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I swear at like the 7 minute 32 mark of either the third or fourth quarter I saw Isaiah slither his toned and slinky physique near the baseline to gather in an offensive rebound but I keep on checking all the major boxscores from all the big sites and , to no avail , cuz CBS , FOX , ESPN , Yahoo and NBA.com still have that “ 5 “ under Hartenstein’s rebound heading there just taunting me . Laughing at me . Scrutinizing me . It’s a conspiracy I tell you . It wasn’t the guy with the bald head and the headband either cuz that dude is like 7 inches shorter and not nearly as well built or sculpted in his latissimus dorsi . 

I find myself loathing Isaiah Hartenstein today . Like I don’t want him to get hit by an 18 wheeler truck driven by a guy high on meth or anything , but I want something bad to happen to him . That won’t cause much strife though . Let me say that . Like premature ejaculation with a girl he’s really been working on , and putting that extra time in with , to where the allure of dating a rich pro basketball player is just not enough for her , because no matter what homegirl needs her sexual desires met . Yeah I’m petty like that . Call me Tom . Cuz I hope that was Isaiah’s last dance with MaryJane and his proclivity to chop that chocha is FreeFallin’ . Ya dig ?

Feels bad that Linus stayed single .

I wonder if he surfs dating sites , then has an inkling of maybe reaching out to one of them dames , but then he glances at his blanket , gets a little horny , and just never follows through with actually messaging anyone . 

Skubal on Sunday also 

I like that guy .

He always has that look in his eye that says “ if somebody gets a base knock against me they’re more than likely gonna get hit by the wrench that’s in my trunk when I see them in the parking lot . “

Yo much appreciated man . Thanks .

Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part . 

but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday .

he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ?

but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box .

Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ .

Jokic triple double 

kawhi a monster 

James Harden eats Fatburger 

Yo it sounds like Charlie married a grade A cunnt . I respect her adoration and love for her kids cuz that shows some good qualities , but to stick Charlie in the corner socially like he’s Baby from Dirty Dancing is some major bullshit

Alienating him from his friends ?

that’s a bomb waiting to explode in her face in my opinion .

Cuz it’ll just be a matter of time to where he runs into Schroeder at the Pharmacy or some shit , and Charlie will want to rebel against the authority of his overbearing wife , so he’ll accept the invitation to hang out , and maybe he’ll even be coerced into trying some heroin with that criminal minded and drug addicted musician and his ragtag crew of shady character friends . 

It won’t be that cut and dry of course , it’ll most likely happen that they get to talking about “ old times “ and stuff with Schroeder inviting Charlie to come see his band “ MushMouth Teacher Titties “ play at the downtown theater called “ The Palladium “ on a Saturday night .

Charlie after arguing with his wife and continuing to wear his shoes indoors and on the carpet which he’s forbidden to do , ultimately will storm out of the house cuz he’s “ not allowed “ to go to the show .

after a great set by his old friend’s band , Charlie is invited to come hang out back stage resulting in him somehow becoming involved in running a train on one of the groupies of the band before getting a syringe full of dope throttled into his neck , to where he’s nodding off on the couch afterwards like an old man on a park bench during a particularly warm summer day . 

and that’s how it’s gonna end for him . Blue in the face AND the balls cuz she didn’t give the cooter up much neither . That cold hearted controlling bitch ruining him and forcing him to the dark side with her manipulative and guilt ridden ways .

that’ll be his story . Stay away Charlie . Rub one out instead . 

That’s debatable . 

@StumpTownStu

 Let’s just say that Charlie was on that dust , plus he was fucked up from like 8 Miller Lites , and whatever pill it was that Linus gave to him when he bumped into that motherfucker in the bathroom …….

that’s a lot of substances flowing through a dude all at once .

Add in the adrenaline of finally getting a chance to bone that sluttt Lucy in the butt after all them years of fantasizing about it , and the spike that just being generally horny gives to a dude and ……..

yes ………

I believe Charlie could contort himself into a stretched out and awkward position for a few minutes of drunken and drugged out thrusting no matter how elevated his pain level or discomfort was ….

Motherfuckers have climbed mountains with less motivation . Shit I even think some bloke swam the English Channel once cuz he was promised some greasy fish and chips .

So Charlie getting all Simone Biles in the tiny crawl space of the back seating area in a F-150 crew cab for the pumping of the Punani and the pleasure that it delivers is not only a legitimate possibility , but it’s a probability . And no pun intended a “ high “ one at that . 

Fuck bro . Can you imagine when everybody gets together for next Halloween ? And they party ? It’s gonna be special .

