Okay Assholes!!!

My second born daughter is being married this weekend.  It will be the final wedding I have to pay for.

Let us rejoice and be glad.

Amen

A little less conversation elvis

Congrats, Hank! What kind of wedding is it? Church, outdoor, destination...

Regardless, let's get you some winners to help reimburse you for it.

Sort of a nondenominational.  The venue is a restored iron forging facility.

Expensive as fuck!! 

Im like WTF!!!

The property is shit!!!

In this day and age of social media and Instagram worthy pics, everyone has to have a unique wedding that also knocks it out of the park. That place should do the trick. I bet it's going to be awesome, but hopefully you're not living off Top Ramen for the next few months.

Amen!

Linoleum on sale....

Do u still drive ur Pinto.....

Congrats .

May their first child be a masculine child …

…..that one day grows up to reimburse you monetarily , or in other ways …..

like bringing you the love and the joy that only a grandson can provide , as you watch the fruit of your loins ascend towards motherhood , where she will gain the valuable experience in truly understanding what this life is all about…..

and hopefully that little kid doesn’t somewhere along the way call you….

“ GrandPappyPoopyPants “…..

cuz you know , kids say the darndest ……

 Good Tidings

 Gift for an all chicka wedding

Father of the Bride, you wear it well Sir! When Sunday rolls around I hope you are blessed with winners.

Congrats Hank!!

Is she marrying a carpet salesman?

 Wedding music 

I come from a large family. All but one of my sisters eloped.

My dad's inheritance will be substantial. 

I hope she finds joy and happiness.

Almost there

It does involve carpet

@undermysac

We might not have much but we do have standards!

I sell all types of flooring Mike Ditka....

Settle down Mule Nuts.,...

Settle down Mule Nuts.,...

Congrats 

John Prine

Ellen and Portia married at their home in Los Angeles in August 2008, in California. The pair both wore Zac Posen outfits, and matching slippers which said 'I Do' on them.

@Cranky_Hank

@Cranky_Hank

 Drink in moderation 

Did you survive it Bro? If I remember correctly still stuff to do @ the event site but I think it's ladies work 

Who we kiddin’ ? Homeboy is probably passed out drunk and still in a stupor under the gazebo in that back grassy area near the woods where the bridal party took all those pictures …..

with dick in hand .

So my guess is ….. he had a blast