CD Newsletter Week 13

I'm with you here. Harbaugh avoids any dangerous team every year. Then depends on Ohio st to boost their sos.

Total down to 30.5 

I’m taking  Cowboys-3.5  on Sunday night. I’ll add more if the line goes down. 

I remember a bunch of Ravens vs Browns games back in the day having totals around 31 or 32 , even though my local bumped them all the way down to 29 …..

but the official lowest Vegas total ever was 30 for a Buffalo vs Miami game in 2004 …..

The NFL version of Iowa vs Florida State.  I’ll opt for reruns of Dr Pimple Popper

The current afc wildcard teams have these quarterbacks starting for them:

Mitchell Trubisky 

Joe Flacco 

Gardner Minshew

whats the odds for zero TDs scored?

@managerrasswipe

 I may be wrong but i believe the new 12 team format was to start this year but 2 conferences voted no and you can guess who one of the two was. 

If ur going to continue being rude,,,,

This alias is the next one to leave the building....

Don’t you wish that kind of evil on him BigReddyBobby ……

I put in a lot of work with Pink Floyd , so stop taking “ just another brick from the wall “ and appreciate the camaraderie . Ok ?

Now what’s the best way to get dog piss stains out of the carpet and floorboard underneath ?

Cuz my neighbor’s mutt got hit by some young punk in a wayward Chevy and I had to bring in that flea bitten varmint into my home and it peed all across the floor of my solarium .

Thank God that I’ve got 6 more though , ya dig ?

@spockgato

 KILZ   Home Depot.....Lowe's.....

The mods love his new handle he's clear to stay...

The Noles got screwed 

The D  is top 3  no doubt..

Ville was avg 33ppg....got their asses punked

Like Starwink at the Greyhound bus terminal in 1976....

Kilz ? Yo I didn’t lose the irony on that brother , cuz that pooch was heaving strong at his chest and I like to think only the reciting of my poetry kept that butt sniffling animal out of the white light’s warm embrace .

And Home Depot ? Come on , I don’t want no generic shit , damn , I want that supreme stuff , that you got connections to because you’re in the business …..

kinda like Kramer buying a deluxe shower head , cuz I never go low flow either homie , give me the Commando 450 of floorboards and carpeting partner .

da fuck ? You think Ronald McDonald sends motherfuckers down the street to IN and OUT Burger for anything ?

that’s why you ain’t the number one salesman . You gotta sell Mortimer ! Sell !

yo , get your priorities in order okay cuz you used to have Jamal Lewis on your roster and right about now I’m starting to think that you never deserved him .

I have only one concern. The Patriots have held their last 3 opponents to 10 or less points(thanks Getty).

So on a Thursday, in a lost season, what incentive does that defense have in churning out another killer performance?

It may be business decision time from the Patriots defenders when tackling. 

Slim   We use Kilz.....It works...promise you  that...

I can sell an eskimo moccasins...

Jamal  was a beast...

JK  is the guy we miss....

@spockgato

 Rent a rug doctor and purchase some kind of cleaner with enzymes made for said purpose and extract that piss, or pay Stanley the steamer and point out the infraction though i doubt that would be as effective as extraction.

@undermysac

 Defensive TD or defensive/other score might be worth look. 

Didn't you post totals that open under 37.0 are like 19-6-1 since 2020 ??

- Who's he?

- You know, squirrely-looking guy. Mumbles a lot.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, we we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.

- I looked into it more deeply, and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off a few games ago, and no one ever told him about it.

- But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

- So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.

- Great. 

- So Ron has been let go.

- Well, just a second there, professor.

- We fixed the glitch so he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore so it'll just work itself out naturally.

Thanks for the advice and information gents 

you guys got some real warm hearts , and I’m starting to nestle up to them like a nude chick that’s only wearing socks does to the fireplace when she’s sitting there on a bearskin rug and just waiting on her boyfriend’s peter to come home from work , so that he can do some sanctimonious cleansing to her inner realm on a cold lonely winter night .

wait a minute . That didn’t come out right . I meant to say “ you guys are the best “

p.s . Does he get to keep his headset like that guy does the  stapler ?

Not a good Sunday for me. Asking bad teams to win in a good spot is not optimal strategy at this time of the year. But I've got some killer props for tonite. They will all win unless they don't. 

Etienne UNDER 15.5 carries. He's a bit banged up with bruised ribs and although he'll start, the long term plan is to manage his reps down the stretch. Which segues into:

Dernest Johnson OVER 27.5 rush yards. He's surpassed hyped up rookie Tank Bigsby in the pecking order at RB and has looked violent when given the opportunity this year. Shrimp knows him. Local kid.

Engram OVER 49.5 receiving yards. Bengals are #31 of 32 at defending the TE position which segues into:

Engram anytime TD +200. Guy has the most receptions (64) in the league without a TD. That changes tonite.

Good Luck fine people. 

@Getty3

 You like a side tonight?