Bitches... I had a busy day. Sey up my 50" plasma, surround sound, and cleansed my colon....

She grew a landing strip.....

Emp. you've got mail

I watched the colon cleansing link, so it takes 5-6 hours after drinking that stuff to shit?  I just dont want to take it before I go to work cause im driving all the time.

I take 2TBSP of the castor oil... it makes sure you shit within 5 hours...

You feel nothing prior to shitting, and nothing after. Its not like the flu, if you know what I mean.

Your stool will be loose like diarrhea, but its all solids flying out, not stomach acid and juice that'll make your asshole hurt.

AKA.... you won't have to clean the seat off after you're done...

SUGAR GOT A SHOUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's sooooo much cooler than YOLO!

lol there was even a paging Mr. Bator

I tried to get her say that PBox Nation rocks my life

I love her hips and her tits.....

That long torso really gets me.

I'll bump this up for Ed one more time....

I just want to be acknowledged at least as a name on a screen that saved him $117....

I love it already....

I turned down all the settings, so the picture kinda looks shitty, but its still awesome as hell...

As I've said a million times, I can't get HD programing in my apartment complex because of the cable provider, but it has made the basic analog cable look 100 times better.

What a pathetic place. I pay $1060 per month in rent, to live in a place that can't get HD. Fuck that.

But the TV is awesome.


And even downgrading from a 61" to this 50", I actually love the size. I can actually see the entire TV screen with both of my eyes, as opposed to only being able to see 3/4 of it. I was concerned that I wouldn't like it, and it would be a hard adjustment, but its perfect. I couldn't go any smaller, but 50 is just right.

This cable company has bamboozled several apartment complexes into signing 5+ year exclusive contracts with them, suckering them in with the ability to have phone service, cable, water, security monitoring, and telephone all bundled together, to make their apartment complexes appealing to potential renters.

However, their "cable" is nothing but a DirectTV satellite signal, redistributed to us as "cable." How this is legal, I don't know, but they certainly are getting away with it.

Nearly everyone with a balcony has purchased DirecTV and has the satellite out on their patios. However, I live in an apartment that has a sunroom, and adds an extra 300sqft onto the living room, and makes my apartment 1200sqft, and gives me adaquate room to house my enormous furniture and TV.

So the only option for residents to have any type of cable, is to go through this company. Time Warner isn't allowed to service the complex, nor is any other company, becuase of the contract they're under.

Other than that, this cable company has NO business outside of the very few apartment complexes around southern NC they've been able to trick.

No one in their right mind would pay for this shit. It goes out when it rains, just like satellite, and cost way more for less channels.

To add HBO or Ckinemax, its $15 per package, with no discounts for bundling. So HBO, SHOW, Skin, would = $45. No if and or buts.

I had all 3 of those and Starz on TWC, and it was $19 total, plus you got all the on demand channels, and the HD channels with it for free.

Fuck. Getting me all pissed off about my cable again. But its my only option that isn't rabbit ears.

And I didn't do hydrotherapy, which is where they stick the tube up your ass, and pump water into you.

I took some minerals, fiber, and a gentle laxative that made me take a gigantic shit, and naturally flushed my pipes out.

There was no tube going into my ass.

Just about 3lbs of nasty shit coming out of it, and going into the toilet.

But I will say that it was amazing how good my stomach felt after all that waste was gone. I had that feeling like I just ate a monster dinner, and felt bloated and really full. But after taking a dump, all the pressure that was in there literally went down the drain with all the shit.

Check out the youtube clip, its really simple and every ingredient is as Wal-Mart, aside from the 1.

What's this rivalry with Ed stem from?

In all seriousness..

I didnt know what the hell you were talking about.



I got mine for 999, so that is 100 bucks, BUT I didnt pay shipping or tax.

Since Sears is in my town I would pay tax, AND I got free ship and install..not just drop ship but they carry it and install it.

So after taxes would be added (7% here)  that would have still saved me if delivery was free.

I wasnt trying to give you a hard time, I didnt read the thread until just now.

Where did you buy it from?

Since he decided to team up with steak sauce, and act like a hard ass once he showed up.

Ed was very cool for a while, but once wagerline came over here, he decided it was time to pair off with a condiment at Outback, and throw his nose up in the air.

Just names on a screen.

Well he was conversing regularly with these names on the fucking screen, and it rubbed me the wrong way.

I don't know if it was orders from corporate or what, but it makes no difference now.

I got it from Amazon on the sat after thanksgiving..

So they were offering free ship and white glove delivery and since it was purely online, no tax either.

I looked at BB for the same and it wasnt on sale, almost bot the 52 inch 1080i but for 700 more it wasnt worth it.