spockgato

Hey yo if Pete Carroll heard you talkin’ bad about him he’d chew you out like that piece of gum he’s been chompin’ on since 1992 . 

thank you for being so forthcoming and honest . I completely could hear the truth in your voice as I read what you wrote because your letters leapt off the page with resounding sincerity .

God bless .

Maybe that’s what this forum needs . A good ‘ol fashioned “ getting to know ya . “ maybe this thread is the place to do it too .

Yo I woulda never known you had them freakish roundball skills like that . Blessing the hardwood with your rhythmic ferocity and lightning quick handle as you stop and pop that J from 10 feet , leaving the hand out so the disgruntled defender could see it is something I didn’t know about you . Cuz I never thought to ask .

Huh . Funny how a little open communication brings to light so many unknown details . Yeah I hooped too . Good long range shooter . Pretty good in the post . Nice footwork . I watched all the Kevin McHale videos . But my favorite part of the game is for sure rebounding . Yo I’m the king of the box out . Motherfuckers are afraid to really stick their ass out cuz it’s weird and makes em look silly . Not me son . I’d be pokin’ my glutes out so far blocking your access to that crucial area of the paint where the ball is most likely to carom to that motherfuckers I played against would catch feelings and ask me out on dates . But I don’t swing that way . Not that there’s anything wrong with that . Ya dig ?

what’s beef ? Beef’s what Cranky eats . That completely eradicates his anatomy causing it to fatten and be obese .

The grease . the snacks . The Betty Crocker buttered flapjacks . The tragedy of that cheese 

the calories increase till a heart attack happens and then he’ll be wrapped in a sheet .

Hey Happy Hour , settle down , relax , have some sweet ,

alcohol dogg before you fall down from withdrawal you’re a clown except your feet .

Are size 5 and demure with your wrists a little thinner ,

than that linguini with cream you’ve eaten for dinner . Fuckin’ sinner . God damn blasphemer . My status is immaculate yours is near cadaver but greener . You’re sheer panic . I don’t believe you . You’re like that negligée you’re wearin’. You’re fuckin’ see through . 

I mean how the fuck you gonna challenge this howitzer ? Better not without alcohol mister . Drink up ! put em down ! whatever elixir . Gets your strength up a couple decibels from that negligible whisper . That I can barely hear . Motherfucker how you gonna battle me with a belly fulla beer ?

have another bro 

This is what I imagine when I think of Johnny Odae . That he was a hoop superstar . And that he’d be out from sun up to sun down ballin’ out at the courts playing pickup basketball . And that he had that sweet jumper to where you couldn’t leave him open . Like maybe they called him “ All Day Odae “ , and that maybe his girlfriend with the big chest and the hoop earrings came to watch him play . Maybe they went to Sizzler afterwards . And maybe he jumped into bed with some of her skeezer friends for a foursome of fun and carnal jubilation as a nightcap after all the sports action that happened during the sunshine hours came to an end . Maybe he caught the crabs from one of them . Maybe not . It’s up to you . Use your imagination . 

You’re like Shakespeare mixed with the guy that was the hype man for Busta Rhymes on the Flipmode Squad . Fuckin’ great skills bro .

Goose man . Goose . God damn not moose . Shit . You got me to rhyme . Unknowingly . That’s like spiking Hank’s Metamucil with cheap liquor store brand vodka till he’s drunk and shitting his brains out .

Bunch of silly gooses is what I call em . 

agreed . People throw terms around so carelessly . Rapist . Nazi . Fascist . Dictator . It’s insulting to those that truly suffered . It’s bad enough that people say those things unnecessarily . It’s even worse that it’s allowed by those in authority or that have some control . People look the other way . In order to nourish their own biases and beliefs . Neglecting truth and justice in the process . Anybody wanna hit this spliff ?

agreed . People throw terms around so carelessly . Rapist . Nazi . Fascist . Dictator . It’s insulting to those that truly suffered . It’s bad enough that people say those things unnecessarily . It’s even worse that it’s allowed by those in authority or that have some control . People look the other way . In order to nourish their own biases and beliefs . Neglecting truth and justice in the process . Anybody wanna hit this spliff ?

