CD Newsletter #4

@undermysac

Tons of threads in the box....pick one if you want to waste 12 hours 

@undermysac

 Gerald Broflovski just poured himself a nice Merlot and has 8 screens up ready to bump his thread to the moon.   whatya gonna do 

Yikes 

I just looked at my Pinny betting history 

Looks like I have two teasers going for tonight 

Fish +10.5 / U55.5  -120

Bengals + 3.5 / U55.5  -120

I guess I will middle these mother fuckers ...Remember folks ... dont drink and operate heavy machinery 

@trainwreck66

GL with both teasers  

Geraldine Sistalinski 

That's great 

@trainwreck66

 Alcohol and light machinery. Gotcha.

@trainwreck66

Is a riding mower heavy machinery?  Usually takes me 2 hours and a 6 pack of Icehouse to cut my grass.

@bluecompass

I was thinking laptop would be considered heavy machinery at this point 

Winning margin - Bengals 0-6 (4.00)  half stake

@lbcake

 Bengals should lead at half 

@trainwreck66

 Get off dem bamboo straws

lol It legit takes me 1.5 hours on a rider to cut my 1 acre but it always takes 3 because of several beer breaks. 

I've already followed Alice down the rabbit hole and invested Cinci -3. At least I'm not laying 4. I think the side wins. Zero reason to bet Miami other than gambling on a fluke win (which of course happens). 

Chicken wings in an air fryer are a game changer for the home chef. Just as good as at the bar. I'll pay off that $69 small appliance in no time.

How about a 220v sybian?

I cut 2.5 acres with a 54" mower, but it's not a fancy zero turn.  It's the first mower I've ever owned that has a built in cupholder and I learned to open the beer first and take a swig before putting it in the cupholder.  When I first got the mower, I put an unopened beer in the cupholder, cut grass for about 10 minutes, and the beer exploded.

That's the kind of info that needs to be in the instruction manual  

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2022/9/28/23377254/chiefs-buccaneers-linebacker-shaq-barrett-laughs-about-kansas-citys-new-offensive-line

This is a bad move by Barret, to mock an oline after they lost to a shitty Colts team. As if the Chiefs needed another log on the fire.

The Chiefs oline in fact has the #1 adjusted sack rate in the league. They pass block well, as they should when your qb is Patrick Mahomes.

On the running side, the Chiefs just faced a stout dline vs the run in the Colts. They are #1 in adjusted line yards allowing 2.84 ypc. The Bucs shouldn't talk shit, as they are #16 at 4.53 and recently lost Akiem Hicks.

Food for thought 

i've had this argument with trainwreck a couple of times. he absolutely hates the air fryer and even offered to mail me his from canada. i have a deluxe air fryer and have no need for it though. lemon pepper wings out of the air fryer are hands down the best 

France National      Dunkerque v Stade Briochin

Dunkerque -0.5  (1.95)   In other words, 'to win'.

Europe 0-2 (-2.00)
America 6-5 (+1.575) 

Not a single comment on Tua. 
Interesting. 

GL #cake 

@OlDirtyBaztid

You just cant get that double dusted fry on the wings . Believe me I wanted it to work but its not the same . The fresh cut fries are the same 

air fried wings? you're all drunk.

@Eddy_Winslow

I tried to tell them . If you are gonna consume the calories you double dust and deep fry followed by a quick grill on the open flame ...then sauce 

I did on a couple threads in the mains. People are heartless. Miami put him in an awful position and his health at risk.

Before he got hurt, his deep ball looked terrible, no zip at all.

Tua- Another Alabama Hot-House Flower Quarterback.

Alabama QBs get drafted because they play every week behind an O-Line that are better then the bottom 5 NFL teams.

The last time Alabama QB won a SuperBowl was Stabler & Namath.

Hot-House Flower?? One of them liked Dick and played for Bear.

Same with Ohio State QBs.