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what an annoying food
 
 
could be one of the greatest snacks ever but the struggle to open some of them is to much to deal with
 
 
im done buying them...just going stick to salted shelled peanuts 
 
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I eat the ones I can open and then give the ones I can't, to the dog.


 
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Star do U have teeth or do U just gum them...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by starwink:

I eat the ones I can open and then give the ones I can't, to the dog.


 

i dont have no damn dog - fuck dogs

 

 

so i just try busting them all open and it makes a mess and i eat the shells and it tastes like piss with my beer and everything turns to piss

 

 

 

 
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I have fat tits come over and crack'em open with his fat tits. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Star do U have teeth or do U just gum them...


Do you mean all, most, some or none?  You Easterners are always trying to outwit us common folk. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PGdad:

 

i dont have no damn dog - fuck dogs

I have a 22 pound Min Pin....B nice he's like the Tasmanian Devil....

 

so i just try busting them all open and it makes a mess and i eat the shells and it tastes like piss with my beer and everything turns to piss

 

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Star do U have teeth or do U just gum them...


 

 
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geezus fuck - that dummy ibanez just opened the floodgates with that boot
 
 
 
my god dont make that hurt
 
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Lee is filthy good...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Lee is filthy good...

 

yup...like the announcers indicated right after that ibanez fuckup i started thinking about the holliday rape that opened the gates -usually incidents like that hurt

 
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Pistachios are impossible to put down. I'll sit there and eat a dumtruck load of 'em if it weren't for the shell work.
 
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Put the pointy end of a half shell in the crack and turn it like a key.
 
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Ben Francisco...
 
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Come Hutson Street....3 straight blown saves.....No Way......Not again....
 
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If I were on this game Street would give it up. Fortunately for you shrimpy I'm not.
You'll win.
 
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I need both of these...
 
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Now Godzilla is up......
 
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Get it Shrimp. 
 
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this shit has gottin ugly....
 
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Franklin,Nathan,Papalbon and now Street....4 straight blown saves....U  have got 2 B kiddin me.....
 
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Unreal...just walked back in the house. He actually did blow it.
I'm glad my account is drained.
 
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Jets offense is heating up. 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by shrimp1958:

Franklin,Nathan,Papalbon and now Street....4 straight blown saves....U  have got 2 B kiddin me.....


Shrimp ,

Maybe it's time to bet Football instead...  
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