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anything else on?
 
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Write her a poem, Urkel.  Something like:

Knight to King's Bishop four

I would like to fondle your breasts after I do my chores

I will put my lightsaber away

If for just five minutes you would stay

My motto is "make it so"

Yet I have no idea how to talk to you though

Intergallactic shit is really cool

Hope you don't think that I'm a tool

(that was just off the top of my head, but you get the idea)

 
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If I put my dick in her box Id probably die from pleasure
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JamesTKirk:

If I put my dick in her box Id probably die from pleasure

if you put your dick in any box you would die from pleasure

 
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bet this dude drops every penny he saves on this girl.... yet he has never had sex with her apparenlty. JamesTkirks dick is so small I havent laughed that hard since the day I saw his balls
 
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dudes dick is so small he pisses on his nuts
 
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lol sorry James I dont know why Im messin with ya. Truce bud
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jimmythegreek:

Write her a poem, Urkel.  Something like:

Knight to King's Bishop four

I would like to fondle your breasts after I do my chores

I will put my lightsaber away

If for just five minutes you would stay

My motto is "make it so"

Yet I have no idea how to talk to you though

Intergallactic shit is really cool

Hope you don't think that I'm a tool

(that was just off the top of my head, but you get the idea)

Fuckin' beauty!

 
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Actually my dick is really big and I have fucked like 40 girls in my life
 
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LMAO, that's why you're so pressed over this one.........

 

 
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Im not lying
 
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IS 40 women considered a lot or something?

Ive actually gotten my box in streaks, I'll go months witout getting laid then Ill pound like 20 girls in a month
 
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Space, the final frontier....

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

Her five year mission: to explore strange new worlds.

To seek out new life and new civilizations.  

To boldly go where no man has gone before.
 
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Rosie Palmer....
 
 
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(in a norweigan voice)

Well she tied you to a kitchen chair ... she broke your throne and she cut ya hair... and through her lips she drew the halllelujah

 

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