Part Sechs of You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

President Donald Trump said Sunday he’s postponed his plan to throw out the opening day pitch at a New York Yankee game next month, extending his run as the only modern president to not take part in the longstanding tradition..nevertheless it's a good sign that the Yankees gave President Trump the honor

The president cited his “strong focus” on the coronavirus pandemic and the economy as reasons for the delay ..

Do the important stuff first Mr.President......

"Because of my abdication of duties regarding the virus including scheduling golf on my properties,I won't be able to be in NYC to throw out the first pitch because without a crowd it's easier to hear the boos. I should be getting used to empty stadiums."

"It doesn't matter if 1,000 Americans are dying each day or that hurricanes were bearing down on Texas & Hawaii, I couldn't pass up a chance to golf with  Brett Favre. I heard Lindsey Graham & Mike Pence were upset they missed a chance to meet another Packer."

"People are saying that instead of throwing out the fist pitch, I'll be throwing out Pence and bringing Nikki in from the bullpen. I also plan to throw a Hail Mary at the Giants opener."

"They wanted to give me a ramp to the pitcher's mound. I don't like ramps!"

"Actually, I'd rather throw out the First Amendment."

You Can't Make This Stuff Up.

I don't know .....you are doing a pretty good job of it..

Seattle radio host and Twitter-based criminal defense advocate Paul Gallant "dunked" on President Donald Trump last month by denying that the riots are violent, then the radio host was scored on by rioters who set fire to his apartment. Now he's taking up arms.

Last night, Gallant had a sudden change of heart towards the "peaceful protestors" when he came home to his apartment complex vandalized. He found the Starbucks underneath torched with graffiti plastered on the storefront. Cops told residents to stay away in case of explosives inside.

He's was defending these criminals before but he's "really angry right now.'"...............lol

President Trump's only comment today on Robert O'Brien testing positive was that he hasn't seen him lately, which some found odd given he's the national security adviser. Our report from the White House.

Haven't see him lately??

Get off the golf course you fraud!

Pence, speaking in Miami: “Some day, we’ll put this coronavirus in the past."

And this guy is head of the Task Force???

Melania announced her plan to renovate the WH Rose Garden.

It should be easy to grow plants considering how much bullshit her husband has spewed there.

Stunning!

Here's a few more priceless gems:

"Science is pretty clear on this so
we are not going by science to mandate schools to reopen."
                                                    -- Kayleigh McEnany


"I have yet to see the book,
but it is a book of falsehoods,”   -- Kayleigh McEnany



"the word 'good' can't be use in front of 'republican' "
                                                     -- SarasotaSlim, July 19, 2020

I wonder which Starbuck's it is. Obviously there's a fuck ton of them in that city. People line up to go to the original and every time i've seen it I can't help but think, "It's just a freakin' Starbuck's. It's not Mount Vernon." Whatever though. I've had atleast one drink a year at the bar in which Jack London used to drink, and do his homework as a child, atleast one a year since I was 18.

"the word 'good' can't be use in front of 'republican' .....if the Republican is Colin Powell ( as was used by KellM in a sentence)

                  
                                                                                        ~ SarasotaSlim, July 19, 2020

Colin Powell voted for Barack Obama twice and has now endorsed Joe Biden.."Good Republican" can never be used in conjunction to Gen Powell.......in front of his name ........................ever.

                                                                                            ~Sarasota Slim July 27,2020

I like that. 

Don Jr has been suspended from twitter for spreading misleading and potentially harmful information re: the covid virus.

I hear it was temporarily blocked suspending some account features...

Don Jr. retweeted the 'Front Line Doctors Speak Out ON COVID Cures and Misinformation' video. The doctors share the positive results they've had using Hydroxychloroquine, Azithromycin and Zinc. 

Exactly. Nothing but lies, hence the Twitter suspension. 

Have you watched the video?

Fake News. No thanks. Take that suspension with you. 

Misinformation coming from someone in the trump bubble ? 

Say it aint so 

found? This doctor fits all your liberal views - Black, educated, female doctor and you simply dismiss her opinion, You are an ignorant person, PERIOD! 

Trump’s New Favorite COVID Doctor
Believes in Alien DNA, Demon Sperm

A Houston doctor who praises hydroxychloroquine and says that
masks aren’t necessary to stop transmission of the coronavirus
has become a star on the right-wing internet.

Donald Trump Jr. declared the video of Dr. Stella Immanuel a
“must watch,” while Donald Trump himself retweeted the video.

Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical
expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims
Immanuel has made - including ones about alien DNA
and the physical effects of having sex with witches and
demons in your dreams.

Immanuel, a pediatrician and religious minister, has a history
of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues.
She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts
and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in
their dreams with demons and witches.

She alleges alien DNA is currently used in medical treatments,
and that scientists are cooking up a vaccine to prevent people
from being religious.

And, despite appearing in Washington to lobby Congress on
Monday, she has said that the government is run in part
not by humans but by “reptilians” and other aliens.
Source: https://tinyurl.com/y4aznobm

Additionally she says Hydroxychloroquine *is* a "cure" for covid, so masks are NOT needed.

The cure is not Hydroxychloroquine, which has already been proven. You believe in a doctor that believes in demon sperm, and alien DNA? Yet, I am showing my ignorance??? You radical righties are too ridiculous to even take seriously.

I'm not a liberal but my first cousin is all of these things- Black, educated, female doctor- and she wouldn't make any of these claims. No responsible doctor would. She's a pediatrician, not an infectious disease expert. She's not on a board performing clinical trials. She would have no way of knowing this stuff. Nor does the doctor in this video. What she has told me, and this was months ago, is that it is very real. As far as this cocktail, i'm sure it has worked for some. I know people who have beat it with rest but it is very dangerous for an MD to be making such claims. I am shocked that they are even licensed and practicing.

There's demon sperm alright ..a guy I know who just lurks in this forum once in awhile told me ...if there wasn't demon sperm many of the people in this forum wouldn't have been born..