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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

you really should shut yer mouth my man...I'd rather take a bath in lighter fluid then live in Zambia...let alone make fun of someone when you piss in the same water you drink and cook with ...


Did you play left field in little league? Because that if where you are coming from. No idea what you are talking about or taking offense to.

Me and my boy Proto have hope and will make out just fine. Not sure why this upsets you so much.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Mike I think slikstik deserves a break here.  Nobody is perfect and he just invited me to a tropical paradise.  Wait a minute slik you do play for the right team right?  My luck would be to get down there and get the bozak from this guy I only know electronically.  silk how would you describe your sexual orientation, straight, by, or person??????
they call him sticky fingers at the bath house...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Mike I think slikstik deserves a break here.  Nobody is perfect and he just invited me to a tropical paradise.  Wait a minute slik you do play for the right team right?  My luck would be to get down there and get the bozak from this guy I only know electronically.  silk how would you describe your sexual orientation, straight, by, or person??????


Definitely play for the home team Prote. Right now I'm in a bit of a rut though with the ladies due to financial situation. Hard to be confident with the ladies when you've got a ratty car and apartment. In fact, good looking girl said hi to me today and I just walked right by her and said nothing.

This is only temporary though Prote. I've been taking the correct measures to better my situation and I will find a solid woman soon.

Still feel great though Prote. Can't dwell on the minor issues. Just have to be happy at the moment and know great things are in our future.

Not even trying
 
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dude, you get down to africa and you see a bunch of oompa loompa lookin people, one comes up to you,  and you go back to the room/hut and start gettin it on.  the problem is with oompas that you cant tell the damn sex apart and you're hot and heavy before you reach down and find out which kind you got.  well you've traveled all the way to zambia and you have your own little oompa spinner ready and its a freakin dude with aids.  but he has 30 K and a little dick....do you follow through and lay down the man mustard, grab the coin and run back home or just curl up in a ball and cry at the great injustice of gambling, poverty and androgenous hiv+ oompa loompas
 
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Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:



Definitely play for the home team Prote. Right now I'm in a bit of a rut though with the ladies due to financial situation. Hard to be confident with the ladies when you've got a ratty car and apartment. In fact, good looking girl said hi to me today and I just walked right by her and said nothing.

This is only temporary though Prote. I've been taking the correct measures to better my situation and I will find a solid woman soon.

Still feel great though Prote. Can't dwell on the minor issues. Just have to be happy at the moment and know great things are in our future.

Not even trying

Human trafficking?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Guys reluctantly I am back it's like I'm drawn to this freaking place.  I lost it all in the casino.  Been on the couch for days not moving refusing to speak.  I do get out once a day to buy doughnuts.  If I am going to rot and die I might as well eat jelly doughnuts.  After I got the doughnuts I sat in my car in the parking lot and watched squirrels in the trees for about 3 hours.  So that is what I do now.  The highlight of my days are doughnuts and watching the squirrels.  It fuking sucks.

I just need some gambling money.  I can't stand it when I am broke.  I hate myself.  I find myself thinking about 90% of the day, thinking about being able to travel in time to the future and come back to the present day.  How I would manage my money and how I would have to lose to trick the books into thinking I'm not traveling in time to beat them.

It's taken a few days but now I am able to put together small positive thoughts.  I think of days gone by, all the pretty girls that I fall in love with daily on my trip to the doughnut shop.  What if I dressed in a pastel colored top and rolled around the hill full of flowers, would that impress them?  Only time will tell.

Don't know what you got till it's gone

Tell me you're at least eating Krispy Kreme donuts?  Goddamn those are some good donuts.  Keep an eye out for the strawberry shortcake.  That shit will turn any bad day good.  Have you tried beating your wife to quell your angst?  Perhaps some unhealthy aggression is what you need.  Go home and kick her in the teeth and yell "Michael Paul" while you do so.  She won't understand, but Michael Paul might get a hard-on if he knew this was going on.  And quit eating at Toxic Hell for Christ sake.  I've already told you to stay away from that shit

 
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Whats happening is the Slikster is trying to woo Proto away from Mikee..... and hes getting mad....... theres gonna be a ole style shankin pretty soon.

 
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everyone wants to shoot dirt Proto.  you have invented a new jargon for the ages.  from Africa to America, everyone will be shooting dirt Proto.  you are the star, Proto.  don't go to Africa.  The lions will eat you!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ShadowWarrior:

everyone wants to shoot dirt Proto.  you have invented a new jargon for the ages.  from Africa to America, everyone will be shooting dirt Proto.  you are the star, Proto.  don't go to Africa.  The lions will eat you!!

