CD Newsletter #4

@666LES

 shit take

The outrage on Tua should have been before he started the game, not after he got hurt.  Had he not got hurt again there wouldn't be a peep about it right now.  All the talking heads pounding their fist on the desk today had Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and most of Thursday to be appalled.  That's when it would have been most effective 

NFL 13-5-1 (+7.61)

MLB 2-4-1 (-1.91)

Bears +3.5(-110) *1.10/1.00

Cardinals ML(+105) *1.00/1.05

Jets +3.5(-115) *1.00/.87

Raiders -2(-110) *2.00/1.82

Ravens +3(+105) *1.00/1.05

Ravens ML(+155) .25/.39

Chiefs 1H pk(-110) *1.10

The Bucs have scored 15 total points in the 1H in 3 games, for a pt diff of -5. KC's pt diff is +17 in the 1H. I'm not buying the rlm, gotta let it be a public play once in a while.

And you can't tell me that the hurricane didn't alter some, if not most of Bucs players and coaches lives this week. Routine and practice should of had a monkey wrench thrown at em.

GL 

@undermysac

Bol ... Id like to throw my monkey wrench in your mouth 

MLB action Friday:

Marlins 1st5 ML(+140) *1.00/1.40

Alcantara/Burnes listed

Have to keep Mattingly out of the equation, he can't manage a bullpen for shit.

Rays 1st 5 RL(+100) *1.00

Rays@Astros 1st 5 U3.5(-115) *1.00/.87

Rasmussen/Valdez listed

convection ovens = air fryers can never sub for properly fried dishes.Good for nuggets,fishdicks,hot dogs sausage and the likes. 

@undermysac

 He will leave the team after this season, doubtful he even cares anymore.

I just wanna see Judge hit #62 tonight.

BOL on the plays

So about this time last year, our stove/oven crapped out on us so we had to get a new one.  Because of the supply chain shortage, our choices were limited.  We ended up with one that has an air fryer feature in the oven.  Best I can tell, it's just a fan in the back of the oven that circulates the air.  Anyway, we've tried quite a few things in there - wings, fish, tater tots, zucchini, fries, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, etc...  We like every vegetable we've "fried" in the air fryer, but we prefer to fry meat or fish in the fry daddy.  

NFL 13-5-1 (+7.61)

 MLB 2-4-1 (-1.91)

Bears +3.5(-110) *1.10/1.00

Cardinals ML(+105) *1.00/1.05

Jets +3.5(-115) *1.00/.87

Steelers -2(-147) *1.47/1.00

Buying out of Jets +3.5 with this alt spread. Maybe middle if lucky, or push the -2, or get slightly cut on the juice. Either way not liking the Jets chances with Wilson, he's awful. Steelers extra rest, Jets key linebacker out, good spot for Trubisky to get right, at least this week.

Raiders -2(-110) *2.00/1.82

Ravens +3(+105) *1.00/1.05

Ravens ML(+155) .25/.39

Chiefs 1H pk(-110) *1.10

Concussion junky

fried zucchinin in there is very good. i've done fish as well, but never any red meat. chicken wings and fish draws the line. the fish i just okay, i will admit that, but it's so much less mess. 

@OlDirtyBaztid

 Ever go down on a chic and her vag looks like a toothless walrus? And then it also has a fishy smell?

You're expecting roast beef but get fish. I mean cmon, where is the air dryer when you really need it?

@undermysac

 I think the absence of tusks would be a Dead Giveaway.......#nohomo

All you can eat fish buffets never caught on in the GTA despite everyone's obsession with sushi.

Oi vey 

MLB 3-5-2 (-1.91)

Win loss push yesterday for no damage, no gain.

Oakland A's ML(+226) *1.00/2.26

Sears/Castillo listed

Situational spot. The Mariners celebrated hard after clinching last night. Feeling some guys could wake up with flu like symptoms today.

Castillo has sputtered last 2 outings, and JP Sears seams to have the Mariners #.

Why not make this bet? 

@Biscuiteater1

 Capped Voth vs Cortez last night, weather is gonna be bad, blowing in. I starred at U7.5-115 for a while and didn't make a bet, because I'm a box.

Today it's 6.5 

@undermysac

 Take the over for a small amount. 

CWS 1st 5 RL(+120) *1.00/1.20

Cease/Clevinger listed

#freemonty, #uncuffbigred

@undermysac

 You were saying?!

The O's pitched around Judge all day FFS... I hope the weather will hold tomorrow so they can play the game, because tomorrow it will be 61 years since Maris hit #61.

Pitching change bet canceled  

You were right, Yankees blast the total themselves