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Biggest concern for me has to be sliding Misi to mlb.

No way that happens. 10 mil salary.12 mil salary cap hit. Manti teo will come out the closet before this happens....

Great read. Exceptional in depth stats, knowledge, etc. Agree with just about everything said. Cant stress enough how this has to be the year for us. Been way too long. I also see 10 -6 , 2 important additional stats that I have, 3-1 and 6-2. Meaning, we must go 3-1 at worst in our first 4 games that btw are winnable.

week 1 New england- you beat belichick with the element of surprise, nothing that hes seen before or has had time to study and/ or prepare. Think back to 2008 with the debut of the wildcat. I see a very vanilla preseason in terms of new oc bill lazors playcalling with all eyes on week 1 and staying healthy. Winnable grind out game nonetheless.

Week 2 at Buffalo. Traditionally struggle in our annual trip to western ny. However, this has the makings of a fins w. No cold weather, we catch a good but young buffalo team that will still be jelling, and revenge from that slop the last time we were there.

week 3 K.C - Another grind out type of game, LT Albert will definitely help out our D with knowledge of personnel, tendencies, etc. Also, bill lazor coached against KC last year in week 2, expect a favorable result for miami with kc expected to be down this year.

week 4 Oakland in london- a must win. Why? We cant afford a hiccup or a sloppy performance. Either way, winnable game to close out the month 3-1 at worst going into the bye week.

Finally, 6-2. We must at worst go 6-2 in our division games to be in contention for the wildcard, that is certainly within reach with the caliber of talent we have.

Fantasy note- I dont play, Ive always said fantasy football is for chicks that wear jerseys and men that are afraid to lay 11/10. However if I did, Tannenhill is poised for big numbers in this offense, that you could probably get late in most drafts.

Go fins, BOL

Suarez deserves a lifetime ban. The quickest way to a pro athletes heart is through his wallet.

Agreed badlands. Krul did aquit himself exceptionally well during the pk's. However, its his idiotic acts that everyone is talking about and its undermining the overall team performance up to this point. The Dutch are championship worthy and lasting image up to this point has been a big goofy fake toughguy goalkeeper sizing up other players before a penalty with a referee in the middle, yelling, jumping, pointing fingers trying to test the manhood of opponents.

Did I say 2-0?? The only thing I got wrong was the final score

Good analysis Ktrain. I agree with everything you said. However, after seeing every single Argentina and Holand match, I cant see Argentina getting within 2 goals of them. There too deep, disciplined, and in sync and will limit Messi. The only chance I see is with Holland. I see them exploiting wing back Boetang with Robben to set up attacking goal scoring opportunities in the bottom third. Nonetheless, Germany beats either one

You dont have to " be there before " to its purest literary form to remain professional and display those types of unnecessary shennanigans. Its a figure of speech you under educated degenerate.

Cheers

Don't see Scolari's tactics to offset the absences of Neymar and Silva to be enough to defeat a well oiled machine will championship mettle that is Germany.
What I do see is a lot of defending with extra midfielders, motivation from the crowd, and counter attacking with hopes of a set piece or a German miscue that wont happen.
Lets face it, Brasil is a name that strikes fear , but this version is average at best. Their championship aspirations came crumbling down with Neymars back.

Absolute jackass, act like youve been there before. No place in our sport for tools like Krul. Makes the entire squad look classless

This game seems to iffy, if the number s r ems to good to be true, then it probably is, I would pass.....

however, unload on Arg/ Beligium 1st half tie it pays 1/1.
Argentina typically feels out there opponent in the 1st half while Beligium will put their best effort in the 1st half, as I see them wearing down in the 2nd half in the sun and after playing over 120 mins against the US on Tuesday

The L.V.H has released there best prop bet for week 1!!!!

Over /under for "train's" asshole getting stretched out on opening day is set at 2.5
inches!!!! Moneyline plays are "yes" -690 , and "no" +500

Sources also confirm that he prefers doggystyle...so they can both watch the ballgame.....

Love the niner pick, the way last season ended, in addition to a few new pieces on offense, Kaps new contract eager to prove hes worth the investment, Dallas new D coordinator coupled with the loss of Sean Lee, I think they pound the boys, 31-17.

Your steeler play is iffy, I know they've retooled some positions, but there D is old, on the contrary, Horton 's cleveland D will be much improved. I can see a backdoor cover by the browns.

Agree with your new orleans pick, and wouldnt be suprised if denver wins by double digits.

