Please I beg of you- Give me a better choice than Biden vs Trump II in 2024

It’s easy for you guys to sit there on your pedestal , and on your throne , and to enjoy that glimmer and sheen that is coming off of your high heeled shoes , as the sunlight hits them just right , because it’s helping that expensive and pricey open toed footwear to accentuate your bedazzled cuticles , and for that you will be the envy to all of the dregs that are living in your kingdom , that must shuffle and stumble about shoeless and penniless , with their bunions ripping open , which causes pain and angst in the process , further deteriorating their mental states . As you just sit there and laugh , sipping on your margarita , and wishing that you could get an erection ……

You don’t meet people in the middle good sir . And you are doing a major disservice not only to yourself , but to others as well . Not to mention the children . Because they are our future . You are teaching them flawed coping skills , and your disrespectful banter that is thrown around like chum to the sharks not only increases the intensity of the attacks , it makes the water bloody and repulsive , and yes un-swimmable . Stop causing a frenzy and speak in a more understanding tone young man because I do not appreciate your ignorant bravado ……

He's a dullard simply because he's an anti-vaxxer?

Yeah . What Bumptown Dru said . You know what , I can’t , I just can’t , because most of these guys make statements that deal with ABSOLUTES , and that’s where they fuck themselves . It’s maddening . They scratch the surface , and then they don’t like what they see , so they immediately shrivel up like a penis in cold water and jump out of the pool like 17 playboy playmates are chasing them . What are you afraid of ? A buxom broad kissing you on the mouth ? Not everything needs to be airbrushed ok ? Some things have blemishes or scars , or god forbid those disgusting moles with the hairs growing out of them . It doesn’t necessarily make it ugly or not worth your while . Give things a chance my friend , longer than the two seconds it takes you to ejaculate while watching a new story exposing another one of Trump’s shenanigans ….. Yikes !

@Sidehatch

someone scared of a little friendly debate with El Gato ??   Don't be scared brah, he won't bite.... unless you come at like this BBC reporter in this clip. 

This "reporter" is exactly who the covers clown police are around here.... 

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1646146089517568003  

Oh he’s an idiot for many reasons, but yeah for those who have read the studies about efficacy rates and regularly review Covid records, anti-vaxxers are morons with medieval beliefs. They have no place in modern government. They can head back to the 1200s and use leeches to cure their diabetes for all I care

Glen Greenwald the godless hypocrite? Lmao

Cool story bro! Again, another 1,000 word post with the punctuation of a drunken cocaine bear from 1960 that doesn’t touch on any prior points made by anybody. But you do talk about penises and shrinkage, which is an odd thing to be obsessed with. You do you! 

The only thing this guy wants to fight is the Hostess Ring Dings package when he can’t get it open . This guy turns into a tyrannical beast of epic proportions when that happens , and he makes the Incredible Hulk look like LiL’ Bo Peep on her period in comparison .

And why would he went to donnybrook with me anyway ? When I’m more than capable , able , and willing to put my ego aside for the greater good ? And when I can easily meet him in the middle ? To whatever dispute or difference that we are having ? Without castigating him in the process for his beliefs ?

The average nincompoop is unable to relent even a single iota , for fear that it shows weakness , but that’s all wrong , because willingly putting yourself into an uncomfortable position when there is a reward to be had shows strength . Their basic construction is incorrect and flawed . These people are damn near falling over on their own merit with their top heavy and extreme leaning to one side or the other . Fuck dogg , I could brush my teeth and take 2 shots of Listerine and they would still topple over from just my breath .

I jump inside people’s skins and take over . It’s just a natural reflex when certain circumstances dictate that response from me . It’s autopilot . It’s in there . It just happens . When people are assholes it’s like their thought processes are just a mathematical equation that needs some tinkering , so I provide them with the missing piece , so that they can get the answer , but then they realize that they don’t really want to solve it because then they will be expected to further challenge themselves by taking on new and more interestingly difficult problems .

Fuck that they say . No way I’m doing that . But I say that’s being lazy and fragile . They’d rather sit there and stare at that incomplete piece of paper forever , instead of writing in the right answer . Because they are bewildered and afraid at what it is , and that they needed help to get it . Weak motherfuckers . It’s the Zombie Apocalypse bro . There’s a lot of dead bodies walking around just going through the motions and pretending to be alive …….Rest in Peace to all of You dudes……

Oh shit sorry bro for going off topic too . I know how the esteemed forum members here really like to sink their teeth into a problem till all the meat is off the bone and the good hearty respectful discussion stays focused till a resolution is found and a greater understanding between adversaries is born .

