The Joe Biden Diary

@UNIMAN

 That "Hunter Biden got high" video almost at 500K views in a few days. Dang!

@UNIMAN

Lyrics are sooo funny to "Hunter Got High" and sooo true.

 [Intro]
[*Coughing*]
Shout out to Baste Records (Hey, yeah, la-da-da)
Hey, Hunter (La-da-da-da)
Roll another one of those congressional blunts, brotha (La-da-da-da)

[Verse 1]
He was gonna get his laptop fixed, but Hunter got high (Ooh)
He wasn't gonna show all them dick pics, but hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He shoulda let Hillary bleach the whole hard drive
But Hunter got high (Hey), Hunter got high, Hunter got high

[Verse 2]
He wasn't gonna mess with the hoes, but Hunter got high (Oh)
He was gonna take 'em all out on a boat, but Hunter got high
He's the smartest man Joe's ever kn?w in his life
Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunt?r got high (La-da-da-da)

[Verse 3]
He was gonna go visit his dad, but Hunter got high (Ooh)
He thought he had a secret stash, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
The White House got shut down, we all know why (Come on, man, yeah)
Hunter got High, Hunter got High, Hunter got High

[Verse 4]
He never could paint worth a f@ck, Hunter got high (Ooh)
Now he gets a half a mill and up, "Damn, that's high" (That's higher [?])
Biden never use to start with B-U-Y
Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high

[Verse 5]
Ukraine wasn't part of the plan, till Hunter got high (Ooh)
China wasn't that big of a fan, till Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He wasn't gonna split it all, with the old big guy (Come on, man, yeah)
'But Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high

[Verse 6]
He wasn't gonna go to court, but hunter got high (Ooh)
He'd never been indicted before, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
His attorney's out smokin' a bowl, and we all know why (Why, man? Yeah)
'Cause Hunter got high (Hey), Hunter got high (Yeah), Hunter got high

[Verse 7]
He was making 80 G's a month (Ooh), but Hunter got high (Ooh, whoa, ooh)
On a job brotha ain't never done, Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
He got more LLC's than John Gotti's ex-wife (Yeah)
'Cause Hunter got high ([?]), Hunter got high, Hunter got high ([?])

[Verse 8]
His cousin never was a pimp, till Hunter got high
He had the best friends money could rent, but Hunter got high (La-da-da-da)
Just imagine if he wasn't rich, and so damn white (Yeah)
The cops would raid his house, eat his lemon pound cake
Disconnect his cameras and steal his money

[Outro]
[*Coughing*]
Ooh, hey, yeah
La-da-da-da

Please take a good look at Logan Airport, Boston inside the link below. Did TSA make sure they took off their shoes? Liberalism brought this mess to you along with the coveted booster!

Juanita Broaddrick on X: "Illegals at Boston Logan Airport. This is Biden’s America. Disgusting ! https://t.co/yPcPcu6Zzv" / X (twitter.com)

@witswits

 Bump - well played.

@cdog8043

 Cannot help laughing at that catchy "Hunter Got high" toon. Will be a election video to remember. 

I for one would love to see Biden and Trump forgo the anticipated and yet to be scheduled debate and instead rap battle each other .

I just know that Joe would go with that line that Eminem said to Lotto in 8 Mile about Donald’s button up shirt screaming “ I Don’t Fit You “

he just seems like the type .

While Melania in the crowd and The Donald on the stage exchange middle fingers afterwards because he found out that she slept with one of his Secret Service agents when he was President but “ it’s all good “ cuz they found mad respect for each other during the whole process .

@spockgato

 you have it all wrong, Melania has her bits eaten out by Hilary.  She still has some access to the WH.  trivial 

Hillary a straight beast yo . No doubt . She’s got that “ inner killer “ in her , and by that I don’t mean literally . I’m just talking about that warrior mentality that she has , like Kobe Bryant had .

She could for sure bite into a metal can of beans if it was necessary . If hunger struck her to a certain degree and she didn’t have a can opener of course . But she lost to DT because she got too smarmy and overconfident , and it dragged her into the muck where she shouldn’t have gone . But yeah she’d nibble on them kibbles and bits .

she probably even got down like that at Epstein’s island with Bill’s encouragement is my best guess , but that’s just speculation of course with no hard evidence backing it .

