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Pitching a tent with the family for the holidays.

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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


No alternative approaches are necessary...

Not only are you pitchin tents, but you are also implying incestual relations 'with family members' as evidenced by your thread title.

Since I am the de facto police force on covers when it comes to ridding this site of racism and in your case, sexual deviancy, it was  my duty, my obligation, to come in this thread verbally bound you up by by your hamhock ankles and drag you through the manure ridden pastures of your alleged Arkansas backcountry with an intense interrogation that yielded little to no proof of this ever actually occurring (and thank god for that)...

Mission accomplished...

Great job!

You got me good!

 
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Don't feed the troll. It is ravenous.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GDayMate:

Salty you're one crazy fucker......you should be an Aussie mate!

That does not soulnd like too bad of an idea mate.......You have an extra room I could crash in to get me started there?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

That does not soulnd like too bad of an idea mate.......You have an extra room I could crash in to get me started there?



Just the couch
 
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pjrez.......in my next life I think I'll come back as a soccer ball
 
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Quote Originally Posted by pjrez:



Just the couch
Lieh Nole
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GDayMate:

pjrez.......in my next life I think I'll come back as a soccer ball


 
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 Hey wait a minute.Aren't you the same guy that got caught last Christmas morning with a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepherd ? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by -29-:

 Hey wait a minute.Aren't you the same guy that got caught last Christmas morning with a jar of peanut butter and a German Shepherd ? 

No not me.

 I may have lowered my standards a few times out at bars but I draw the line with dogs

 
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Boner may refer to:

Boner is also a slang term for:

 
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Quote Originally Posted by whereismyhat:

Boner may refer to:

Boner is also a slang term for:

 
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Now thats impressive
 
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I had a boner about an hour ago.
 
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Dude I feel ya

 
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yeah ya do
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

Dude I feel ya

I know this is a really late response, I'm drunk, but I just thought of it.

That's what your momma said too

 
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Quote Originally Posted by whereismyhat:

I know this is a really late response, I'm drunk, but I just thought of it.

That's what your momma said too

Hey Mutha f*cka!

Aint nobody gonna talk about my momma!

 
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You remind of your mom with the balls hangin off the chin and all
 
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Quote Originally Posted by whereismyhat:

You remind of your mom with the balls hangin off the chin and all

Dude!

That is probably the most UN one up-able your momma jokes I have ever heard.

And the best bash comment if had to date on my avatar

And the sad thing is your probably right

 
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This is a classic from last year. 

 
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Salty  CHEERSSSSSS and Happy Turkey Day and then Happy Hang Over Day
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

Dude I feel ya

 
 
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Out the door to catch my ride to go drinking. T-Day
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