You want THE TRUTH? I want you to ask me ANYTHING.

Does Daylight savings time affect your body or are you immune?

For those of us who missed the titty pics, can we get some new ones?

Goose, why does the NHL Department of Player Safety always drops the hammer on bruin players for infractions, but ignore blatant violations against the Bruins?

Savard Cooke comes to mind. 

Krug got pitchforked in the groin no call, marchand did it to dotchin last yr, got one game.

Cam neely had knee blown out by ulf samuelsson no cal

Savard career over from cooke hit, no call.

Backes gets three gms last week for a body check?

Why do you think that is?

2020 who wins. Red or blue?

Pro Tip: if nukes come out of NK... its red.

"2020 who wins. Red or blue?

Pro Tip: if nukes come out of NK... its red."

Trump wins reelection in 2020.  The one and only thing that can stop him is a failed Economy.  People don't care about Trump's  bedroom adventures.  People didn't care in 1996 and reelected Clinton.  Why should the Electorate care in 2020?

The Nukes are highly overrated because of the close proximity of South Korea and Japan.  We should be more afraid of a Suitcase Nuke or Dirty Bomb.

If one could wave a magic wand and everything in the entire universe would hear you.... how could the human condition be better????

As an older adult, is it true that the older that you get, you can't trust a fart?  i.e. have you ever sh!t your pants thinking it was a fart?

As for me, unfortunately it has happened about 3  years ago on New Years Eve while I was at work.  I had the runs earlier in the day and thought they went away by lunchtime.  I had a Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a roll for lunch and I was stupid enough to think it was a fart.  I garbage my pants and it bled in to the front seat of my new car. 

I went home and showered.  Returned to work about an hour and half later and had to explain to my boss why I was so late because it was only my 2nd week at this firm.

So Goose, have you ever sh!t your pants as an adult? 

"So Goose, have you ever sh!t your pants as an adult?"

Never.  Although I freely admit to abusing both drugs and alcohol, my diet is usually very solid so my overall constitution is very stable.

A funny golf story, however, when I was sharing a cart with my older  brother.  Tacos after the 9th hole for lunch and I forewarned him to pass.  About the 11th hole he profusely sh!t his entire white pants back to bottom.  Left him in the woods while I took the cart back to the clubhouse to retrieve him an entire new wardrobe from shirt to socks. Ugly.  Very ugly.

So my friend kept borrowing from me because he supposedly owed a bookie money and last December he said he needs more money to owe the bookie and I told him no then he told me that he will tell the bookie where I live and the bookie will come after me I didn't give my friend the money its been 3 months and the bookie hasn't come after me so I'm not sure if my friend really owed the bookie money or if he was scamming me

The money borrowing has been happening from July 2017 to Dec 2017 its been 3 months and the bookie hasn't come after me so was my friend scamming me