Kinda like my last meal at Medieval Times ! What a great show ! Plus I saw one of the ladies actors get trampled by a horse and it made her titty pop out . All for the regular price of admission ! Don’t worry , I know , I know , you woulda covered your eyes like a gentleman .

Because you consider it cheating and you wouldn’t want to do that to your significant other , which isn’t a living breathing human being at all , but instead is just those late night Cinemax movies that you’ve been in a relationship with since your early adolescence .

You’re loyal , if not a bit sick , but if there’s one thing that I’ve learned in this grand grandiosity of life , it’s that you need to accept people for who they are , or for who they feel they need to be .

Like that little girl Jazz , or Bruce Jenner , or those weird fucks that dress up like Furries , or even those motherfuckers that want to put a litter box in schools so that their “ cat “ daughter can take a piss in it and feel comfortable , because anxiety is a bitch . Ya heard ?

C’mon bro . Punctuation ? Too lengthy ? Those are Thumbtacks into the side of my neck . They Absolutely have no effect at all . What is it really ? You can’t follow along ? Your little brain becomes too confused ? Jeez . I’ll dumb it down for you . Shorter sentences . Like this . Ok ?

But our punctuation is very similar so fuck your mouth on that . It’s just that mine is bigger and longer than yours . Stop it . Weirdo . I’m talking about my sentences . And when you weak ass drivel inspired muttonchops that make this forum your home can stay on topic , trust me , I will hammer down on whatever we are speaking on with concentrated ferocity till it exactly resembles that mush that’s currently residing there lonely and afraid in your semi hollow head . Ya dig ?

Bring me better arguments . Because I’m breathtaking …. truly , and you are wasting my knowledge with these 3rd grade insults and your Ring around the Rosy quibbles …..

And furthermore who in the hell is obsessed with penises and shrinkage ? Because I used those words in my commentary or in my metaphors suddenly I’m now obsessed ? How can you draw that conclusion Potsy ?

What the fuck is wrong with you man ? Damn . You got a real chip on your shoulder . Listen , you’re the one that’s off topic ok ? I’ve repeatedly asked you multiple times to jot down a name of a man , woman , or other pronoun that you would feel could do the job of President besides Biden or Trump but you’ve refused .

Maybe you mumbled out Bloomberg or Warren , but in what context ? I haven’t the foggiest . Bang . Cold hard truth . Stop being a player hater . Just because I don’t pat people on their hairy misshapen backs or post rolling and laughing emojis doesn’t mean I deserve this kind of bullying or abuse .

And another thing . You’re a weak emcee . You are definitely not moving the crowd . Motherfucker you’re not even on the stage . You’re simply just that guy that’s on the dance floor who’s doing that side to side rudimentary two step by himself and who’s looking around at everybody to see if they think he looks like a joke , cuz you suffer from a bit of low self esteem or embarrassment because you have little to no rhythm ……well this is your dance class and it’s in session …..

Now let’s get back on track because you made me skid and scurry close to the wall , damn near causing me to crash . Too bad you had to pay the price and were obliterated up against it’s steely strength and resolve . And now you’re just a heap of junk that’s laying broken in the center grass , far , far away from the oval and the speed of this most lob sided of races . Now Have a Good day Sir !

I keep on hearing good things about Gavin Newsom 

Time to do a little research .

Anyone have any thoughts on him ?

Listen , what do you guys want me to say ? Yeah I know the mother’s womb is nice and warm and cozy , but sooner or later the baby has to leave it and be born . That’s it . Point blank . Period .

There are just too many people suffering , by thinking that it’s just ok to sit there in the amniotic fluid of their own greedy staunch beliefs forever .

It’s time to evolve and grow . You can’t stay inside those confined walls for the duration of your existence . And yes I know it’s a blissful and loving feeling to be surrounded by the security and comfort of safety . But we as humans are built to adapt and change . And it doesn’t have to be drastic either…..

That’s where many people make mistakes . Things can be tweaked , turned , and rubbed , and I’m not just talking about those nipples on your girlfriend homie . I’m talking your ideals , and your reasoning , and the way you wanna carry your breathing carcass across the terrain of this planet while you’re still alive .

Or do you want to be buried in the earth’s crust never having attempted even the slightest bit of growth ? And do you want to lay there in your casket having just been a headstrong stubborn old mule who scoffed at the multitude of things that frightened them ?

That’s fine too though if you do . Because our species is essentially just an error making machine …….

Now back to politics . I’m looking for that caterpillar that’s gonna change into a butterfly . I remember my homeboy telling me about Obama back in the day and I just shook my head .

