Cpt_NeverLose

WOLVERINES!!!!!

Bad luck on Buckeyes and X.  I probably should have teased those down.      

Got some more cherry poppers coming on the next slate of games. 

Memphis -4  -- What????   Maybe Vegas doesn't realize this, but Memphis almost won the whole damn national championship several years ago!!!    What has ECU done other than make up a 51st state to name their school after.  Hey ECU, maybe you should play West Hawaii State instead of a powerhouse like Memphis.  Also, Memphis returns 5 starters from their romp over Tulane.     Memphis is Greek for "we don't fuken lose to ECU"

Florida -3'  -- What do they think this is, a damn football game!!!!!!   Tennessee doesn't deserve the privilege of tossing Florida's salad, much less playing them in a March game of hoops.    Look for Florida to press early and force a shit-ton of turnovers.  They will also slow things down on offense to stretch out possessions.  I see this one going over also.

New Mexico +4 -- Uhhh....Vegas?  Hello????  So I guess New Mexico didn't set the record straight the first two times these teams played.  Beep!!  Beep!!!  Money Truck!!!!   New Mexico wins......again.

Notre Dame -1 -- Last but not least, Notre Dame.  When teams when by double-digits, they always cover one-point spreads in the following game.  Also, Notre Dame carrying the Big East flag in this one and will want to represent their conference well.  Notre Dame by 3. 

Unfortunately, these will be my last picks for a while.  Headed out of town tomorrow for an adventure race in Bali and will probably not have a chance to post anything.  I will check in with you guys if I am able to.  Back in full effect one week from today though. 

Let's make that money!!!!!!

I will take your word for it.

Don't worry, dude.  Your mom loved me just enough. 

Correction:  I got Ohio State -13

Won't fuken matter, Buckeyes by three touchdowns

Posted plays: (6-7)

Another HUGE day yesterday.    Went 3-1 but played all of the winners much bigger than the loss.  Also, I have now given you guys a winning play every day I have posted, except for one!!!     Not many of you cappers can make that claim!

Did two hours of bikram yoga this morning, got a blowjob from the cleaning lady at my resort, and now I am ready for another day of shitting fire and grenades all over the books!!!!

There are three things I have learned this last week.  First, hookers don't like to kiss on the mouth.  Second, don't ever piss on a police car (no matter how funny it might be  ).  And the third had something to do with college basketball, but I CAN'T REMEMBER!!   .   If it comes to me later, I will let you guys know.

Alright, NeverLose Nation, I've got three awesome jizz-inducing locks to offer you.  Like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow of cheetos and cocaine.

Xavier -7 -- X is the only team in the A-10 with dudes that have even started shaving.  They will probably get shipped to a major conference soon due to boredom and lack of competition.  Also, I'm pretty sure they are taller at every position (including all the way down the coaching staff), which is a good advantage in basketball.  Also, Dayton has shown that they can't compete against the big teams in college basketball and X has proven that they are one of those teams.  I expect to see Musketeers put the "X" in "eXciting win" today with a big blowout of the pansy-ass flyers. 

Ohio State -12'  -- Are you kidding me?   Uh....last time I checked Northwestern doesn't play basketball in March.    Of course, you could say they don't play basketball in February either.     Northwestern needs to stick to making people smart and creating doctors and shit.  Leave the basketball to the real schools.  Ohio State is an unstoppable force and has a lot to prove this week, as they have been getting no respect from the pundits.  I expect the Buckeyes to come out with a solid, detailed game plan and to improvise quite a bit, which is something that NW won't be prepared for......trust me  .  I've spent half of my life at these tier 1 educational institutions and they don't know shit about sports.

Michigan +3 -- Red Dawn, motherfucker!!!!

Let's get that coin today, my friends!!!!!

So you guys doo-doo all over the one pick I missed (total  job) and don't give me love for the flawless analysis on three posted winners 

Haters gonna hate.

I'm getting paid, bitches

Quote Originally Posted by kilks007:

Hey Cpt_NeverLose I like Cincy a lot and think I should go "all in" with them.  Should I be concerned about "variance" here or are they definitely better than Notre Dame?  I'm just a little scared after that Princeton moose the other day. 

P.S. It's my unemployment check and I really need this one!

I think variance is in my (our) favor tonight, my man.  Go all in like Ben Roethlisberger

That was jedi, wasn't it    Just another one of my huge wins. 

And i've explained it at least 4 times.  It's not from a gay website.  This is from a Mens Health model shoot I did.  One of my friends put the gay tag on it and sent it to me as a joke (big prankster  ).    I forgot to remove the tag before I made it my avatar.

In case you guys didn't know, wmi799 is the covers expert on gay websites. 

Maybe you didn't realize that ND was a CATHOLIC school.   It takes most catholics about a week to recover from mardi gras.  Especially ones that are in college. 

This is simple stuff, dude.

A joke???   Find one flaw in my analysis.  I implore you.

Quote Originally Posted by VegasVandal:

Wow once again you come on here and embarrass yourself

"Utah +16 --  Wrong team favored.   MAJOR Cujo.  "

Perhaps they won't cover the big number but to say the wrong team is favored is completely ridiculous. I have seen both teams play in person and Utah is absolute garbage. The only way they cover is if SDSU has a bad game.

And I'm assuming weather wasn't a factor in this one? It's a bit chilly outside right now and lots of pollen in the air

You are wrong about the pollen count.  I checked it.  Neither weather nor allergens will be a factor in that one.

Not a lie.  True story

Posted Plays:  3-6 (+12.4 units)

A happy hello to the NeverLose Nation!!!!

Been traveling today, so I'm sorry I missed posting on the earlies.  I am 4-0 on the day and ready to keep printing that cash!!! 

So I'm in Nice, France and I was just getting a massage from this nice Russian girl (hey...it was totally PG, you guys!!!    Okay.....maybe PG-13  ) and I had an epiphany (for those of you from South Dakota or Canada, that means a clear and sudden profound thought) about how to keep this momentum going. 

It occurred to me that Vegas usually installs the better team as the favorite.  But sometimes it makes the hotter team the favorite.  So if you can figure out which one it is, you have a HUGE advantage!!!!    

I have scoured the lines to see if I can find any value plays using this better/hotter dichotomy.   And the answer is.......you bet your a$$ I found some value.  THANK YOU VEGAS!!!!

I also think a lot of times the team that wins is not necessarily going to cover.  So if you can find a game with a huge line where the teams seem to match up well, you can find great value in the dog.  I call that my "Cujo System."   And the system is up and running tonight. 

So without further delay, here are your winners for tonight:

Texas -14 (HOT!!!) -- The Longhorns are good at every sport and they come into the Big 12 tourney with a great deal of focus.  My power ratings have them in the top 25.  Also, I try to fade the State of Oklahoma every chance I can. 

Cincy +3 (Better!!) -- Notre Dame just really hasn't been impressive this year and are waaaaay over-rated (although they did beat WCC winner Gonzaga).  When you also factor in that Mardi Gras is over, I don't expect much from the Irish today.  And you shouldn't either.  Cincy wins outright!!!

Utah +16 --  Wrong team favored.   MAJOR Cujo. 

Virginia Tech -5 -- VT the better team.  Wearing home unis.  That is a winning combination. 

I expect to be wiping my ass with hundred dollar bills tonight, boys!!!!

It's not from a gay website.   LOL!! 

I told you guys it's from a shoot I did for Mens Health magazine.  One of my friends (who is a HUGE prankster) put that tag on there and sent to me as a joke.  I forgot to take it off before I posted as my avatar. 

But now i'm just gonna keep it there because you guys seem to enjoy it so much.