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Posted: Jan. 11, 2010 - 2:00 PM ET #201

Quote Originally Posted by DrRenob:

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Bengalfan9

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Posted: Jan. 12, 2010 - 1:09 PM ET #202

I was at the gym last night and some super skinny bitch was running on a fuckin treadmill... I mean she was all skin and bones... go out and fuckin eat bitch!

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shrewdie

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Posted: Jan. 21, 2010 - 5:25 PM ET #203

Guys

Ive played football and rugby.

When u go to the showers its normal to wander around bare ass.

I now go to a gym and I find it kinda funny when guys wrap themselves ina towel.

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Havelin

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Posted: Jan. 21, 2010 - 6:40 PM ET #204

I hate it when a guy stands naked in front of his locker, and he gives me the sweet eye.

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twoheart

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Posted: Feb. 9, 2010 - 10:43 PM ET #205

Guys who piss in the shower! Classy!

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Schmohawk

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Posted: Feb. 12, 2010 - 7:41 PM ET #206

Quote Originally Posted by thisguyiswise:

From a guy who runs a gym here are a few things i cannot stand from members

Oddly enough some of you have brought it up. Anyone who works in a gym, especially in sales or management will know this...

1. "I have been a member there since you opened" Yeah and you have probably paid taxes since you lived in your house too, and so have our 5,000 other members, you are no better than those that didnt sign up in the "trailer days"

2. Yes there is an upgrade fee, you cant just throw Billy and Johnnie on to your membership for free, see everyone else here paid one and a higher one if at the time of sign up when their family joined, you paid for an individual membership, so now you got some catching up to do.

3. "The steam room isnt working"....well it was probably you who keeps dumping water on top of the eucalyptus to fix it yourself asshole, so enjoy it now

4. "The music sucks"....yeah tell that to the 50,000 christain moms who scream bloody murder if ass is said in a song or t.i. is rapping over the sound system, bring an ipod you douche, this aint techno feast, woodstock, or summer jam

5."I want to break a contract and you forced me into it" No numnuts, you had the choice to commit to 12 months or sign up month to month, you choice to join for 12 months because you were a cheap ass and wanted to save on the enrollment fee because your pride is so big, so now that i have a signed and initialed legal document, have fun at collections and with your credit report if you dont want to pay me.

6. "I refuse to pay an enrollment fee" go sign up at the 2,000 sq ft snap fitness then and come join us later after you realize you have wasted your money. You are the same person that wont pay an enrollment that is higher although your getting 3 free months which make up the difference as opposed to a lower enrollment without the free months because you are too stupid to do the math or because you want to tell your meathead friends you got us paying no enrollment, it just sounds cooler than free months.

7. "The pool water is too warm or too cold" See lady, we have over 10,000 members and you may be a little more cold blooded then some, our temp is always the same but impossible to please everyone.

8. "Your $20 guest fee is ridiculous, my niece is in from out of town and just wants to work out" Oh I see, someone that has no chance of joining our club we are going to let work out for free. So we have one more person using up our machines, pool, showers etc to take space away from our paying members, when you will be the same person bitching come January you cant get on a machine.

9. "My friend Sam didnt pay an enrollment why should I, I want my money back from three years ago" Well gas prices change daily, kroger specials do change weekly, i got a tshirt on sale at kohls for $9 and now its $19, do you go back and ask for a refund on all that shit? NO

10. "That girls shorts are inappropriate for this club" Calm down, we have a shorts, shirt policy, this isnt St. Athletic Club, you wish you looked like her is the real issue and your kids are locked up in child care, they will never see her, shut up.

Sorry pal, but the steam room being broken pisses me the fuck off and it is MANAGEMENT'S fault - not the members. I have never poured anything on anything. You sound like a real douchebag manager by the way.