van , you’re brad Pitt , only immensely better looking and way better at picking winners and wives , and everybody in here is coming at you like the paparazzi , snapping photos , saying that you have a nice butt , complimenting you on your latest movie slash winning selections , and some are even trying to confuse and overwhelm you with the cat calls and the repeated flashing of the blinding camera light gynecomastia man tit meat grievances that wobble for what seems like forever in your threads like a quarter thrown onto a table that just doesn’t want to lay down like it’s a bratty kid causing problems way passed his bedtime ,
and the worst part about it is , is that after these big dude booby flopouts happen these entitled motherfuckers don’t even have the decency , common sense , or courtesy , to put on a bra that fits ,
and they keep showcasing their fat guy breast cleavage around like so many of those Lakers Championship trophies that sit on display in those glass cases at that building that’s known as “ the whatever company that most recently just forked over a boatload of money to obtain the naming rights to it “ , so that all the paid fans in attendance can see and enjoy the purple and gold glory of yesteryear…..
what I’m trying to say is …. we’ll , I don’t know what I’m trying to say , because I’m trying to solve this Rubik’s Cube here in my hands in under two minutes while I type this , and the challenge seems insurmountable , like crossing the street in Frogger unscathed and not being relegated to a flattened booger colored mess , and it’s really fucking with my concentration dogg….
oh yeah , people need to fully appreciate you for both your gifts AND flaws because nobody is perfect . Even the most beautiful woman in the world lays a fat Shit in the toilet that’s long and circles around the hole at the bottom making it unflushable from time to time . We need to accept our heroes for their faults also . I mean c’mon , you bring some Kryptonite around Superman and he just turns into a worthless bitch ya know ?
it breaks my heart .
Some of these ungrateful wicked lost soul only spectating not living life assholes seem to be buzzing around you like it’s a July 4 picnic , and you’re just sitting there at the table trying to enjoy a good old fashioned all American hotdog made of cow labia and sphincter bits but you just can’t , because you’re always having to stop your eating process and Kung Fu swat away the silly annoyance of it all ….
so keep doing you . My only caveat is that you must be careful using the multiple user and sad alias fuck response because although it may have validity there are just too many holes in that defense . And it can be turned and tossed over multiple times , at varying angles , and fucked repeatedly over and over again in each one of them . With that being said , you are a class act , and I thank you for all the extra income you have given me this year because I have been following along through good and bad , like always , and you keep on never ceasing to disappoint , year after year , as always ……
through the ups and downs , good times and bad , through sickness and in health , this is a marriage , between your expertise and my greed , may they live long in happiness together forever , bearing the fruit of complete satisfaction , till eternity ….
sincerely yours , spockgato
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall