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spockgato

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 9:33 AM ET #101

The hypnotizing swirl of those tired wrinkled vortex circles adorning the outside of Mike Tomlin’s eye sockets leads me to surmise that he has stayed up many a late night game planning and studying his opponent’s strengths and weaknesses , or that he in fact loves the coke , especially when it sprinkles onto him from up above because it was somehow nestled deep in the fibers of that dancer’s landing strip as he performs cunnilingus on her twat button .

wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.

JOHNNY_ODAE

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Posts: 2605

Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 10:45 AM ET #102

Is tonight's game an honest Pros vs Joes ? It will see none of my hard earned Do-Re-Me so I will try and find a prop not juiced to death. Happy Halloween!!

bigred84

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 10:49 AM ET #103

[Quote: Originally Posted by undermysac]Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: Humphrey n Wiggins didnt play last week...both are talented DB's... 3 DT's were injured in the first half they only had 4.... Jackson from the EAPs is trash.... In spite of that if Hamilton doesnt drop an easy pick late they would have won the game.. Even with both these guys on the field, something is missing with the Shrimp's D. They have the youngest D coordinator in the league, I fathom that could be a part of it. With the Shrimp scoring so many points on offense this year, you'd think that the D could play with their ears pinned back. Roquan is not the same this year., sure he misses Queen but that doesn't explain his play, something is off. P.S. I told Shrimp losing Queen was gonna be rough Simpson has been.....terrible... AA @ Clemson.....looks lost..... I believe I talked about this too, in the offseason. Shrimp58 didn't seem to worried about the loss of Queen at the time. And how do you let him go to the Steelers who are now 6-2? Remember the summer camp fight he had for hitting Fields late? Shit it brought em closer together. Tomlin is the Mack Daddy of the afc north[/Quote>

they thought Simpson was better.... an_wink

lbcake

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 11:13 AM ET #104

Halloweenie wager.

#2 & #3 sackers v #3 & #10 sacked

Anderson(Hou) and McDonald the Fourth(NY) to record a sack (3.50)

undermysac

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Posts: 52570

Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 2:53 PM ET #105

Bears injury report not looking good. Huge problems on the o line. Nate Davis may have to start.

Get this...

Cardinals are 4-4, their SOS is #1

Bears are 4-3, their SOS is #31

I will most likely witness the 5th straight road loss that my friends and I attend every year. Last win was at Denver on a miracle FG, seems so long ago...

paint_help

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 2:54 PM ET #106

At this point in the thread, I'd hope that Hugh is still lurking. And hopefully he comes back to join the banter and stuff.

peace

lbcake

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 3:35 PM ET #107

Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

At this point in the thread, I'd hope that Hugh is still lurking. And hopefully he comes back to join the banter and stuff.

Here,here or hear,hear.

Hugh, if your're lurking, give us a sign. If you've actually tapped out, it's been a pleasure. A real pleasure. peace_5 peace_5

Cyrax

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 4:33 PM ET #108

Hugh , if you are lurking around, say “Hi” to Monte The _Giant Platypus for me peace_5

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 4:39 PM ET #109

Hugh be you or you be you or you know what I mean. peace_5

Keep at it.

lbcake

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 5:38 PM ET #110

Quote Originally Posted by ace7777:

Quote Originally Posted by Cyrax: Hugh , if you are lurking around, say “Hi” to Monte The _Giant Platypus for me,,,,,I see what you did there,I may be the only one,lbcake also maybe ,,,,,,,,easy there, you almost gave away some secrets,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Quote Originally Posted by ace7777:

texicans/j-e-t-s over 42.5,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

How are the 3-7-1 Penguins favoured v anyone by the following line???? -185/1.50ish

Ducks need to be played (+160/2.60) ?

As for MonteGiantPlatypus - all 3 the same poster? surprised

Cyrax

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 5:41 PM ET #111

Quote Originally Posted by ace7777:

texicans/j-e-t-s over 42.5,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

an_eek2 Over 42.5. an_2drinks

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 5:43 PM ET #112

You were Mr. Monte in Jamaica?

an_roll_laugh

One of my all time favorite stories ever told on Covers!

Keep at it.

Cranky_Hank

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 5:44 PM ET #113

Keep at it.

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 6:39 PM ET #114

Not that anyone cares, but I just used my popcorn emoji and now it is off my list...did COVERS run out of popcorn?

COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 6:40 PM ET #115

Hi hugh... reallyhappy

COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 7:00 PM ET #116

Sumbitch left me dry with no aiyawhooska sad

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 7:21 PM ET #117

We talking vaginal dry

like dry rub for meats

COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 8:00 PM ET #118

Off a 1-1 last week in pro

Here is what I am on tonight:

thefootball New York Jets -2.5

Thursday Night Potluck Under Jamborre continues today...this is a blind bet with no thought, rhyme or reason so will be looked at all on it's own....

YTD since week 4 NFL: 1-4

These auto unders have been brutal since I started keeping track but we will push through...

thefootball Texans/Jets Under 43

Good luck honeysucklers clover

COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 8:17 PM ET #119

an_popcorn

yaongingy

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 9:07 PM ET #120

The Jets truly are abysmal... how was that play even real? an_roll_laugh

Accomplished time-waster

trainwreck66

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 9:19 PM ET #121

Once Saleh left...this defense blows and Rodgers is such a prima donna peace_5

undermysac

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Posted: Oct. 31, 2024 - 10:18 PM ET #122

Even with the game tied at 7, you can see in the Jets body language that no one gives a fuck.

I enjoyed when the crowd chanted "sell the team"

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Nov. 1, 2024 - 6:24 AM ET #123

Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Quote Originally Posted by Cyrax: BR, Are you still going after ESPN female reporters? Gators / Bulldogs Over 52. from BR,,,,,the sideline reporter went after me my friend,,,,,no that it makes it any less disgusting,,,,,couldnt it have been erin andrews ?,,,,,molly mcgrath maybe?,,,,,but no,,,,,,,as i watched crabtree beat texas at the end of the game little did i know i was being stalked by a semi celebrity at the end of the bar,,,,,good times,,,,,,not many or any can say they banged an espn personality,,,,,

She looks like fun to me bigsmile

undermysac

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Posted: Nov. 1, 2024 - 8:06 AM ET #124

The Bears O line in worse shape than I thought.

Starting LT Braxton Jones and starting RG Tevin Jenkins are out. They are their best linemen. Backup LT #73 is out. Backup guard Bill Murray on IR. Backup T Larry Borrum who hasn't played all year looking to get the start. G Nate Davis who sucks ass looking to start. Ryan Bates who hasn't played all year will be available.

If there was a dumpster fire emoji, insert here.

undermysac

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Posted: Nov. 1, 2024 - 8:14 AM ET #125

Also, starting safety Jaquon Brisker and starting Nickel Kyler Gordon did not practice on Thursday. It's been 3 weeks for both guys, not looking good

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