Cuz if you’re Charlie you always got that “ I skeeted all across the bridge of that whorrre Lucy’s nose story “ . Thems is some forever bullets homie . They never go away . It’s like infinite ammo .

I like to think that the “ call of the wild “ got into that testosterone filled , prematurely balding , sensitive piece of shit , and no slipped disk or cracked vertebrae while under the influence of a smorgasbord of uppers and downers mixed with alcohol could stop him .

that’s the Charlie Brown I know 

Even the top producer of the show 60 Minutes has had enough and is calling it quits cuz making decent journalism anymore is almost impossible due to the control that is put on it by higher ups and or money influence 

Slippy . Slappy . Swanson ….. Samsonite !

boy I was way off 

I agree . Plus I’m still waiting for my 40 acres and a mule . Plus why did my relatives get kicked out of where they lived just so the Dodgers could build their stadium back in the day ? Ridiculous . Anybody complaining has had it coming . The inevitable balance of things will always happen . Can’t stop it . 

I’m so done with this guy going off the rails and labeling people , and harassing people with his mean spirited and disrespectful partisan view . It’s on par or worse than any of things that I see the Republican members of this forum spew . My good man if you are so intelligent and honorable then do better than exactly copying the behavior of those you choose to harp against . 

I choose to believe that there’s good in people . But that’s me . A lot of what you wrote is hyperbole , and straight partisan conspiracy theory stuff . It’s all angry opinion . You don’t know if he stole anything . And your numbers are skewed . That’s not a good way to make a point . You’re just guessing and hoping . 

HughJorgan is definitely an undercover agent with the federal government no doubt . He’s most likely sitting on sensitive documents that have secret information regarding the JFK assassination ( that’s a lot of ass ) , space aliens , the location of Jimmy Hoffa , and why they replaced the mother on the TV show the Fresh Prince of Bel Air so early on in the series , amongst other things ,

which led him to flee in peril , and fearing for his life , because he was contemplating on becoming a whistleblower , to a remote cottage in Wyoming’s vast countryside where he knits sweaters for the mice that scurry into his residence , because , alas , they are his only friends and visitors .

truly a sad but honorable existence 

Woohoooo !

the big red special done by me !

here comes the famous bigred shuffle celebration 

I once saw Al Gore eat a Whopper junior , and after he was done wiping the ketchup away from his oh so luscious mouth he discarded the wrapper on the ground like it was his own personal waste paper basket , or like it was just some ho that he already drilled and realized he got what he wanted so he didn’t have to hear her talk anymore 

I once saw Al Gore eat a Whopper junior , and after he was done wiping the ketchup away from his oh so luscious mouth he discarded the wrapper on the ground like it was his own personal waste paper basket , or like it was just some ho that he already drilled and realized he got what he wanted so he didn’t have to hear her talk anymore 

I once saw Al Gore eat a Whopper junior , and after he was done wiping the ketchup away from his oh so luscious mouth he discarded the wrapper on the ground like it was his own personal waste paper basket , or like it was just some ho that he already drilled and realized he got what he wanted so he didn’t have to hear her talk anymore 

Hey man if Bruce Jenner the ultimate swag havin’ competitor , with his athletic prowess and machismo Wheaties box grandeur can up and switch the body composition and look strikingly good with them high heels and titties then Lebron changing up his profile to go WNBA ain’t off limits to say or imagine , in my opinion 

I’m just hoping upon hope Dwight Howard snips off the Rottweiler and joins the Mystics or some shit and averages 48 rebounds per game .

would they let something like that happen ?

it would be Juwanna Mann but for real without the comedic side wink.

conceivably could an NBA player take estrogen pills and get his junk recalibrated and go pro in the WNBA ?

I’m deeply rooted in the school of thought that believes Charlie Brown didn’t succumb to the pressure and anxiety that comes with the fact that he never made contact with that football .

instead I like to imagine that he grew up with those incidents motivating him , and making him a stronger , more resilient person ,

one who never became overwhelmed by the thoughts of failure , or the negative feelings one gets when they are treated unfairly , with the bullying and the mind games being a catalyst to him gaining inner strength and confidence .

I also like to imagine that inner strength and confidence later on in his life blossomed into a beautiful and powerful display of self esteem that helped propel him forward into achieving many great and wonderful things …….

one of them being wooing an obviously drunk and pilled up Lucy at the bar ,

and complimenting her with his mad skillz of machismo and braggadocio that’s oh so captivating and appealing to them ignorant twat having humans ,

So much so , that after last call , Lucy’s legs were pinned so far behind her head in the backseat of his Ford F-150 extended cab sitting right there in the parking lot that you’d assume the bitch’s ethnicity was half pretzel ……… so yeah , fuck that salty bitch