security in place for Cohen testimony, if shutdown still in effect...According to the Dem leadership.

Speaking of security...

President Donald J. Trump, has graciously accepted Pelosi invitation, "sent to me long after the Shutdown began", to deliver SOTU to Congress and the Amarican people on Jan. 29, 2019.

Class act. Very gracious.

Trump likes cute little sayings that his base can grab hold of like Drain the Swamp & Build the Wall. Today he has a new one.."Build a Wall & Crime will Fall." I like these better..

"Oppose a Wall & Trump will Fall."

"Mexico Will Pay You Used to Say."

"Impeach this Guy and Let Him Cry."

"Let Rudy Talk and Trump Won't Walk."

"If You Resign We'll All Be Fine."

"Ignore the Boast and Trump is Toast."

"Put Trump in Jail With No Chance of Bail."

Just sayin...

Cohen cancelled his appearance planned for next month with Congress due to threats from Trump on his father in law & others by Rudy.

Not anymore. Cohen cancelled the hearing

He had shoulder surgery but this does remind of when Michael Corleone brought the brother of the government's star witness over from Sicily. 

I bet Cohen had some good Hannity stories he was about to share as well.

Within a weeks time, CCTV footage will be published on buzzfeed, will show an assault on Cohen in parking lot. Attacked by two men.

The perps will be actors, one resembling Trump the other Pence.The accompanying audio will record the actor portraying Pence saying the word "loadstar".  "Eat loadstar you commie bastard!" As he lands a roundhouse to the head.

Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib, Pressley & Khanna have all been added to the House Oversight Committee. 

It's about to hit the fan!

"The Wall Is Dead. Now Feed The Feds!"

"Nancy Will Pay For No Walls Or Return Donnie Trump's Balls."

Nancy is Rope A Doping our lying president & his fragile ego is breaking each & every day.

Trump typically starts work @ Noon & finishes by 3:30. It's amazing he can cause so much damage in such a short period. 

The rest of his day is spent eating, tweeting & watching TV. He averages almost 13 tweets a day for the 23 days so far in January.

BTW..when is Mexico paying for his wall?

Trump is having 2 versions of his SOTU lies prepared. One will be in Russian & the other in broken English.

Ponder this...Republicans had 2 years to give Trump the money for the wall but they know how ridiculous the concept is. However now if the Democrats give Trump anywhere near what he is asking for (which I don't believe will happen), Republicans will declare Democrats cannot govern properly for wasting money on a wall. Anyway, Mexico is paying for the wall so why is the government shutdown? 

AND Trump has once again intimidated a witness in plain sight & Mr. Mueller is watching.

And lastly, Lara Trump telling federal workers to take one for the country should just shut her mouth.

Nancy: " Come do the SOTU here."

Trump: " OK Cool."

Nancy: "Actually the government is shutdown so no SOTU for you."

Trump: " But I want to."

Nancy:  "I said NO."

Trump: " OK Nancy."

Nancy: "Checkmate."

Can you imagine applying for a job & having to revise your resume or job history 40 times? And still get hired?

Jared Freaking Kushner..Top Secret Clearance.