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Met this girl and got her panties off and I could smell that rotten fish smell. She wanted me to play with it so I reluctantly played with her box and then banged her and the smell was so horrible I just couldn't wait for it to be over. I had to hold my breath the whole time fucking her. I smelled my fingers and it almost made me throw up. I can still smell it on my fingers a little bit today.
 
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she  may have TV ( Trichomonas Vaginalis)
 
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Isn't that the worst.... its like getting a big box with a red bow on it for chistmas, and opening it up to find a steaming pile of shizz.
 
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ur a better man then me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that smell makes my pepe go down................... 

 

that's the spirit leggy, more box, less gambling............. 

 
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you should have suggested a shower fuck
 
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Quote Originally Posted by GBP:

she  may have TV ( Trichomonas Vaginalis)

Whatever it is. It was gross. It was like a rotten fish smell. It is not the first time I have encountered a stinky box but its been a long time. I have had good luck the past few years with girls with real nice pussies. It felt good though but I don't think I could fuck her again just knowing that smell.

 
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man up and go down on that stinky cootch 
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My pepe was going down then she gave me some good head that got it up again and I strapped on the condom and just did what I had to do. I dont think I could do it again though. That was just too much. It is such a strong smell.
 
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perhaps her snatch didn't smell at all ... sounds to me like you were smelling and fucking that dudes ass! 

didn't you notice "she" had a 6 inch clit?
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


didn't you notice "she" had a 6 inch clit?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

perhaps her snatch didn't smell at all ... sounds to me like you were smelling and fucking that dudes ass! 

didn't you notice "she" had a 6 inch clit?

Come on man. You can come up with something more clever and funny than that.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

Come on man. You can come up with something more clever and funny than that.


yes, i can ... then again, you can come up with something real for a change, instead of posting another thread with complete bullshit. you don't fool me, attention-starved-boy. 

chances you got laid this weekend = zero.
chances you got laid in the last year = zero
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


yes, i can ... then again, you can come up with something real for a change, instead of posting another thread with complete bullshit. you don't fool me, attention-starved-boy. 

chances you got laid this weekend = zero.
chances you got laid in the last year = zero

umm ok.

 
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I thought it was funny.  6 inch clit
 
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Yea, I suppose it would be funny if you are 16 years old.
 
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That's weird, I'm not 16, and I laughed.  What does that mean??
 
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https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&sub=100755269

hey you, my attention starved friend ... remember this thread?
I believe you made it one full day without posting.

I can pull up so many of the threads which you have started, such as the one a few weeks back when you lost ALL your money, your life was over, and would never bet again, and then the very next day you were asking for winners from other members 

But ... I will not bother bumping your old threads, as it is just too damn easy to win this little tiff.

legwand, good luck with your life  
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Quote Originally Posted by GBP:

she  may have TV ( Trichomonas Vaginalis)

Or ... she may be a TV
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you get bonus points on your man person card for sure  
 
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Wow. Someone says they are going to quit gambling and their life is over and then they start betting again. Wow that is so crazy. I bet I am the first person to ever do something like that.
 
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good luck with your life 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

good luck with your life 

Thanks

 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

My pepe was going down then she gave me some good head that got it up again and I strapped on the condom and just did what I had to do. I dont think I could do it again though. That was just too much. It is such a strong smell.

They make strap on condoms now?  Or did you strap something else on for the lack of size of something else?
 
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They make strap on condoms now?  Or did you strap something else on for the lack of size of something else?

lol. yea. thats it.

 
 
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