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Posted: #101

damn, LMFAO at this thread

I've been there leg...sometimes the fish market is just open for business.

 
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Posted: #102

Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:

hey, i think this is a case of "trade offs", several threads ago you mentioned your need to talk about "shitting" and how long before you should feel comfortable talking about "shitting" with your girlfriend.  well, i think stinky box girl might be perfect for you, if you can stand the stench in her pants, you should be discussing everything from silly sounding farts to uncontrollable diarrhea very early in the relationship. as long as she upholds her end by listening and partaking in dookie conversations, you must do your part by manning up and giving the obnoxious vaginal opening the undivided attention of one that smells like a flowery box from a douche commercial.

Yea, but the poop story was completely made up. There is no girl I wanted to talk about poop with. I just made it up to be funny and get a few laughs. This is real.

 
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Posted: #103
ur lucky the condom didn't melt once it touched that crotch rot
 
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Posted: #104
Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


yes, i can ... then again, you can come up with something real for a change, instead of posting another thread with complete bullshit. you don't fool me, attention-starved-boy. 

chances you got laid this weekend = zero.
chances you got laid in the last year = zero
...........Epic.........
 
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Posted: #105
Wouldn't it be funny if stinky box girl were starting a post right now on Covers saying how much she hates it when she gets a dude's pants off and he has a tiny weiner.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bermando:

Wouldn't it be funny if stinky box girl were starting a post right now on Covers saying how much she hates it when she gets a dude's pants off and he has a tiny weiner.
..........Is there something you'd like to discuss?.......Jesus, man...........stop trolling for penis.......
 
 
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should have just takin a dump on her chest
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