Throw chips on floor to watch people squirm? Baller.
Good grief.
What have I done for you lately?
So let me get this straight. I owe you something. I need to do something for you - and not in 2006 or 2010 - but now. And I need to do this because I need to do something for you.
You need mental help pal.
And unfortunately - I have had experience here at covers with mental patients before. And you see - the problem is.... they never end well. I had a 15k challenge with a guy about 7 or 8 years ago here that ended badly because he backed out in the middle and it was very sticky.
A 2k challenge isn't enough for me to get out of bed for. I might not post my plays one day because I chose to take my dog for a walk. I don't need or even want your 2k. I won a prize here at covers once - I think it was 2k - and we jointly donated it to buy computers for a school in need.
So while I am flattered by your challenge - you are just a gnat that is a nuisance to me. Let me put this in terms you might understand..... It would be like you challenging LeBron James to a one on one contest for 2k. Why would he accept? Think about it. Why would I give you the attention and fame you seek from this ridiculous stunt?
I pass. But thanks. I guess I will continue to eat of the dumpster of life while you continue to throw 25 dollar green chips on the floor of the casino to watch people like me dive on the floor after them.
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
Douche.
What have I done for you lately?
So let me get this straight. I owe you something. I need to do something for you - and not in 2006 or 2010 - but now. And I need to do this because I need to do something for you.
You need mental help pal.
And unfortunately - I have had experience here at covers with mental patients before. And you see - the problem is.... they never end well. I had a 15k challenge with a guy about 7 or 8 years ago here that ended badly because he backed out in the middle and it was very sticky.
A 2k challenge isn't enough for me to get out of bed for. I might not post my plays one day because I chose to take my dog for a walk. I don't need or even want your 2k. I won a prize here at covers once - I think it was 2k - and we jointly donated it to buy computers for a school in need.
So while I am flattered by your challenge - you are just a gnat that is a nuisance to me. Let me put this in terms you might understand..... It would be like you challenging LeBron James to a one on one contest for 2k. Why would he accept? Think about it. Why would I give you the attention and fame you seek from this ridiculous stunt?
I pass. But thanks. I guess I will continue to eat of the dumpster of life while you continue to throw 25 dollar green chips on the floor of the casino to watch people like me dive on the floor after them.
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
Douche.
I love the challenge threads. Its like a covers dance-off.
But against a chip thrower? Im outta my league.
I love the challenge threads. Its like a covers dance-off.
But against a chip thrower? Im outta my league.
What have I done for you lately?
So let me get this straight. I owe you something. I need to do something for you - and not in 2006 or 2010 - but now. And I need to do this because I need to do something for you.
You need mental help pal.
And unfortunately - I have had experience here at covers with mental patients before. And you see - the problem is.... they never end well. I had a 15k challenge with a guy about 7 or 8 years ago here that ended badly because he backed out in the middle and it was very sticky.
A 2k challenge isn't enough for me to get out of bed for. I might not post my plays one day because I chose to take my dog for a walk. I don't need or even want your 2k. I won a prize here at covers once - I think it was 2k - and we jointly donated it to buy computers for a school in need.
So while I am flattered by your challenge - you are just a gnat that is a nuisance to me. Let me put this in terms you might understand..... It would be like you challenging LeBron James to a one on one contest for 2k. Why would he accept? Think about it. Why would I give you the attention and fame you seek from this ridiculous stunt?
I pass. But thanks. I guess I will continue to eat of the dumpster of life while you continue to throw 25 dollar green chips on the floor of the casino to watch people like me dive on the floor after them.
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
Douche.
What have I done for you lately?
So let me get this straight. I owe you something. I need to do something for you - and not in 2006 or 2010 - but now. And I need to do this because I need to do something for you.
You need mental help pal.
And unfortunately - I have had experience here at covers with mental patients before. And you see - the problem is.... they never end well. I had a 15k challenge with a guy about 7 or 8 years ago here that ended badly because he backed out in the middle and it was very sticky.
A 2k challenge isn't enough for me to get out of bed for. I might not post my plays one day because I chose to take my dog for a walk. I don't need or even want your 2k. I won a prize here at covers once - I think it was 2k - and we jointly donated it to buy computers for a school in need.
So while I am flattered by your challenge - you are just a gnat that is a nuisance to me. Let me put this in terms you might understand..... It would be like you challenging LeBron James to a one on one contest for 2k. Why would he accept? Think about it. Why would I give you the attention and fame you seek from this ridiculous stunt?
I pass. But thanks. I guess I will continue to eat of the dumpster of life while you continue to throw 25 dollar green chips on the floor of the casino to watch people like me dive on the floor after them.
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
Douche.
Thanks for everyone who commented in this thread.
I am going to let this thread die and start a new thread for the knockout stage. And don't worry Daytrader - I will clearly post my record that I carry with me.
This thread has just become cumbersome, and I am inspired to start fresh and write up the tournament phase.
GL to everyone. Hope the next 16 games are profitable.
Thanks for everyone who commented in this thread.
I am going to let this thread die and start a new thread for the knockout stage. And don't worry Daytrader - I will clearly post my record that I carry with me.
This thread has just become cumbersome, and I am inspired to start fresh and write up the tournament phase.
GL to everyone. Hope the next 16 games are profitable.
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
The next time you throw one of those chips over your shoulder - look for a guy who arrived on a yacht with 5 supermodels on the floor fighting for it. That's the difference between those of us who earned our money and those who think they are owed something by people who have "done something for them lately".
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