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Febreze works wonders.
 
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Strapped = perfect adjective for a condom. 


No problem there.


Strap up before you tap up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

Strapped = perfect adjective for a condom. 


No problem there.


Strap up before you tap up.

Thats's what I always thought but whatever.

 
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Dont take everyone so seriously legwand sounds like it is a huge source of stress to you
 
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if it smelled tht bad then odds are she already had sex recently....usually it's bearable, but its worse after she's already let the beaver play in the dam
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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6inch smelly clit
 
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$9 and I thought the 6" clit comment was hilarious too. Why didnt you just talk her into letting you put whip cream or mustard on it before going down. Really, whatever you have a taste for that masks the stench would have worked.
 
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maybe you were sloppy seconds or thirds?
did she happen to go to duke? was she taking notes during the encounter?
was she a clean girl otherwise?
was she "heavy set"? sometime fat folds collect bacteria
why not tell her what's up? i'm sure she'd be embarrassed first, but maybe she could get on monostat 37 and fix that stench.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by MaxStretch:

$9 and I thought the 6" clit comment was hilarious too. Why didnt you just talk her into letting you put whip cream or mustard on it before going down. Really, whatever you have a taste for that masks the stench would have worked.


haha never heard of putting mustard on it. Pardon me do you have any grey poupon.
 
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She could have had an std, like ghonorea.  Honestly I read that somewhere that that can make it smell bad.  Anyone else heard that?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

perhaps her snatch didn't smell at all ... sounds to me like you were smelling and fucking that dudes ass! 

didn't you notice "she" had a 6 inch clit?

404 funny not found

 
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I can honestly say that I have never run into this issue.

You can usually tell how well a girl maintains her Danger Zone by how well she takes car of her teeth. Girls with nice teeth normally take care of themselves.

If you ever meet a girl and it looks like she has been chewing on nuts and bolts her whole life, chances are that DO NOT want to go down on her.

 
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I don't want to sound racist but I've been with a fine ass black girl and her area smelled like bad BO.  That was the first time that I've encountered that smell in that area.  I can't stand it when my armpits smell like that.  I have never smelled that on a white girl or hispanic girl.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by smdio:

404 funny not found


and what ... yours is a funny line? puhleeeeease 

thanks for taking the time to grade a remark by me, which had nothing to do with you, as being funny or not. coming from a comedic genius such as yourself, I should probably now refrain from pursuing my dreams of being a standup comedienne.  
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


and what ... yours is a funny line? puhleeeeease 

thanks for taking the time to grade a remark by me, which had nothing to do with you, as being funny or not. coming from a comedic genius such as yourself, I should probably now refrain from pursuing my dreams of being a standup comedienne.  
dumb ass 

Smartest thing I've seen you say in my short time here.

Keep up the good work

 
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Quote Originally Posted by smdio:

Smartest thing I've seen you say in my short time here.

Keep up the good work

Not very smart when you can't spell COMEDIAN!!
 
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Actually, comedienne is the female version of comedian.

I'm assuming Hugh_Jordan is a girl.  If not... then...

 
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Bets-

I knew that was your dreamgirl



 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jarrett75:



haha never heard of putting mustard on it. Pardon me do you have any grey poupon.



 
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Quote Originally Posted by smdio:

Actually, comedienne is the female version of comedian.

I'm assuming Hugh_Jordan is a girl.  If not... then...


not a girl, so please put your little dick back in your pants and stop wacking it to thoughts of me. you sick perv 
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Baby Hughy
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Then why would you refer to yourself as a comedienne you stupid fuck?
 
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It can just mean "person" as well.....figured someone with a Duke tar would know that
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Quote Originally Posted by kgroch2002:

Not very smart when you can't spell COMEDIAN!!

be careful before you go talking shit on here, because it will always come back to haunt you.

do you recall this post of yours from last year? 

you claimed if you were wrong it would be your last time posting ... for the record, both of your picks got blown out!!! I hope you kept your word 
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