Shoot the dirt. I have never heard that before. This thread cracks me up. But dude you said you are married so some girl liked you enough to marry you so you should be happy about that. Now go fuck her in the ass.
If this nutjob really did have a family he probably murdered them long ago or has them locked in a basement somewhere.
Quote Originally Posted by legwand:
Shoot the dirt. I have never heard that before. This thread cracks me up. But dude you said you are married so some girl liked you enough to marry you so you should be happy about that. Now go fuck her in the ass.
If this nutjob really did have a family he probably murdered them long ago or has them locked in a basement somewhere.
if you are depressed and miserable then you are coming to the wrong place to over come it. these people on covers will just make you feel worse about yourself . get some help from professionals dude.
Very true. I doubt there are many if any therapists on this site. Also, if you have a gambling problem this is the last site you should be on imo. Good luck
Quote Originally Posted by wulfman14:
if you are depressed and miserable then you are coming to the wrong place to over come it. these people on covers will just make you feel worse about yourself . get some help from professionals dude.
Very true. I doubt there are many if any therapists on this site. Also, if you have a gambling problem this is the last site you should be on imo. Good luck
I am 4-1 in the NBA contest and you guys can follow my progress this year as I continue to roll. This only makes me more disgusted with myself for blowing my bankroll because I do have the potential to be a professional this is something me and my friend are certain of.
I got an electronic mail from a guy here wanting to back me on my picks after he saw my 4-1 start. I thought he was just trying to shoot the dirt so I told him maybe. Short story short, he was not serious about it bacause i gave him my bank account number and routing number and the money never showed up. This only added to my frustration and depression.
My dog is giving me funny looks as I sink further into despair. Wife caught me shooting the dirt with my dog as she arrived home from work and suggested that I cut bak on meds. Problem is when I do that I go into withdrawal and then the depression is worse. I tried to soften the blow by shooting the dirt with her but she knows my ways and didn't accept it.
I have called many hotlines and they just give me GA number and tell me to cut back on meds. I try to shoot the dirt over the phone but then realised that these people really dont care what i say to them as long as they get off the phone with me without having to call 911. When I came to this realization I screamed. I had to let it out,.
I have made many friends here, my self esteem has grown from a 2 out of 10 scale to a 3 out of 10 scale. Thank you for shooting the dirt with me guys.
UPDATE
I am 4-1 in the NBA contest and you guys can follow my progress this year as I continue to roll. This only makes me more disgusted with myself for blowing my bankroll because I do have the potential to be a professional this is something me and my friend are certain of.
I got an electronic mail from a guy here wanting to back me on my picks after he saw my 4-1 start. I thought he was just trying to shoot the dirt so I told him maybe. Short story short, he was not serious about it bacause i gave him my bank account number and routing number and the money never showed up. This only added to my frustration and depression.
My dog is giving me funny looks as I sink further into despair. Wife caught me shooting the dirt with my dog as she arrived home from work and suggested that I cut bak on meds. Problem is when I do that I go into withdrawal and then the depression is worse. I tried to soften the blow by shooting the dirt with her but she knows my ways and didn't accept it.
I have called many hotlines and they just give me GA number and tell me to cut back on meds. I try to shoot the dirt over the phone but then realised that these people really dont care what i say to them as long as they get off the phone with me without having to call 911. When I came to this realization I screamed. I had to let it out,.
I have made many friends here, my self esteem has grown from a 2 out of 10 scale to a 3 out of 10 scale. Thank you for shooting the dirt with me guys.
Protostar you sound like a solid dude. Lets shoot the dirt son, I'm game. Nothing better than two old pals shooting dirt late night on covers dot com, am I right brother?
Protostar you sound like a solid dude. Lets shoot the dirt son, I'm game. Nothing better than two old pals shooting dirt late night on covers dot com, am I right brother?
blueberrys i am very shy. I have something called social anxiety disorder among other things. Sadly, shooting the dirt can only happen after I get use to you. My first round of meds are kicking in now. Please buddy, this is my only peaceful time, please let me be rightnow. You are a good man.
blueberrys i am very shy. I have something called social anxiety disorder among other things. Sadly, shooting the dirt can only happen after I get use to you. My first round of meds are kicking in now. Please buddy, this is my only peaceful time, please let me be rightnow. You are a good man.
Proto I know exactly what you're talking about brother. I just want you to have a nice stress free time surfing the net for a bit. Definitely don't want you getting flustered, that's the last thing we need rignt now. We'll take it slow for now buddy and when you're ready to shoot dirt with me, just let me know and we'll work it out. Short story short you're a good guy Protostar and I see big things in your future.
