All Forums | Other

The PATHETIC Australian cricket team

Participants:
Search model icon
Views: 6298
Posts: 137
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #26

They seriously may as well throw all the kids in.

The Australian public won't mind a young team copping a few hidings while their bellies harden up.

Watching this lot just makes me fucking ill.

 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #27
Quote Originally Posted by Jive_Turkey:


Ponting - gone 
Haddin - gone 
Left arm custard - gone 

But I predict I'll be 0-3 with my wish list  

Agree with all three.

Fuck Hughes off as well.

Haddin must surely be put on a plane home after that.

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #28
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

Agree with all three.

Fuck Hughes off as well.

Haddin must surely be put on a plane home after that.


How in the blue-fcuk did I forget him ?!? 

He can take that "home spun" technique back to wherever home is 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Feb, 2009
Posts: 27785
Posted: #29

Tim Paine

Callum Ferguson

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #30
Speaking of Hughes, how about some of the comments that get bandied around about his apparent weakness - balls outside off stump 

BALLS.....OUTSIDE....OFF....STUMP

An opening batsman with a weakness for balls outside off stump, that's like a professional fisherman with a weakness for putting bait on the hook  


 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #31
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2008
Posts: 30979
Posted: #32
Brad Haddin
Phil Hughes
Mitchell Johnson


3 stooges




 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2011
Posts: 3173
Posted: #33
  Australian cricket fans who still have not accepted the fact that there side is in the same bracket as Zimbabwe and Bangladesh and are shocked when an average South Africa side bully them.

Andrew Strauss and the number 1 side in Test cricket. 

 Indian cricket players that slap shed loads of sun cream on there face like ganeesha told them to and dont have basic hygiene to shave or get a hair cut whilst earning big bucks.


 IPL

The Big bash or whatever its called

The most fearsome bowling attack in world cricket Finn, Anderson, Bresnan, Tremlett and Swann. 





 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: May, 2011
Posts: 3173
Posted: #34
Oh man, the Australian football team lost today...not a great week to be an Aussie not that there ever is. 



 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #35
https://www.theroar.com.au/2011/11/11/disgraced-aussies-in-need-of-a-cleanout/

 - "Johnson’s good days are so far removed from his bad days in both frequency and content that he has almost become an international laughing stock. A fragile soul who saves his worst for when his best is needed."  
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #36
Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:

Oh man, the Australian football team lost today...not a great week to be an Aussie not that there ever is. 




quiet you ! 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #37

Australia 0/112

4.90 rpo

Hughes with a 50

 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #38
0/151
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #39
Hughes' 26th nick into the slip cordon brings him undone
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #40
Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:

  Australian cricket fans who still have not accepted the fact that there side is in the same bracket as Zimbabwe and Bangladesh and are shocked when an average South Africa side bully them.

Andrew Strauss and the number 1 side in Test cricket. 

 Indian cricket players that slap shed loads of sun cream on there face like ganeesha told them to and dont have basic hygiene to shave or get a hair cut whilst earning big bucks.


 IPL

The Big bash or whatever its called

The most fearsome bowling attack in world cricket Finn, Anderson, Bresnan, Tremlett and Swann. 





Gotta love the youthful exuberance of an Englishman who has a successful cricket team to follow for the first time in his life.

Feels good, huh?

 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #41

Saffers bowling much better after lunch.

Let's now see what kind of mental application this Australian side has

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #42
Jacques Kallis - "yeah-yeah" ? 
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #43
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

Gotta love the youthful exuberance of an Englishman who has a successful cricket team to follow for the first time in his life.

Feels good, huh?


lol, sure as fcuk felt good to be in our shoes for about 18 years 

I guess moments in the sun are so rare for pommy bastards they've gotta make a song and dance 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #44
Quote Originally Posted by Jive_Turkey:


lol, sure as fcuk felt good to be in our shoes for about 18 years 

I guess moments in the sun are so rare for pommy bastards they've gotta make a song and dance 

 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #45

I hope Punter makes a score here.

Still think he deserves to go out on his own terms.

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #46
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

Saffers bowling much better after lunch.

Let's now see what kind of mental application this Australian side has


fucking knew this would happen, 180 run opening stand now watch our middle order piss it all away 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #47
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

I hope Punter makes a score here.

Still think he deserves to go out on his own terms.

KISS OF DEATH

 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Jul, 2008
Posts: 7556
Posted: #48
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

I hope Punter makes a score here.

Still think he deserves to go out on his own terms.


you've gotta be a lot quicker than that nowadays 

he's already back in the shower 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #49

By Bye Ponting.

Front leg shuffles across but the eye just aint as sharp as it was.

 
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2006
Posts: 29184
Posted: #50
I guess they'll let Punter retire at home this summer?
All Forums | Other
About Us
Contact Us
Careers
Our Team
Brand
Testimonials
Betting Guides
Sportsbook Reviews
Sports Betting News
Podcasts
Responsible Gaming
Sports Betting
US Betting Sites
Canada Betting Sites
Canada Casinos
Best Betting Apps
Contests
Streak Survivor
King of Covers
Ultimate Race
Office Pools
The Covers community has
618,670
lifetime members worldwide
Covers 25 Years Logo Established in 1995,
Covers is the world
leader in sports
betting information.
Site Map Help Privacy Terms of Service youtube logo facebook logo twitter logo instagram logo linkedin logo google news logo
Covers is verified safe by: Evalon Logo GPWA Logo GDPR Logo GeoTrust Logo Evalon Logo
Copyright © 1995 - 2024 CS Media Limited All Rights Reserved.

If you choose to make use of any information on this website including online sports betting services from any websites that may be featured on this website, we strongly recommend that you carefully check your local laws before doing so.It is your sole responsibility to understand your local laws and observe them strictly.Covers does not provide any advice or guidance as to the legality of online sports betting or other online gambling activities within your jurisdiction and you are responsible for complying with laws that are applicable to you in your relevant locality.Covers disclaims all liability associated with your use of this website and use of any information contained on it.As a condition of using this website, you agree to hold the owner of this website harmless from any claims arising from your use of any services on any third party website that may be featured by Covers.