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Wow! I really thought most people on here were azzholes for getting on CG, but damn how I was wrong. He has lost touch with reality.
His newest post:

"Yea pussies ur all sleeping HCG is capping. Oh I don't take it seriously right? I'm checking every stat u can think of now like usual while u sleep. Can't help it tho if my team phantomly implodes every close game. Get ready for an inferno. I'm the person jersey cockroach u want me to leave take my dead body out of here then. I am going to pull the most unreal comeback ever in betting history because no matter what happens I keep firing away. I am doing it for all of us. I love my fans and joke, laugh oh wait -70K I know get ready because unlike u cowards I put my balls on the line time and time again and I fear nothing"


 
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Time to hit a meeting CG...

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Pick one immediately.

30k+ to 450$ in one year. Wow.

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The fact that you can't place a bet without getting physically ill after this much losing is astonishing.

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Quote Originally Posted by AD9323:

Wow! I really thought most people on here were azzholes for getting on CG, but damn how I was wrong. He has lost touch with reality.
His newest post:

"Yea pussies ur all sleeping HCG is capping. Oh I don't take it seriously right? I'm checking every stat u can think of now like usual while u sleep. Can't help it tho if my team phantomly implodes every close game. Get ready for an inferno. I'm the person jersey cockroach u want me to leave take my dead body out of here then. I am going to pull the most unreal comeback ever in betting history because no matter what happens I keep firing away. I am doing it for all of us. I love my fans and joke, laugh oh wait -70K I know get ready because unlike u cowards I put my balls on the line time and time again and I fear nothing"


CG- you should fear poverty. Hunger sucks. Sleeping on asphalt sucks.

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He takes Iowa -6.5, it goes to overtime and they win by 2. And he whines how he lost another "close" game? 






 
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Isn't he broke yet?
 
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Posted: #14007
I'll give you one more, Hollywood: Wait for Miami plus 3 vs. Wichita. You'll get it right at tipoff. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Isn't he broke yet?


Less than $1,000 to his name with bills/rent due at the end of the month.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tsw:

He takes Iowa -6.5, it goes to overtime and they win by 2. And he whines how he lost another "close" game? 







This was a horrible beat.  Iowa was undefeated coming into this game and literally did not miss a single shot the entire season.  Of course, when CG bets them, they start missing shots.  Plus I think they led by 7 at one point, so it was a total backdoor.

Don't tell a pro how to whine about his wagers.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Isn't he broke yet?
Less than $1,000 to his name with bills/rent due at the end of the month.

The plan is to bet it all and roll it over twenty times?
 
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Oh my God, What an epic thread over there.
Hollywood Vanzack, Hollywood Baronman, the real Baronman, vilemush, Hollywood VFG, Dudley Dawson,Incubus is awesome, a guy who spells Rectum backwards and a slew of other characters.

Talking Heads with CGs head on Davied Byrnes body

Iv been missing a show and Iv only seen the last 20 pages.


 
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Posted: #14012
He's down to like 600 dollars 
 
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Go CG, go! Fire on A&M bruh. You got this!
 
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Posted: #14014
And the brilliance of CG shines through again. Instead of taking ND +1 last night he waits til right before tip when they are -1.5



 
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Posted: #14015
From his first post..

 I really think with proper discipline and the fact that I will be studying games, trends, etc all day that I can win 5K a month or so..

 about that 
 
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This is comedy at it's best. Everyone knew he was going broke, but few realized how bad he is at betting. He hasn't made a dime in any sport yet.  
 
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"It's all over. Unbelievable I got $140 left to my name"

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Sad ending, guess you can call it a cautionary tale.
What is truly surprising is reality had not sunk in until today. Now that he is down to his last 140
He believed in the gamblers myth of a chip and a chair is all you need
 
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He doesn't need to dig the hole any deeper, but it looks like credit card advances for now and still thinking that he can win.  Nothing wrong with partying your behind off, but making gambling decisions while holding on to what little money is left, is a tough combo.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

This is comedy at it's best. Everyone knew he was going broke, but few realized how bad he is at betting. He hasn't made a dime in any sport yet.  