Proto I know exactly what you're talking about brother. I just want you to have a nice stress free time surfing the net for a bit. Definitely don't want you getting flustered, that's the last thing we need rignt now. We'll take it slow for now buddy and when you're ready to shoot dirt with me, just let me know and we'll work it out. Short story short you're a good guy Protostar and I see big things in your future.
blueberry before I drift off and just to break the ice i want to leave you with my favorite childhood song, movie, and video of all time. the singer is lamatyl and this song gives me hope. you have given me some hoep too and are good man.
NES
blueberry before I drift off and just to break the ice i want to leave you with my favorite childhood song, movie, and video of all time. the singer is lamatyl and this song gives me hope. you have given me some hoep too and are good man.
(1)I am 4-1 in the NBA contest and you guys can follow my progress this year as I continue to roll. This only makes me more disgusted with myself for blowing my bankroll because I do have the potential to be a professional (2)this is something me and my friend are certain of.
(3)I got an electronic mail from a guy here wanting to back me on my picks after he saw my 4-1 start. I thought he was just trying to shoot the dirt so I told him maybe. Short story short, he was not serious about it bacause (4)i gave him my bank account number and routing number and the money never showed up. This only added to my frustration and depression.
My dog is giving me funny looks as I sink further into despair. Wife caught me shooting the dirt with my dog as she arrived home from work and suggested that I cut bak on meds. Problem is when I do that I go into withdrawal and then the depression is worse. I tried to soften the blow by (5)shooting the dirt with her but she knows my ways and didn't accept it.
(1) good job man keep it up
(2) Anyone who wins a few games here thinks they can do it for a living and even some of their friends Good luck to you and its not what you think its gonna be like. And your so called wife will never shoot the dirt with a 24/7 bettor if she is not even shooting the dirt with you now
(3)I think I nailed this one right on the head with my last post in this thread. You read it?
(4)good move!
(5)comedy
Oh yea and WIFE
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
UPDATE
(1)I am 4-1 in the NBA contest and you guys can follow my progress this year as I continue to roll. This only makes me more disgusted with myself for blowing my bankroll because I do have the potential to be a professional (2)this is something me and my friend are certain of.
(3)I got an electronic mail from a guy here wanting to back me on my picks after he saw my 4-1 start. I thought he was just trying to shoot the dirt so I told him maybe. Short story short, he was not serious about it bacause (4)i gave him my bank account number and routing number and the money never showed up. This only added to my frustration and depression.
My dog is giving me funny looks as I sink further into despair. Wife caught me shooting the dirt with my dog as she arrived home from work and suggested that I cut bak on meds. Problem is when I do that I go into withdrawal and then the depression is worse. I tried to soften the blow by (5)shooting the dirt with her but she knows my ways and didn't accept it.
(1) good job man keep it up
(2) Anyone who wins a few games here thinks they can do it for a living and even some of their friends Good luck to you and its not what you think its gonna be like. And your so called wife will never shoot the dirt with a 24/7 bettor if she is not even shooting the dirt with you now
(3)I think I nailed this one right on the head with my last post in this thread. You read it?
I think one thread asking for acceptance is better and more respectful to covers then desperate attempts at accepting with compulsively cutting and pasting posts to try to get any time of positive reaction...
I think one thread asking for acceptance is better and more respectful to covers then desperate attempts at accepting with compulsively cutting and pasting posts to try to get any time of positive reaction...
"I feel the need to socialize. I am a shut in. I go to the grocery store and feel like I want to talk to the people there and all the pretty girls but then again I think they would think I was weird for doing that even though I am a good looking tall guy. I also go to the convenience store to buy lottery tickets and to visit the Redbox they have to rent DVD's. Please accept me here so I can shoot the dirt with you guys."
has "stable" written all over it.
Quote Originally Posted by dl36:
Right, because this:
"I feel the need to socialize. I am a shut in. I go to the grocery store and feel like I want to talk to the people there and all the pretty girls but then again I think they would think I was weird for doing that even though I am a good looking tall guy. I also go to the convenience store to buy lottery tickets and to visit the Redbox they have to rent DVD's. Please accept me here so I can shoot the dirt with you guys."
Sometimes I'll grab a case of Milwaukee's Best Light at the Kwik-E-Mart and bring it down to the homeless tent camps on the other side of the tracks.
That's cool as hell Getty.
