Your Gym Pet Peeves

1. The guy who hits his lats up 55 differnet ways and yells like theres a 10 year old boy swinging on his nuts.. i can here this one bag-o-douche even before i get inside. (hes the same hero) that they had to make a rule no chalk in the weight room. i guess he prolly does the whole Lebron thing before his sets. person.

2. the trainers who hog up about 1/3 of the machines for their 88 year old client lifting the machine minimum. i have no probs with old people staiying in shape but your not the president of the usa or anything.

3. forget the wrong channel. the broken tv's that they never fix. or theres so much static it might as well be broke.

4, same goes for broken cardio machines. same bike broke for 3 months. what does my monthly fee go to?\

5. empty water coolers. happens way too often.

6. i try to be nice and bring in my back issues of mage. SI, muscle and fitness and mens health. guy at the desk never says thanks and is a stuck up asshole. i bring in like a gym bag full at a time.

7. younger kids who train in groups of 30!!! im always waiting for all 6 of them to finish their sets. worse then chicks going to the washroom together.

8. prices... if you forget anything you can buy it there. shampoo, soap, gloves, towel, wraps/straps, only problem everything seems to be $14.95. my gym tried to sell protein drinks... never got off the ground.

BAHAHAHA    That is HILARIOUS

Quote Originally Posted by pederson16:

i live in LA, and happen to go to the nicest gym, or atleast the one that is commonly known as the most luxurious.....needless to say my peeves are the following:

1- clothing on men: some of these jackasses wear like ed hardy and christian audigier shirts or like low cut v necks and all stylish shit. I'm thinking to myself, dude, that shirt costs $100 and you are working out in it, dumbasses. Personally I buy my adidas dri fit or nike gear at Ross or TJ max for 5-10$ when it costs  like 40$ elsewhere

2-clothing on women: some of these nasty women, not the hot ones that obv dont annoy me, wear ridic outfits... im talking short spandex bottoms with cellulite hanging out or this one grandma that is 70+ and f-ing nasty wearing a leotard, cmon dumb broads

3-grunting: dudes that grunt, every rep, every exercise...give me a break, Im doing 2x or 3x as much, literally, and not making a noticeable sound and you fools are lifting and everyone within earshot thinks you are passing a kidney stone.

4-talkers: look jackasses, i am at a athletic club for one thing---> to f-ing workout, not to watch your clown ass talk to other out of shape punks that come for the scenery(chicks) or to get noticed.  Get out of my way and if u want to talk go to the f-ing cafe.

 

needless to say, it is ridiculous what we all see at the gym....ugh, it pisses me off.

 

I apologize if I came unhinged and lost all punctuation and grammar

Here Here Pederson16

These sweatballs are lost.

Man, I trained like a mother fucker in March and half of April and these goofballs with the outfits are ridiculous.

Who dresses these clowns when they leave the house?