@spockgato

 You looking for hard evidence on Epstein island

Technically no or yes depending on how crazy I want to make this conversation . But that doesn’t really answer much now does it ? But who the hell cares right ?

Cuz what I just done did is 3 golf strokes plus one more so that’s par for the course as far as I’m concerned .

Cuz we’re only going one round anyway in this forum bubby cuz can’t nothin’ grow around here ya feel me ?

Not enough sunlight , and them dark shadows got me miffed , like why that time Angelique turned me down for prom and went with Bobby “ The Tre “ instead …..

when my mic skills were masterfully more advanced ya dig ?

At least her little sister had a good time with me though , and what a short dress she wore , had most of that thing off before the limo driver hit the automatic door locks partner 

So far this year Biden has made 148 gaffes that the Whitehouse has had to correct. 

Would wager he goes in the bunker anytime now. He should!

@UNIMAN

Wonder how many cannibals entered at our southern border since Biden opened it wide open? 

Pause...

Now Biden calls Japan "xenophobic" along with China, Russia, and India. 

F-ing idiot. 

Japan's House of Councilors member and leader of the right-wing populist Sansei Party Sohei Kamiya was more direct, writing that U.S. "failures" caused by immigration contribute to Japan's hesitance to embrace similar practices.

"It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs."

@UNIMAN

They really need to have Biden rehearse over and over the simple reading of the teleprompter. He is having difficulty just day to day now and it is sad to watch or why they are allowing him on any stage. 

Shame on you Doctor Jill and DC for letting this continue.

His diary will not have a good ending to his Presidency. Worst rating in the 70 years of polling.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1786944831203258438

what is Joe doing here ? Jill knows... 

at least its not in front of the Pope like back then in the Vatican ... 

  So sad though really 

Biden handed out "Presidential freedom of medals"  

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1786518147371065566?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1786518283140624484%7Ctwgr%5Edec45df032068958ea0294eb6cf681f0f2b43187%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fpolitical%2Fbiden-spends-all-afternoon-awarding-medals-other-democrats

@UNIMAN

The U.S. will have no choice soon and have to use the twenty-fifth amendment as everyone can see how bad it is. The thing that should worry everyone is the fact all those Countries that hate us can see how truly bad Biden's mental state is.

Allow giggles in for a few months and hope and pray we get to Nov. 5th without any additional wars or worse.

Here he goes again.........

Totally made up BS. 

Here is his other BS Green Bay story from 2021; 

went to a Catholic boys school in Claymont, Delaware, taught by an order of priests called the Norbertines,' he told WJMT back then. 'The Norbertines had their Abbey house in DePere.

'Every Sunday the Packers won, the headmaster ... Father Justin E. Diny would get on PA system and say, "Gentlemen no last period today."

'He made everyone of us Packers fans. Besides I'm fearful I'll go to hell if I don't root for the Packers. Father Diny may come back. I can't go against Father Diny. He'll come out of his grave if he knew I was rooting for anybody else.'

He’s hokey than a motherfucker man . Straight skibbidy with the gyat on the rizzla no doubt . Plus he’s a liar too . Yo if the peeps out there that hang on the left wanna do the two step and dance with this bag of old rickety bones then thats on them .

But when homeboy finishes the jig and he’s lying there on the dance floor like the opposite of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever and not looking cool as a morherfucker plus writhing in pain and looking like a potato chip bag that got crushed inside the pallet box during transit than you better call the doctor cuz somethin’ a little more severe than osteoporosis happened .

their one caveat to not bash this relic from ancient times past is that Trump is like the ultimate asshole born from the depths of soulless egomaniac monsters in hell , so they’ll just ride this old pony till his legs buckle and falter and then they’ll do that shit to him that they did to Old Yeller back behind the barn so nobody can see .

it’s trump hate not Biden love that gets these guys to wave his flag . Believe it .

Biden says that “inflation was 9% when I came into office!”

That is a blatant lie. When Biden took office, inflation was 1.4%. It peaked at 9.1% in June 2022, 18 months into his term.

Then, he blamed it on “Putin’s Price Hike”.

CNN interview............  https://twitter.com/Geiger_Capital/status/1788344670050812232