GL

Train,

I dont know if you've heard, but your Facebook friend request to Greg Louganis has not been accepted. However, the the requests to Rudy Galindo, Richard Simmons, and Charles Nelson Reilly have.

Sincerly,

Facebook Customer Relations

Thank you for contacting the law offices of miami 2014. We are currently unavailable, but if you may please leave your name, number, and reason for calling, we will have the big boss respond to you as soon as possible, thank you!! ( at the tone leave your message,...beeeeep)...

Yea hi this jimmydean with a "d", you know, the sausage guy (name)
I dont have a callback number but he can reach me at jimmylovessausage@msam.com. (callback info)
I need to speak to the big boss asap because nobody else will come out and play with me and was wondering if he could. (Reason)

2 weeks later....

Jim- bo, its your boss, hows it going pal? I like to reiterate that I am not a homosexual nor do I have these whips, strap-ons, and handcuffs that you speak of. If this I an emergency, hang up and dial 9-1-1.

Can somebody else come out and play with this lil boy???....

This show is hosted by a dude named Demi Lovato I mean, Darin Notaro that goes by the pseudonym " Steve Stevens". I just finished my 1st (and last) episode and while I love entertainment, this show just demonstrates how idiotic people/ bettors can be.
He runs a sports consultation company, and works on commision that charges 50 % on winning bets that he "sells you".Yet loses nothing when you lose. People!! Wow! Basic math, ANY game, on any day, has a 50 % chance of covering. So, that means you would have to win over 67 % of your games just to balance out your risk/ reward ratio!!!!!.... Listen, im all for people making money, but cmon peeps dont let this or any guy capitalize on your ignorance or lack of knowledge. Do your own handicapping and live with YOUR results. After all, its your hard earned money not thiers at risk.

Now, I understandably realize this is a new era in social media, but how many of you out there have gotten emails, texts, voice mails, phone calls from the plethora of idiotic " salesmen with absolute blowout winners"?? Dont buy the hype!!! Tell em suck a cack and keep it movin. Tell you what. Better yet, tell em this: hey bud, I have a business proposition for you. Im the best coin flipper in the world!!!You can bet your bottom dollar theres nobody better, I will only charge 50 % commision when it lands on my absolute lock of the decade, deal???

Dad is that you? This is comedy central!!! Entertainment at its purest form...geeeezz, where should I start?? Let me put you in your place ( again and for all ) and destroy any cred that your argument, (that btw took you 2 long days to ponder, spell check, and re-write like 3 times) states....I never knew I was banned. When did this happen? Really? I had to create a new persona?Wow? Really ? When? Headscratcher. What " friends" do you speak of?? Im a 1 man army. "Nobody cares about what you or anything being said"? Really ? Yet every word and post has been dissected, counted and responded. Wouldnt this form of flattery be considered " caring" at the very least?
You see rooks, im a grizzly vet, been there done that. The Skip Bayless of covers.com if you will, ill get your blood boiling, hit a raw nerve, take you out of your comfort zone, and most importantly, knock that geeky smile of your face and have you attempting personal shots because your trapped in a corner. This is opinionated ENTERTAINMENT nothing more or less. In the words of the Donald, you're both fired. Heres your severence.

NFL WEEK 1

SF-3 ( buy the hook to- 2.5)
Den -6.5

Peace

LOL!!!!!!she bit!!!! When the big cat is away, the mice will play... Can someone tell this chump to remove the pillow outta his mouth as he dissects every sentence from the great MIAMI2014 !!!????....
On a brighter more serious note, any college lit profs out there? Better yet, any 2nd grade english teachers out there??, there seems to be an ongoing issue with some of these tools from this particular forum, if huked on foniks wurked for jimmybean, then is there any hope for BWS??
your thoughts???....

And the winner for "excessive down time" is.......BWS!!!!!!! Ladies, gents and all the good knowledgeable people of covers.com, my apologies. This back and forth with these 2 known commodities, jimmyb, and his lover BWS has gotten derailed and out of hand. What id like to offer is a truce, no more sexual enuendos, remarks, and below the belt insults. Finally, we can get back to whats really important like typos and Micheal Sam.

Fair enough?

Part II of the Tool Express has checked in ladies n gents!!! Its none other than BWS!!
Can we get a drumroll please..."auto correct"?? WTF??!! is this guy sending out smokescreens or does BWS stand for " bonding with sam"?? Hey bud, apparently where your from GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED is spelled differently, but I find it odd that according to the rest of the western hemisphere, I have it correct...

ABSOLUTE TOOL, LMAO!!!!