I won't say any names (though it should be obvious) but there are several individuals in this thread looking to shoot more than dirt with Proto

 
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Posted: #236
Quote Originally Posted by JohnAlz:

I won't say any names (though it should be obvious) but there are several individuals in this thread looking to shoot more than dirt with Proto



Grow up man. Men are trying to shoot the dirt here. Sigmund Freud could explain why you finding gay around every corner if you look hard enough.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

keep hitting the pipe...the gambling losses wont mean a thing when you flakes are stoned and the wife is out banging her boyfriend...

 

kool RSI bro

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Guys reluctantly I am back it's like I'm drawn to this freaking place.  I lost it all in the casino.  Been on the couch for days not moving refusing to speak.  I do get out once a day to buy doughnuts.  If I am going to rot and die I might as well eat jelly doughnuts.  After I got the doughnuts I sat in my car in the parking lot and watched squirrels in the trees for about 3 hours.  So that is what I do now.  The highlight of my days are doughnuts and watching the squirrels.  It fuking sucks.

I just need some gambling money.  I can't stand it when I am broke.  I hate myself.  I find myself thinking about 90% of the day, thinking about being able to travel in time to the future and come back to the present day.  How I would manage my money and how I would have to lose to trick the books into thinking I'm not traveling in time to beat them.

It's taken a few days but now I am able to put together small positive thoughts.  I think of days gone by, all the pretty girls that I fall in love with daily on my trip to the doughnut shop.  What if I dressed in a pastel colored top and rolled around the hill full of flowers, would that impress them?  Only time will tell.

Don't know what you got till it's gone

 

Hey Im no expert but its def worth a shot. I did that one time and had sex with 2 woman and a strong older gentlmen about 50 years old

 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

dude, you get down to africa and you see a bunch of oompa loompa lookin people, one comes up to you,  and you go back to the room/hut and start gettin it on.  the problem is with oompas that you cant tell the damn sex apart and you're hot and heavy before you reach down and find out which kind you got.  well you've traveled all the way to zambia and you have your own little oompa spinner ready and its a freakin dude with aids.  but he has 30 K and a little dick....do you follow through and lay down the man mustard, grab the coin and run back home or just curl up in a ball and cry at the great injustice of gambling, poverty and androgenous hiv+ oompa loompas

 

two crackheads...a hut dweller ...hawain shit-stains...and a guy that wants to suck michael jordans prick...what collection of pure fn garbage...

 
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Put a thumbs up if you honestly think Michael Paul hurts the integrity of Protos threads
 
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Quote Originally Posted by drJ:

dude, you get down to africa and you see a bunch of oompa loompa lookin people, one comes up to you,  and you go back to the room/hut and start gettin it on.  the problem is with oompas that you cant tell the damn sex apart and you're hot and heavy before you reach down and find out which kind you got.  well you've traveled all the way to zambia and you have your own little oompa spinner ready and its a freakin dude with aids.  but he has 30 K and a little dick....do you follow through and lay down the man mustard, grab the coin and run back home or just curl up in a ball and cry at the great injustice of gambling, poverty and androgenous hiv+ oompa loompas

Sick Fuck

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

Put a thumbs up if you honestly think Michael Paul hurts the integrity of Protos threads

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post some more popcorn ...most useless bag of shit on this site ever...

 

 
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hey Ilosebets...is that you between yer avatar boyfriend's legs...it look like yer hurting him...just saying...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Mike I think slikstik deserves a break here.  Nobody is perfect and he just invited me to a tropical paradise.  Wait a minute slik you do play for the right team right?  My luck would be to get down there and get the bozak from this guy I only know electronically.  silk how would you describe your sexual orientation, straight, by, or person??????
all of the above...
 
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You know Mike, I was really starting to think you cared about Proto, just shootin dirt and all. Let's not take offense so quickly,and turn to angry name calling. This is PROTO's thread after all, his one place to escape and get away from reality. Let him have his space without all of the extra hostility. He's having a hard enough time as it is without all of the added background noise this level of hostility may be creating in his thread. Not to mention, his selection of tunes alone should grant him that luxury. 
 
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Cinderella......

Taco Bell...... 

Donuts........    

 

one love... my brother.... one love

 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

hey Ilosebets...is that you between yer avatar boyfriend's legs...it look like yer hurting him...just saying...

 

lol at him really thinkin he made a funny. You an tell he really thinks he came up with something clever since he bolded it

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

 

two crackheads...a hut dweller ...hawain shit-stains...and a guy that wants to suck michael jordans prick...what collection of pure fn garbage...

I might be offended if you didn't spell like a 4 year old, but I can understand your anger issues.  Let me help you H-A-W-A-I-I-A-N.  It's not that difficult, yet you've misspelled the word multiple times.

As far as MJ goes.  I grew up watching the guy and he's a fucking legend.  Once again, I might be offended, but your avatar is some fantasy shit from a terrible movie that skews history.  I tried watching 300, but between a flute playing goat, and Xerxes being portrayed as a booty bandit, I just couldn't do it.  However, it does seem like your kind of film.  Don't let me interrupt your dick riding of Proto though.  Carry on

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