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Bitches... I had a busy day. Sey up my 50" plasma, surround sound, and cleansed my colon....

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What a busy fucking day.

The most important part of the day had to have been the cleansing of my colon....

The People's Chemist has a cheap, easy way to get all that nasty, old shit and turkey leftovers out.

I don't have the azomite, but I do everything else.

I did it last Monday, and did it at about 11:30 this morning. After I got all the new equipment hooked up, I took a massive shit at 5, and felt like a new man.

I'll tell you what, my stomach feels awesome right now. I highly recommend it.
 
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ive had that done tooo.... you feel light as a cloud... amd totally relaxed
 
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I just eat Taco Bell
Bagel Sandwiches Suck
 
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Ohh and Ed... Even though you've been acting like an asshole as of late, I noticed in the other thread in GD you bought the same TV as me...

So this name on a screen is going to save you $117, because Sears has the TV now for $899.....

I presume you bought yours somewhere that has a price match policy, so print that out, and take it into the store, and they'll give you a big fat refund of $100, plus $10 extra for the price match, and more for sales tax....

I was pleasantly surprised when i went to pick mine up today, and went to look at the surround sound systems 1 more time, and saw that bitch another $100 cheaper.




 
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You think Ed watches sports on his new TV? Seems like the kind of guy that watches Munster reruns.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

I just eat Taco Bell

 

I ate taco bell for the first time in like 6 months last night... I was up half the night with rithing stomache pains and I was on the toilet shitting foamy discharge... im convinced that food is poisonous... this is coming from somebody who can polish 8-10 beers without any sort of problem.. it wasnt food borne illness either.. just shitty chemical beef

 
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helmut?
 
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a nite deserved
 
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Don't forget.... We have a date with Molly tonight....



 
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I'm contemplating hooking up the computer to the new TV, and seeing 50 inches worth of that box....



 
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now that is a big box
 
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Echo
 
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                                     50 inches....


                  
 
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what a solid dude, giving ed the price match info
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

what a solid dude, giving ed the price match info
 
hoop


I'm a nice guy...

Even though he parades around here like a Tom Turkey, strutting his stuff, fanning his feathers, and not giving a shit about anything besides looking cool, and not being just another name on the screen.

But hey, even someone like that deserves to save a few $$$.


 
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Its Molly time!


 
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She's getting right to business tonight....

 
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She's working it way too much tonight...

Must be a re-run....



 
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You guys are truly missing out tonight...

She's putting that puss right in the camera....

No bitching or complaining for 45 min as usual....

Its been a solid 15 min of heaven!


 
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The panties are off!!!!


The pillow is out......




 
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gotta link Hoops ?
 
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Reality Kings...

You have to have a password..... Like one of the ones Mikkael posted a while back.
 
 
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I got  the info you need
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