CD Newsletter Week 9

The hypnotizing swirl of those tired wrinkled vortex circles adorning the outside of Mike Tomlin’s eye sockets leads me to surmise that he has stayed up many a late night game planning and studying his opponent’s strengths and weaknesses , or that he in fact loves the coke , especially when it sprinkles onto him from up above because it was somehow nestled deep in the fibers of that dancer’s landing strip as he performs cunnilingus on her twat button . 

Is tonight's game an honest Pros vs Joes ? It will see none of my hard earned Do-Re-Me so I will try and find a prop not juiced to death. Happy Halloween!!

[Quote: Originally Posted by undermysac]Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: Humphrey n Wiggins  didnt play last week...both are talented DB's... 3  DT's were injured in the first half  they only had 4.... Jackson from the EAPs is trash.... In spite of that if Hamilton doesnt drop  an easy pick late they would have won the game.. Even with both these guys on the field, something is missing with the Shrimp's D. They have the youngest D coordinator in the league, I fathom that could be a part of it. With the Shrimp scoring so many points on offense this year, you'd think that the D could play with their ears pinned back. Roquan is not the same this year., sure he misses Queen but that doesn't explain his play, something is off. P.S. I told Shrimp losing Queen was gonna be rough Simpson has been.....terrible... AA  @ Clemson.....looks lost..... I believe I talked about this too, in the offseason. Shrimp58 didn't seem to worried about the loss of Queen at the time. And how do you let him go to the Steelers who are now 6-2? Remember the summer camp fight he had for hitting Fields late? Shit it brought em closer together. Tomlin is the Mack Daddy of the afc north[/Quote>

they thought Simpson was better....

Halloweenie wager.

#2 & #3 sackers  v   #3 & #10 sacked

Anderson(Hou) and McDonald the Fourth(NY) to record a sack  (3.50)

Bears injury report not looking good. Huge problems on the o line. Nate Davis may have to start.

Get this...

Cardinals are 4-4, their SOS is #1

Bears are 4-3, their SOS is #31

 I will most likely witness the 5th straight road loss that my friends and I attend every year. Last win was at Denver on a miracle FG, seems so long ago...

At this point in the thread, I'd hope that Hugh is still lurking. And hopefully he comes back to join the banter and stuff. 

Here,here or hear,hear.

Hugh, if your're lurking, give us a sign. If you've actually tapped out, it's been a pleasure. A real pleasure. 

Hugh , if you are lurking around, say “Hi” to Monte The _Giant Platypus for me  

Hugh be you or you be you or you know what I mean.  

How are the 3-7-1 Penguins favoured v anyone by the following line????  -185/1.50ish

Ducks need to be played (+160/2.60) ? 

As for MonteGiantPlatypus - all 3 the same poster? 

  Over 42.5. 

You were Mr. Monte in Jamaica?

One of my all time favorite stories ever told on Covers!

Not that anyone cares, but I just used my popcorn emoji and now it is off my list...did COVERS run out of popcorn?

Hi hugh...

Sumbitch left me dry with no aiyawhooska 

We talking vaginal dry

or

like dry rub for meats

Off a 1-1 last week in pro

Here is what I am on tonight:

New York Jets -2.5

Thursday Night Potluck Under Jamborre continues today...this is a blind bet with no thought, rhyme or reason so will be looked at all on it's own....

YTD since week 4 NFL: 1-4

These auto unders have been brutal since I started keeping track but we will push through...

Texans/Jets Under 43

Good luck honeysucklers

The Jets truly are abysmal... how was that play even real?

Once Saleh left...this defense blows and Rodgers is such a prima donna 

Even with the game tied at 7, you can see in the Jets body language that no one gives a fuck.

I enjoyed when the crowd chanted "sell the team"

The Bears O line in worse shape than I thought. 

Starting LT Braxton Jones and starting RG Tevin Jenkins are out. They are their best linemen. Backup LT #73 is out. Backup guard Bill Murray on IR. Backup T Larry Borrum who hasn't played all year looking to get the start. G Nate Davis who sucks ass looking to start. Ryan Bates who hasn't played all year will be available. 

If there was a dumpster fire emoji, insert here.

Also, starting safety Jaquon Brisker and starting Nickel Kyler Gordon did not practice on Thursday. It's been 3 weeks for both guys, not looking good