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uh oh, did I get the 2 cock gobblers confused ? 
I really need to double check my investigative work before posting.
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I want to know about Malinsky.
How much, and was it worth it?
From what i have heard, he is a scamdicapper
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

I want to know about Malinsky.
How much, and was it worth it?
From what i have heard, he is a scamdicapper

In 2007 and 2008 I subscribed to both Pat Miller and Malinsky for about a 6 month period.

Actually did decently, hitting roughly 63% I think. But really disliked paying them as much as I did.

At that time, I was only laying something like $25 per game. The money I was paying them ate up all my profits!

I started a family and ran into a large sum of money, so I came back to the gambling game.  Trying to turn roughly $5000 of it into $15000 by the spring.

 
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I've been paper-trailing Malinsky so far this year, and he FUCKING SUCKS
 
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Posted: #81
Fair enough ...

and I apologize for confusing you with that other douchemoron 

now stop fantasizing about me in a skirt 
and go back to your systems.

Good Luck 

bigreds daddy
 
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Rofl

Thanks

 
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I would never post picks again, which I haven't. Doesn't exclude me from posting about your lack of the English language....douche! I didn't lose $3500, just didn't win it, but thanks!
 
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didn't lose....just didn't win it
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

if it smelled tht bad then odds are she already had sex recently....usually it's bearable, but its worse after she's already let the beaver play in the dam

OMG tat is funny.

 

ONE IN THE PINK, TWO IN THE STINK. 

When this happens to me, I usually think of other things.  But scent is the strongest scent tied to memory.  YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER.

 
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sense*
 
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Quote Originally Posted by legwand:

Whatever it is. It was gross. It was like a rotten fish smell. It is not the first time I have encountered a stinky box but its been a long time. I have had good luck the past few years with girls with real nice pussies. It felt good though but I don't think I could fuck her again just knowing that smell.

Reminds me of when I earned my "red wings" in High School..

 
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what up leg-

are you still in alabama?

sounds like you got some southern tookie

 

 

 
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Definitely a buzz kill when the cooch is rank. I've always used the "smell the finger" trick before heading downtown. It's bad when you can't see downtown because of the haze, makes the finger trick moot. 

Luckily I've only had that happen a few times. I can't figure out how they can't smell it and get it sand blasted, air-rated or whatever process necessary to clean that thang out. Obviously, they know we all love box, but for God sakes girl we do have some limits..... 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by umgmu:

what up leg-

are you still in alabama?

sounds like you got some southern tookie

 

 

Yea, I did.

 

 
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Posted: #91
the 6 inch clit thing was funny don't be a little bitch
 
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there is a girl in my town know as " cat piss " story sounds very familar you cant get the smell to leave no matter what you do candels, open windows, fans to funny
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


Or ... she may be a TV

That was funny.

 
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I guess I am just missing the humor of someone saying a girl had a stinky box and then someone saying maybe it was a guy or a transvestite. But apparently it is really funny because a lot of you are saying it was.
 
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"that girl has a stinky box"

Hugh "maybe its because she is a man or a transvestite"

Everyone "hahahahhaahaha. Hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff?"

 
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Happened to me about 10 years ago and I still talk about it to this day! Horrible!!!!!
“The greatest risk is not taking one”
 
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legwand, quite a few of these young women do not know how to clean up and if they get an infection they do not get treatment.  It does not take long for it to get really bad (as you found out).  I ran into a woman once that was a cherry but had this stinking box.  She did give head (I wonder who taught her that).  She was actually in the hospital with a bladder infection and the intern (it was a teaching hospital) noticed the smell and after getting her history, took an instrument and broke the membrane that was blocking the drainage.  I advised that she use Massingill every once in a while.  I ran in to her about a year later, we screwed, she was not noticeably smelly.  She wouldn't let me go down and would not give me head.  She just said that she wanted to screw me once, thought she owed it to me.  She had gotten married during the interval.  Who knows what goes through a female's mind.  I have known a few that stunk so bad it would not wash off your fingers no matter what you used.  Three days later you could still smell it, you have to just wear it off.  Good luck.  Many of these southern girls never heard of a douche, it has gone out of style except with working girls, they use it between tricks. (So I heard.)
 
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He said maybe it was a guys asshole.... and the 6 inch clit pulled it all together.


Guy should be a comedy writer its almost art more than its comedy IMO
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

He said maybe it was a guys asshole.... and the 6 inch clit pulled it all together.


Guy should be a comedy writer its almost art more than its comedy IMO

It really is. Its pure comedic genius. I get it I really do. I thought the girl had a smelly box but it was actually a guys ass and I thought the dick was actually a really big clit. I can definitely see the humor in that.

 

 
 
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hey, i think this is a case of "trade offs", several threads ago you mentioned your need to talk about "shitting" and how long before you should feel comfortable talking about "shitting" with your girlfriend.  well, i think stinky box girl might be perfect for you, if you can stand the stench in her pants, you should be discussing everything from silly sounding farts to uncontrollable diarrhea very early in the relationship. as long as she upholds her end by listening and partaking in dookie conversations, you must do your part by manning up and giving the obnoxious vaginal opening the undivided attention of one that smells like a flowery box from a douche commercial.
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