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Diplomacy at its finest . And they said I shouldn’t be a moderator . Heh . 

You traversed through some tough terrain and stepped up by overcoming an obstacle that many can not climb over by doing that and apologizing 

now let’s see if miracle can do the same so that we can squash this and get back to breakin’ the books ……

Great synopsis ABN . I understand now . And bigred adding a little too with the color commentary . Great job gentlemen . I haven’t seen two guys call a game this well since Dan Fouts and whoever that other fuckin’ guy was did The Bourbon Bowl coverage in the WaterBoy . Masterful job by Henry Winkler in that movie . Can’t believe he didn’t win an award . And the guy that pinches his nipples and talks Creole gibberish …… amazing performance , which reminds me ……

miracle , that’s it ?

that’s the big banana in the tailpipe ?

damn . That’s nothin’ dogg . Nothin’ to have your mind split over anyways . I thought bigred might have murdered “ Mittens “ , one of your 17 cats or somethin’…….

fuck . He bumped your losing threads ? That’s it ? We can get passed this …… watch …….

bigred apologize to the guy for bumping his losing threads ……

and let’s squash this like a fat girl sitting on one of her twinkies cuz she forgot it was there when she got up cuz she heard the microwave beep cuz her hot pocket was ready …..

saintsfan huh ? You go back to Duece McCallister or even further back to Bobby Hebert ( A-Bear ) ?

or even further to the paper bags on your head ?

You’re way off base man . First tell me what we’re arguing about . 

Violent whispers describing cascading pain descend upon your earlobes in an unsettling array of perplexing truths that are both accepted and shunned , depending upon which way your brain takes it just run , because some girls rock their boys , and get wild , like a tiger out the cage , so cumm on feel the noize , that I deploy , that’s not a ploy , but I style that I rage , cuz I’ll steward you my young turk , yup it’s rodimentary you dig the steez ? Cuz some guys have all the luck while others suffer disgruntled just mingling with defeat ……

ya heard ?

I got the cleanest soul up in this motherfucker by like a country mile . No doubt about it . No question . I ask people to be the greatest versions of themselves but they’re afraid of that and they run away . Fear of the unknown , but of one’s self . Yo , it’s a bitch .

That’s it . I’ve had it . I’m not gonna ask you to pick flowers with me anymore . I had the setting all mapped out . The country side and the rolling hills . It coulda been beautiful . Like The Sound of Music , except updated and more edgy with a hip hop vibe to it . Yo . We coulda been great dogg . 

agreed . Let it die . Cuz this guy’s like a fart in the mouth , I mean it ain’t shit , but it ain’t good either , know what I’m sayin’ ?

I enjoy Cranky Hank’s ribbing of bigred much more than this . This is macabre . How come I get the eerie feeling that miracle is sitting on a couch with his hand up a puppet’s back and the doll is telling him what to write ?

Da fuck we arguin’ about ? We used to date or somethin’ ?

I vote that he stays , but that he gives each one of us a dollar and that he says something nice about us . 

No I won’t do it . You’re just not nice enough . 

This guy’s a shitbuller man . Straight up . He’s full of shitbull , that shitbullin’ son of bitch .

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight miracle ?

You ever notice his supple curves and the way his hips move so smooth to the rhythm ?

You ever get a fine grab on that ample derrière ?

And did you ever notice how his inflammatory breath across that mole on your neck when he whispers to you causes your estrogen level to rise ?

Yeah I noticed it too , I was at the bar watching them hoes on the dance floor , and I gotta say you got two left feet , pure ugly movement on the legmeat dogg , but your earrings were banging son …..you got style . 

“ Tell em ? Don’t spoil the brat ? “ 

Yo we talkin’ hieroglyphics now ?

What in the hell does that mean ? Hey bro I can just write anything too then ? Ok ?

like you follow around carnivals like it’s Phish or The Grateful Dead ….

just so that you can hopefully see a guy that operates one of those dangerous rides that they usually don’t inspect shit his pants ….

cuz you really get off on , and have a fetish for carny boxers with the dook nutella in ‘em ……

wow . That’s so easy . See . Splain yourself puddin’ pie or imma get robust and delve into my 14th chakra .

ya dig ?

This guy miracle used to be a decent fellow . He came into a thread once where he attempted to be the Mario to my Princess Peach . And save me from an onslaught of epic monstrosities .  

But I think he done jumped onto too many mushrooms and now he’s all big on himself .

He’s been chasing that dragon ever since .

I swear to God I got your back miracle . We’ll get you off that dust .

Open the good book and read a passage . If not the portal may close forever homie .

P.S . You still got some of that ham sandwich you ate last night while watching the Laker game imbedded in that dark cavern of doom that is known as your navel . Flick them crumbs and get out of bed homie . One . 

When he galloped in all majestic on his white fucking horse saving me from a band of marauders in that thread a while back I didn’t do nothing but appreciate it .

now look at him . Corny as fuck wearing that hypocrite coat like a pimp does his fur .

And having a problem cuz I blocka blocka blocka stick up like a post it note for king carpet the coochie cruncher .

somewhere along the way you lost your mojo and hatred skeeted on your clavicle leaving you disgruntled and ornery . It’ll take a miracle for you to come back from that . But I think you can do it . Cuz it’s in your name and all .

ya dig ?

what’s the reasoning on that mister game of the year on every single fucking play ? Redundant as hell . Go ahead and play Jimmy Crack Corn and say “ I don’t care “ though ….

you weak emcee glutton for all things unholy . Cuz some kind of demon done dipped you into the dark side like you were an upside down ice cream cone at the Dairy Queen in Hell dogg …..

one . 

You make DoubleUp4Life look like Nietzsche .

By the way I was number 69 . 

Now you’re just hallucinating your own virtue . I’m dangling you over this black hole buddy , questioning how you’re built and whether you can circumvent the temptation to utterly disgrace God’s divine touch of how he made you . His intention is clear . Your motive to usurp his design is not . Sooner or later you will choose . Whether it’s this life or the next . Don’t waste generations . Move accordingly now . It is written .