StumpTownStu

Met him several times. Unrelated, my mother in law went to high school with him. Mission High School in San Francisco.

Kayleigh is prettier. I'm more attracted to Karoline and thing she's more bangable.

Kuminga is cheeks.

She looks like she's had work done, which is huge turnoff for me, but she could definitely get the D. Older than me but not out of my range.

You sound like me. I usually just post "OF?", as a joke when referring to someone not conventionally attractive.

He probably still gets to hang with Linus once every few weeks. Like once a month probably. Say they're playing golf but probably at the strip club.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I don't know the red heads name. I'm not even sure she had a name but I see Charles ending up with her specifically.

Charlie square ass is not tapping Lucy and getting some in the back of a F150 crew cab is a shit show. Even in a 7th or 8th gen. In a later model, good luck. Not impossible. Not fun either.

 name ever.

Lebron has attempted two free throws all game.

@SarasotaSlim

 Oh geez, bro, look up her birthday.

If i'm out of town, and i'm in some shit kicker bar, and the pickings are slim, and we're having drinks and talking, and she's pretty much throwing it at me, it ain't like a man ain't gonna handle what he has to handle. The body is decent but that face ain't launching many ships.

She definitely doesn't have Schroeder's genes. Or Lucy. I see Peppermint Patty all day.

That's only because you just, you know... 

MTG can work out all she wants, she's still a butter face.

Meh, i'd probably hit it. All dook chute though, no weird manufactured poontang. She's got a decent face but when you look at her arms, shoulders, clavicals, it's like, "Oh yeah, that's definitely a dude."

Yruth be told, if I saw a picture of that "chick" and Belichick's dame side by side, I would think Belichick's girlfriend was the T-1000.

BREAKING NEW: Nancy Mace could definitely get this D.

Fred Van Vleet has playoff experience. That's about it. Very young team.

I know a reverse jinx attempt when I see one.

Are you guys differentiating between full scale whacking off and just fumbling around with it a bit, non-sexually?