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@packersbackers

 I've got a couple few things to say about that video, bro.

•One, I bet if I was giving Dylan the biz on that pool table that shit is collapsing. That shit looked cheap as fuck.

•Two, if I was a contestant and saw Dylan win a pool table and a pop-a-shot, ngl, I'd be salty like, "Man, this dude clearly don't even like that stuff."

•Three, I though it was curious to transition into a woman and pick an androgynous male name as your female name, even though asexual naming is popular these days, but it turns out that was his dude name, which takes balls. Which I wonder if Dylan still has.

•Lastly, it's 2023. There has to be some semi-hot to hot dude chicks running around given the advancements in hormone therapy and cosmetic surgery. If you're gonna blow up you're brand, wouldn't you pick an trans person that would have dudes out here like, "I don't know, bro... I'm not saying I would do it. I wouldn't do it, bro. I'm just saying, them tits are kinda popping."

There has to be some semi-hot to hot trans chick out there that we just don't even realize. It seems like all the famous ones still look like dudes.

@StumpTownStu

 If I were to see anyone enter a store with an ax, my first move would be to create distance or get the fuck out.

If I thought I could disable that motherfucker from his/her ax, I'd beat that ass.

Create distance or close it. If I see that, i'm probably leaving the store. There was a woman there though. So I would be in protection mode. Anytime someone has something like a bar, or an axe, they need space to swing. I would try to tussle with that motherfucker. Shwe looked like a handful but even if she got the better of me grappling, she isn't gonna best me enough to then get a swing off with the axe. Hopefully someone is calling the cops in this time.

Anheuser-Busch brings back the Clydesdale to stop massive losses! Here you go!

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They never left. They need to bring back Spuds Mackenzie. That would've been goated.

@undermysac

 Bro, that poor shmuck only went into 7/11 to buy a meat pie! Talk about bad luck. It was like 2 in the morning. I've been in his shoes. Go out with drinks with the fellas. Already probably in trouble with your old lady. You're like, "Fuck it, I need to throw something in my stomach real quick."

That's why he was a little bit slow-witted and ended up catching an axe to the face.

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Every bar/restaurant at the Ozarks in Missouri does not serve bud anymore. My buddy even tried to order one at the strip club, and people laughed at him.

Good Luck 

Now that VP of marketing is “on leave”.  Saw that one coming a mile away.  

While doing research for this post I discovered that MolsonCoors had a big release of Pride Coors to celebrate with G@Y Pride Month and festooned with Rainbows.

Last weekend, I went to a minor league baseball game.  There are 3 Bud Light stations where you can get bottles.  Last year, there was always a line.  This time, no one was buying them.  Everyone I saw drinking a beer (including me) was drinking a draft from a clear cup.  Now maybe, some of those were Bud Light drafts and people chose to do the drafts so they wouldn't be seen drinking out of a Bud Light bottle - not sure.  The 4 people in front of me all got Yuengling.  I ordered a Sam Adams.

Once I saw Fox News was angry about a tranny selling Bud Light, I bought a sixer of Bud Light for the first time in six months because Fox News is full of godless hypocrites. 
If Bud Light is “spitting in the face of every natural woman” by having a tranny in their ads, then the godless hypocrites at Fox are doing the exact same every time they have Caitlin Jenner on. And Caitlin has been on that network for YEARS. 
And where is the outrage to get admitted tranny liar George Santos out of office? 
Now this is sure is some fake manufactured outrage from the nanny state anti-capitalist fascists who want to control free speech from businesses when it suits their interests. 
Support the free market. Be a capitalist, not a godless fascist. Support Bud Light.

I'm sitting here drinking a shitty bud light and I swear, I think it's making me less gay. And my dick has grown a solid inch and half.

Is Michelob trolling with this ad, or does Jimmy have an eye out for the He She People and owes thanks to Dwight Howard for having something on the side at all times 

Trolling how?

Delivery drivers who sell bud products will be getting a $500 bonus this month, and another in July. These drivers are commissioned, so the downturn in sales is starting to hit their pockets.

From what I have heard on the street is that even though it's a nice gesture by budwiser, it's still peanuts to what these guys have lost/will lose in the long run.

Next week for the memorial day weekend, bud will be doing a "buy one get one" deal on all bud light 24 packs, michelob ultra, and Busch lt 30 packs. Via rebate.

Their struggles are real folks.

@sundance

 Introducing

Clydesmales 

@Sidehatch

cool story.    ill pass 

Was at my best friend's a few days ago. We were polishing off the leftover beers from his twins' first V-Day. So he's got some bud lights. And I'm talking about this whole hoopla and how how cheap bud light is because of it. This dude hadn't even heard anything about any of this mess. He has bought some good beers but wanted some cheap beers to fill out the supply. He goes to the store are sees 30 packs for like 17 bucks, which is is the range of essentially 2 for 1 prices. He just figured it was a really good deal because memorial day is coming. Love that dude.

Bud lite, and Budweiser proper for that matter, really is shitty beer though. It's so bad. We're both IPA drinkers but we're dudes and weren't about to leave any beers behind.

I serve on a local committee that puts together a large street festival every year.  Over 3 days, we get about 150k people.  All of our beer vendors specifically asked their distributors not to provide any Anheuser Busch products because they didn't want their employees getting harassed about it.  I spoke with a few of our other vendors who do the festival circuit and they said they haven't seen any Anheuser Busch products at any of the festivals since the middle of April.  I also attended a charity golf tournament 2 weeks ago that was held at a semi-private club.  They no longer carry or serve any Bud beers, but they did have other AB InBev products like Corona and Stella Artois.

All jokes aside, this whole thing is ridiculous.