I’m just tryin’ to be friendly with duke . It’s my testament I’ve got testicles I’m not effeminate oops . Sometimes I forget that everyone’s so sensitive truths . Eject from the center of my cerebral cortex without the filter to make amends for the plethora of extra defensive measures that men wanna do . Every deck has 52 . Motherfuckin’ cards . I can give you a different one and this one disregard . But check it . imma deal no matter what . Whether it’s with repercussions or that evil royal flush . When you blush . And get embarrassed across your face . I’m eatin’ fuckin’ cowards . for breakfast . like they was Frosted Flakes . 

I’m sorry . I didn’t realize that you were so sensitive . I apologize . 

I don’t know who the guy is that cleans the vomit and diarrhea inside the ball pit but Cranky Hank put it there , courtesy of swilling a bottle of cheap booze and the staggering that it took to walk into that play area and get there . Oh and also the weak bowels . Can’t forget that . Cuz I’m not drunk . Jokes Hank . Jokes . 

tectonic plates under the surface shift and shimmy creating a dangerous place to nature an epiphany . I raise the stakes cuz I was given the beef . It’s the leftovers and the residuals individuals left that gets grilled like a steak when I taste it I spit it the meat . And potatoes of what I’m sayin’ is your hatred’s the kitchen to me . And I’m the chef disinfectin’ every section and crevice before entering into fixin’ cuisine .

sickness within dreams . The fiction bitches spit spilling through the chips in their teeth . It’s that ignorance I don’t listen to or give a shit what it means . I’m indifferent to their breed . Heed the words witness the free . Form war torn overlord killing machine glisten pristine .

in the mix . Floss my steez . Flex on these pencil necks crossing all T’s . Dotting all I’s . If it’s wrong to be free call me suicide . Cuz I’d rather be gone than live lost in your skies .

 I Have A Dream 

yo . Straight up . That’s nice like a swallow . I’d make that bird get the girth then leave her sleepy but not so hollow . Filled with the cream from from my cannoli stream swiftie looks like a cheap thrill . needy . I do not follow ? Is Kelce on that strong weed cuz it seems to me she’s too meek but she could be a freak on the gobble .

in my best Jerry Seinfeld “ what’s the deal with Swity’s mouth game ? “

disclaimer : I may be too high right now

I don’t know man . She looks like Ralph . The tall gangly kid in my 6th grade class that didn’t make a jump shot all year and that peed his pants at the end of the year dance . What’s the hype with this chick ? She got like an extra long clit or somethin’ ? Like Guinness Book of Records long ? Damn . She sing that good ? She go deep with the lyrics ? What’s the deal ?

I have a dream . To be Freed from this farce that’s foreign to my beliefs . I’m incarcerated in this sparse space with sharp pains in my face and parts of me are weak . Are you ignorant or of marginal smarts towards the jargon of what you read ? Please . Pardon me . I’m the past participle of a particle that’s partially obscene .

My hearts’ sickening beats skip farther than Jetta’s cleats after griddying a TD from a Darnold deep dart if you’re smart don’t start wit me .

Cuz I’m suffocating something fucking horrible and round these parts it’s hard to breathe .

They say I can’t escape these chains draped across my arms and those placed to guard the frenetic charge in my feet .

This shit ain’t just martyrdom this is part and parcel complete ,

larceny of creation , cuz they took my artwork , but who’s the thief ?

 MLK

bigred is curled up on the deluxe carpet in front of his fireplace wearing only Ravens official issue socks with his side piece there feeding him grapes while she’s rubbing his balls as his wife is out shopping cuz there’s a sale at Kohl’s .

i can’t speak for biscuit . 

Hey listen I got a great education on how things work in this world by way of our politics forum and I’m not trying to be disrespectful here but both of you guys are way off . 

But a study done by the Masapequa Institute of Science ( AKA the basement of some dude named Chad ) finds that there is no need to be apprehensive towards any Far East social media apps and that most scams directed towards the technology owned by people living in the United States is performed by American companies . They also revealed in further studies that sesame seeds really can get lodged in between your teeth something nasty so be careful when you smile because people will make fun of you .