It was clear since day one that his emotions would always get the best of him, and prevent him from being successful even if he was a good capper. 

But as you said, lets just stick to the betting side of things. 

Putting all the obvious reasons aside why he had no chance since day one, (emotional trainwreck, drugs, alcohol, etc) I never saw one single analysis of a game that lead me to believe he had the slightest clue of what he was talking about. Every single explanation he ever brought up to justify a pick for a game could be found by looking through 5 minutes of boxscores by the most uneducated gambler out there. He claimed he was a "football god" and knew things about the sport that no one else did. I guess those things that only he knows is looking at fake consensus numbers/line movements and determining the "sharp" side. Sad. 

When he couldn't answer vanzack's question within the first 5 pages of this thread, it was obvious right then and there how this would end up. And that was without knowing all the other variables that put him in his current position. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Sad ending, guess you can call it a cautionary tale.
What is truly surprising is reality had not sunk in until today. Now that he is down to his last 140
He believed in the gamblers myth of a chip and a chair is all you need

Not true. 

There have been a ton of times (at least 10) where he started to admit he was done. Then he proceeded to take more out of the 401k, get cash advances, cling on to any money he could possibly find to continue to gambling. 

And even though he has a $140 to his name, I would lay -1000 that it will continue just as it did above. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:

Sad ending, guess you can call it a cautionary tale.
What is truly surprising is reality had not sunk in until today. Now that he is down to his last 140
He believed in the gamblers myth of a chip and a chair is all you need

I think he finally sobered up from his weed/coke/animal tranquilizer, percocet/booze bender that he's been on for a month straight.   Now comes the boo-hoo posts about all his debt.   Zero sympathy for him.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:


It was clear since day one that his emotions would always get the best of him, and prevent him from being successful even if he was a good capper. 

But as you said, lets just stick to the betting side of things. 

Putting all the obvious reasons aside why he had no chance since day one, (emotional trainwreck, drugs, alcohol, etc) I never saw one single analysis of a game that lead me to believe he had the slightest clue of what he was talking about. Every single explanation he ever brought up to justify a pick for a game could be found by looking through 5 minutes of boxscores by the most uneducated gambler out there. He claimed he was a "football god" and knew things about the sport that no one else did. I guess those things that only he knows is looking at fake consensus numbers/line movements and determining the "sharp" side. Sad. 

When he couldn't answer vanzack's question within the first 5 pages of this thread, it was obvious right then and there how this would end up. And that was without knowing all the other variables that put him in his current position. 

I felt the same way. Last year I went through his NFL picks from 2 years ago where he supposedly hit 60%.  All it was was a couple week run of favorites hitting where he'd take first half, spread and money line and they'd all hit. He'd count that as 3 "wins" even though his combined stake on the 3 plays was the same as one spread bet.

Yep he claimed he'd know it all while referencing a trend he saw on ESPN that a million others saw too, then feel he was "cursed" when this great trend he "found" didn't hit when he bet it.
 
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Plain and Simple, he got caught up in the Vegas scene. Gambling aside, he was acting like he was on vacation.  His lifestyle is not a reality.  People go to Vegas and party it up for 3-4 days, but then it ends and they go back to their normal lives.  
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Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:


Not true. 

There have been a ton of times (at least 10) where he started to admit he was done. Then he proceeded to take more out of the 401k, get cash advances, cling on to any money he could possibly find to continue to gambling. 

And even though he has a $140 to his name, I would lay -1000 that it will continue just as it did above. 

While this is true, at the same token whenever he would win 2 or more games in a row, he started to blab about how he was going to make a comeback or 100k a year. So it is actually very hard to gauge his mindset.
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