I thought how is a motherfucker with a name like that , and this is when Osama Bin Laden was still fresh on the obongata , gonna do anything ? Or how is he gonna be given a chance by the populous ?

But you know what . My man came through big time bro . And yes he had his problems but dude was spunky and had a commanding presence about him . Plus he loved basketball . And switched out the tennis courts for some hoops action . Bold move player . He turned into a butterfly .

I challenge you guys to squirt out of the vaginas where you live right now and to be birthed . Sure you’re gonna cry at first . They all do . But if you’re nurtured and loved , you will grow , …….if people care correctly . I promise you .

So with all that being said , all 4000 words , who’s our butterfly candidate for this upcoming election ?

I’m not a hundred percent sure but I think that Cory Booker just usurped Robert Kennedy as my new favorite candidate in the next upcoming Presidential election 

TRUMP 2024 and give a rats ass what anyone else thinks!!!   KNOCK!

Knock I respect your opinion 

But what is your back up plan if somehow Trump is convicted and unable to throw his hat that has that Make America Great Again sticker on it back into the ring ?

I keep on hearing good things about that Asa Hutchinson .

He looks like a real tough guy 

thoughts ?

I love that twang bro 

This thread is 700+ posts deep so maybe this was already covered but Ron Desantis is better than both Trump and Biden. For the liberal leaning folk, Tulsi Gabbert would be great. Will never happen though. She's too hell bent on dismantling the military industrial complex as we know it and engaging in proxy wars, not for the best interest of the American people, but to pad the pockets of defense contractors.

Stu , right off the jump I like the guy’s name 

Ron di Santi , AKA Ron “ of the Saints “ , AKA Ron DeLos Santos , AKA Ronny “ holier than thou “ , AKA this guy is in his prime and he’s motherfuckin’ ready to rock 

Young Lion . Nice . It looks like he’s got some Teeth to him too . Imma check him out .

Thanks 

Boom ! I knew it . I could tell . This confirms it . Ron DeSantis is a baller . His team made it to the Little League World Series in 1991 . Real recognizes real 

I gotta say Stu , in regards to Ron , after reading this little tidbit of Information , things are looking up ……

And it just keeps getting better . Did you know DeSantis smacked eleven homers for the Yale Bulldogs baseball team . Massive pop . 88 ribbies for his career ? Damn son . .361 on base percentage ? Guy lived on the bases . Guy was a beast . Power and Speed . 5 tool player bro . This guy knows how to play the game . But can he keep his big foot out of his mouth ? That is the question …..

Stu great find thanks 

There it is gentlemen . Excalibur has been removed from that big fat rock where it was stuck for so long . We have a new warrior now and Good God is he magnificent !

Gravely voiced like he just smoked a thousand Marlboro Reds , or like he went to a club the night before and really had to talk loud so that the people around him could hear him over the bumping bass of the DJ’s thumping beats , there he is , your new democratic nominee .

Did you notice him freestyling there ? Straight off the dome brother . A true wordsmith with that cool calm braggadocio that you can’t even hate on cuz you wish you could do it . Nice . And the hand gestures ? Off the hook . Not like Clinton’s little hand that looked like he was inserting his card into the ATM during every speech . Nope . More fluid in movement with air and space between his fingers sometimes . My man . I respect the style player .

Now we just need everything to fall into place , and for people’s jealousy to not get in the way , so that we can get that Steel Cage Match between Desantis vs Kennedy like it’s that famous Undertaker vs Mick Foley one .

here’s hoping that comes to fruition 

Good luck soldiers , and I hope that you both meet each other on the battlefield in ‘24 …..

cuz it’s gonna be EPIC…..

I really think you guys are missing out on RFK . You gotta jump in now cuz it’s like a birthday party cake , if you wait too long , or come in at the end , the last piece gonna get served and it’s gonna be “ no cake for you “ , so instead you’re gonna have to feast on one of those sore throat cough and cold lozenges that taste like honey and lemon for your dessert . You’re missing out broskies !

I think the showdown is well on it’s way to happening . Like two unstoppable forces that need to meet and collide . That will forever change the landscape of our existence as Americans . I just hope DeSantis has his teleprompter game on point son , and doesn’t read all the lines like Ron Burgundy or like Biden does , cuz Kennedy spits true game , and the people will see , notice , and feel , how true unscripted words resonate to their earlobes in place of that cue card bullshit most motherfuckers pop from between their gums ….

Kennedy is a real MC . I’m telling you .

He reminds me of Fabolous  cuz “ he be killin’ em “……

@spockgato

The real MC 

'ole Blue eyes 2024 

my boy Arod is lending his sword for the fight....

https://twitter.com/AaronRodgers12/status/1648749003499257856