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So, I was playing golf with a buddy last Friday...I was getting ready to chip onto the green when i see a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. I stop in mid-swing, take off my golf cap, close my eyes, and bow down in prayer. My friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
Then I replied back... "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years." |
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?” |
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Have you guys seen this website? There are some really funny quotes on there!!!
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JaRule | 1 |
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Useless without pictures!!!
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palmbi | 26 |
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I agree guys....Made was a great Flic!
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JaRule | 45 |
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Oh, I haven't seen that in about 10 years....I can't stand Sean Austin in that movie so it makes it hard to watch...
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JaRule | 45 |
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I don't remember him in Rudy? I know his buddy Jon Favreau was in it but I don't recall Vince's role....
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JaRule | 45 |
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That was fake Copernicus!!!
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twobits | 5 |
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly: ,
I'm only about 10 miles from there right now. We've got a hell of a storm passing through. I've already paid for the Hatton/Pac fight and the satellite is currently out because of the wind and rain. Oh well, still 4 hours 'til Hatton takes care of business. Storm should be gone by then. By taking care of business, did you mean get his ass whipped on? |
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Quote Originally Posted by mamatheregoes:
i wish you asked best Vince Vaughn movie quote- guy is a legend
Ok....let's hear the best Vince movie quote.... It's gotta be from Swingers... You're SO money and you don't even know it!!!!! |
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So, what is the one record that seems impossible that you would want to see broken??? There are so many amazing records...
You've got Dimmagio's hitting streak record...
Cal Ripken's consecutive games played streak...
Wilt's 100 point game...(which was bogus if you ask me)
Gretzky's 2,857 total points...
Pete Rose's hit records...
There are so many great records out there, which one would you like to see broken???
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JaRule | 16 |
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It's upgraded to category 5 now!!!
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andarmac99 | 50 |
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What's your favorite Vince Vaughn movie? I have to go with Wedding Crashers but Swingers is an absolute classic!!!
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JaRule | 45 |
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just check it out
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Revelation Chapter 21 V.3....
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vegas666 | 12 |
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Manut Bol
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vegas666 | 54 |
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My ex-girlfriend had it....All was well for about a year until it got out of controll!!! I couldn't take it anymore!!!!
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searchwarrant | 31 |
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