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Pitching a tent with the family for the holidays.

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Your crazy I always frantically hide my epic boners around family.
 
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Dude fucking Epic thread 

Dont feel bad Salty apparently i am a Pedophile cause of my new avatar.

Man i have been gone from Covers for like 2 days and alot of catching up to do.......Fucking epic

Happy thanksgiving 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

Out the door to catch my ride to go drinking. T-Day

You're out the door alright. And everyone else moves into their bomb shelter to protect themselves from your noxious stink. 

This is the kind of thing that occurs when you pull up to a drinking establishment.


 
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Scal that was a sick ass pic. That was the Hurricane that hit long Island correct. 

I should remember the name of the storm cause i got stuck in Saratoga Springs. 

Baller ass pic tho.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

Scal that was a sick ass pic. That was the Hurricane that hit long Island correct. 

I should remember the name of the storm cause i got stuck in Saratoga Springs. 

Baller ass pic tho.

I don't know what you're talking about man! 

That is the pick of the skies near Salty after he walked to a WaWa.  
 
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good thread
 
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dam scal y the hating?

its not like he said one of the hot chix started sucking him off!

he woke up with a friggin boner just like every other guy in the entire world does every single day!

for u to take so much time to dispute that is pretty ridiculous,
 there were waves of people coming and going thru my house on thursday, bcuz u know its a fucking holiday and thats what families do.
some where friends and some were actual family, bcuz once again its a godam holiday and tradition for family and friends and friends of family to visit their loved ones.

now if he said all the hot chix were playin with his ding-a-ling and that caused him to wake up with a boner then i would immediately call shenanigans,

but no he woke up with blind aunt gertie tryin to figure out y his shorts looked too tight all of a sudden...
and u dispute that!?!?!?
this is proably y no-one on covers likes u or takes u seriously bcuz ur a complete douche,
salty, thanks for sharing ur funny anecdote,
its funny when people make fun of themselves for a change instead of pointing out the faults of others, like douche douche von douche douche the douchiest douche to ever douche..SCALABRINE

btw my brothers stepdaughter is hot and 18+ and i purposely try to give myself a stiffy to see if anything would play out,
unfortunately the only thing to develop was shmegma :(
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


You're out the door alright. And everyone else moves into their bomb shelter to protect themselves from your noxious stink. 

This is the kind of thing that occurs when you pull up to a drinking establishment.


That cloud has been following me lately, damn.

 
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Nice work on the 18+ brothers stepdaughter xxxoddsmakerxxx

I just talked to her on facebook and she said that she wishes you would quit showing her your boner through your pants. She is getting creeped out by it everytime she sees you.

 
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i know!!
 which is y i only got shmegma and not a full blown moneyshot!!!
u figure u show 10 chix ur dingus and ur bound to get 1 of em to give u a ZJ
 
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salty good story i believie you.scalbrine backoff. i never knew anyone so interested in a boner besides the old penn st coach.salty good comebacks without fboming the guy. i guess im the only one that gets under your skin
 
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very funny!
 
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Very funny salty u r the man
 
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Happy Holidays
 
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happy holidays salty have you miss me . know we had few runins in the past. love your stories especially this last one. i was in penalty box because i called out the prime time boys threads the biggest bser in covers history.he is now permantley band . good luck on new job keep the srories coming i liv e through you single guys  as far as scal hes JERKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 
 
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Bman

I will be posting new stuff at my .org slowly. And when I have some funds to put into it, I will take it to the next level. I am behind on all my plans with all of it.



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