Leg, all humans are social creatures...never fear a funny or nice comment to anybody in this world. Everybody welcomes a little communication. If they don't then there's something wrong with them.
Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:
Sometimes I'll grab a case of Milwaukee's Best Light at the Kwik-E-Mart and bring it down to the homeless tent camps on the other side of the tracks.
That's cool as hell Getty.
Leg, all humans are social creatures...never fear a funny or nice comment to anybody in this world. Everybody welcomes a little communication. If they don't then there's something wrong with them.
that is very noble of you... some of those homeless people are drunks and need alcohol to survive... there are only 3 drugs that you cannot stop abruptly if consumed for years...
1. Barbiturates
2. Benzodiazapines
3. Alcohol
If you consume the above in large quantities for a period where you are addicted, and quit abruptly, you will seize and die... so... whenever you see that drunk in your area and you give him a dollar thinking he will go spend it on alcohol, and says to you " you saved my life".... guess what? you saved him for another day...
Absolutely nails on.
Quote Originally Posted by Day-trader1:
that is very noble of you... some of those homeless people are drunks and need alcohol to survive... there are only 3 drugs that you cannot stop abruptly if consumed for years...
1. Barbiturates
2. Benzodiazapines
3. Alcohol
If you consume the above in large quantities for a period where you are addicted, and quit abruptly, you will seize and die... so... whenever you see that drunk in your area and you give him a dollar thinking he will go spend it on alcohol, and says to you " you saved my life".... guess what? you saved him for another day...
I am as depressed as it gets. I sleep 14 hours a day at least. Its my only peaceful time. Watching college football with no bankroll is like having Scarlett Johanssen naked and bent over my couch begging me to stick it in her ass but for whatever reason I can't move or talk. It's torture.
that was good
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
I am as depressed as it gets. I sleep 14 hours a day at least. Its my only peaceful time. Watching college football with no bankroll is like having Scarlett Johanssen naked and bent over my couch begging me to stick it in her ass but for whatever reason I can't move or talk. It's torture.
I got so many emails from people wanting to shoot the dirt with me that I am backed up and will get to you eventually. Many want to go into business with me. They have venture capital and want to spend it on me. This really makes me feel very good because it boosts my self esteem. As soon as I get a business plan together for some business I will get by to you guys through electronic mail.
I don't really feel like shooting the dirt today, I'm tired and depressed. I have some money to maybe wager with my local on the world series game but I don't know whether Lincecum's changeup will be down or up tonight. That is the key to the entire game and the total. If its down and in the dirt the total will go under easily. If its up the Rangers may go over 10 runs themselves.
I'm very depressed and want to sleep. Maybe I need help. Thanks for all the support you guys have been giving.
go sell some rock and go do some just not too much
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
I got so many emails from people wanting to shoot the dirt with me that I am backed up and will get to you eventually. Many want to go into business with me. They have venture capital and want to spend it on me. This really makes me feel very good because it boosts my self esteem. As soon as I get a business plan together for some business I will get by to you guys through electronic mail.
I don't really feel like shooting the dirt today, I'm tired and depressed. I have some money to maybe wager with my local on the world series game but I don't know whether Lincecum's changeup will be down or up tonight. That is the key to the entire game and the total. If its down and in the dirt the total will go under easily. If its up the Rangers may go over 10 runs themselves.
I'm very depressed and want to sleep. Maybe I need help. Thanks for all the support you guys have been giving.
go sell some rock and go do some just not too much
this is one of the better threads on covers in awhile, good shit
and the never ending story is one of the all time classics, my son loves the shit out of that movie, keep in mind he's 4.
one of my buddies starts singing that never ending story song anytime his wife tells a story over 30 seconds long, she gets mad as hell, funnier than shit.
this is one of the better threads on covers in awhile, good shit
and the never ending story is one of the all time classics, my son loves the shit out of that movie, keep in mind he's 4.
one of my buddies starts singing that never ending story song anytime his wife tells a story over 30 seconds long, she gets mad as hell, funnier than shit.
I just want you to have a nice stress free time surfing the net for a bit. Definitely don't want you getting flustered, that's the last thing we need rignt now. We'll take it slow for now buddy and when you're ready to shoot dirt with me, just let me know and we'll work it out. Short story short you're a good guy Protostar and I see big things in your future. 
sup atreyu 
Good luck to you and its not what you think its gonna be like. And your so called wife will never shoot the dirt with a 24/7 bettor if she is not even shooting the dirt with you now
good move! 
I even have you a slogan for the campaign
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