To bush or not to bush..

completely based on when you grew up (i.e. formative wacking years), today's generation prefers the mexican tire look as opposed to Ashley Judd in the 80-90's, as booger said in revenge of the nerds "This is bullshit. I want bush, pan down...we've got bush, we've got bush!!"

And on that same site would be a reply:

Do you douche? Could it be a yeast infection? Maybe he was gay.

 Like the Bush

Hate the Stink ... Remember the single days , Brought one chick home and my apartment stunk for Days

Here's a funny story. 

Circa 1975: my brother was brought home by a chick whose parents were home but asleep upstairs.  They proceed to get down to business and just before insertion she passes out.  Well, my big brother just wasn't going to let the opportunity pass so he attempts to enter her garden.....but entry is denied by an ultra-thick hedgerow.  He claims there was absolutely no way in through her thick overgrowth.

So what does he do?  He navigates the house looking for a pair of scissors.  I shit you not!  Once he obtains the cutting device, he returns to her tangled garden and begins to cut an entry slit.

She awakens to ask him what in the hell he is doing.  He explains that her doorway was completely blocked by pubic vines and she proceeds to take the scissors from him and finish the job!

Fucking then follows.  She passes out once more.

He splits the scene as the mad barber of her fleet street!

Sear to god fellas .....true story!

Im not down with the bush either.    Ive had several similar situations.   Hot ass girl hard as a rock......drop the draws see that bush  Had to push rope.

bald, tight strip, tight t-angle all good  

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

gay for sure

or  biggest crock of shit I heard in a while.

So im gay cuz i have standards for a chick i bang.  Guess that makes u willing 24-7.  Desperado.

I nailed a hot hippy chick back in the day with bush and hairy armpits.

Had to push rope.

Thanks for making me laugh Timber9.  I almost choked on my coffee!