To bush or not to bush..

Question

I  had a possible one night stand w/ some chick i met at a bar.  She had about an 8 on face and 9 on body. Well i began taking her panties off and the chick was straight up bushy. I was so turned off i pulled the " im tired" card. Does any1 else get turned off by a bush? Is that weird?

D_Unit · Answer

I  had a possible one night stand w/ some chick i met at a bar.  She had about an 8 on face and 9 on body. Well i began taking her panties off and the chick was straight up bushy. I was so turned off i pulled the " im tired" card. Does any1 else get turned off by a bush? Is that weird?

tjohnsont · Answer

Turn her around.

SuperDave · Answer

What is "straight up bushy"?&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Like Buckwheat in a scissorlock?

Ap1Bfreetorun · Answer

Being old and old-fashioned I prefer a modest bush. Those without a bush are OK, too. The only ones that turn me off are those that stink like they are never washed or cleaned out. And later you find out that you can't wash that stink off, you have to wear it off.

I-Got-5-On-It · Answer

bush bush bush bushes in the park

JEFFMARKETCAP · Answer

I don&#x27;t like the bush.  But I wouldn&#x27;t turn it down on a one night stand.  You never know though she could be hiding something in that bush.

CountNo_Account · Answer

Small well cropped landing strip or bare, Or else she gets it in the piehole...

RJSmith · Answer

Maybe you&#x27;re gay?

searchwarrant · Answer

Might be solo on this but completely shaved is a major turnoff to me. &#xD;&#xA;Navigate the bush.

Amp · Answer

Think girls have a message board that they post shit like this on?

"I went home with a guy that I met at a bar, and once he got my panties off he told me he was tired, is there something wrong with me?"

D_Unit · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by RJSmith] Maybe you&#x27;re gay?[/QuoteMaybe ur so desperate you&#x27;ll take any chick w/ any bush?

D_Unit · Answer

If RJSmith had a real interaction than an internet porn he would kno how to handle the situation. Fuckin douche...

Pimpson · Answer

Maybe you were too drunk to get a hard on and you used that as an excuse?

Henry-Lilly · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by searchwarrant]  Might be solo on this but completely shaved is a major turnoff to me. &#xD;&#xA;Navigate the bush.  [/Quote] triangle

Rocafella · Answer

landing strip, it&#x27;s like a green light to land the plane

esplanade · Answer

RJsmithI don&#x27;t think he has to worry about this situation.I dislike me some bush, but if you thought the gal was hot, then you owed it to us to do the deed. I&#x27;d say show her a good time and convince her to at least groom it better for you the NEXT time.Not sure you should be rejecting 8-9&#x27;s.

Kelly_Slater · Answer

I hate box hair. I need it groomed. &#xD;&#xA;Reminds me of 1 of my favorite jokes....&#xD;&#xA;"I like my box bald like a Mexican&#x27;s tire"&#xD;&#xA;Its 2010 not 1982

Borat38 · Answer

Well at least with the bush, you can be sure she&#x27;s of legal age.

TRAIN69 · Answer

I&#x27;m a James Bond man when it comes to the beaver....&#xD;&#xA;"I like them shaven, not furred."&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Having said that, a one night stand should never get ruined because of some pubic hair . You part that bush and go to work my friend

Killer_B · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater]  I hate box hair. I need it groomed. &#xD;&#xA;Reminds me of 1 of my favorite jokes....&#xD;&#xA;"I like my box bald like a Mexican&#x27;s tire"&#xD;&#xA;Its 2010 not 1982  [/Quote]

gutcheck · Answer

The bush is making a comeback. Get use to it.

Syddigs · Answer

Have you not heard the expression that you can't judge a bush by it's cover?

I would be more concerned about the smell of the bush as opposed to how hairy it is. Personally for me, I would go with hairy bush over smelly bush any day of the week. Even more so if she truly did have an 8 face and 9 body.

For future reference please feel free to use this tip. Kiss your way down the bitches stomach, and if you can smell her beaver before your lips reaches her belly button then get the fuck out of there. Pull the " i'm tired " and even go as far as faking a heart attack or your own death. But just get the fuck out of there.

Hairy bush beats smelly bush any day of the week.

FrozenTundra · Answer

I would not kick an 8 face and 9 body out of bed b/c she had a bush...&#xD;&#xA;...a smelly bush, that&#x27;s a different story.

JW1LS · Answer

I can&#x27;t stand the bush either.  Completely shaved for me!!!

To bush or not to bush..

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