TruckerWithAids

A spider monkey could do that by smearing his poop with his fingers on random-colored coconuts.

Actually, it was like one dream, but it ran through multiple scenarios.  It involved his pregame entrance dance.  In one scene, he danced on top of the dead body of the man that he and his friends murdered.  In another, he had deer antlers growing out the top of his helmet as he danced.  And, in yet another, he was encircled by all the children he fathered, along with all the respective multiple mothers.  They were all mostly doing the same dance, except a couple of the kids were just popping and locking.

It is sickening to read a bunch of you young kids on here supporting this whole "it's Ray's destiny" angle.  He's about as big a piece of black garbage to ever be given the opportunity to put on an NFL uniform and collect millions of dollars for being a complete fraud. 

The only saving grace is that he will file for bankruptcy within 3 years, just like 80% of the rest of these street monkeys.

Oh, BAL +4, here.

ATL ML +190 - 2 UNITS (2 months medication $)

Kaepernick U55.5 Rush YDS - .5 UNITS (crack ho blowjay and trip to Dollar Menu $)

J Rodgers Rush+Rec YDS O55.5 - .5 UNITS (crack ho blowjay and trip to Dollar Menu $)

ATL WINS by 11-13 +1400 - .2 UNITS (crack ho handy and 1 scratch off $)

I'll be watching the game at The Leisurely Lucky Lady Lounge in Beaumont, TX if anybody wants to hook up.  First round is on me (draft beer only, no kooky, expensive shots or anything).

I just started using this book in November.  After hearing some of the horror stories in here, I figured I should make a small withdrawal in order to gauge their process/turnaround time.

I used their live chat exclusively throughout the process.  I emailed credit card verification information Monday afternoon, verified they received it Tuesday afternoon and requested a Money Gram payout.  This morning, I verified the payout and received the control number and picked up my money at lunch time. 

Total turnaround of less than 48 hours, and the live chat operators couldn't have been any more professional and helpful.

A+

There is; It's called a calculator.  I flat bet 2% of my bankroll on all bets.  No variance, no parlays, no teasers.  This is what finally took me from being a gambler to making consistent profits, month after month, for the past two years.

I disagree to an extent.  I see SF going with a very balnced, slighlty conservative approach for 2 reasons.  Obviously, they want to avoid a shootout and keep the ball out of Rodger's hands as much as possible.  Also, Frank Gore will run the ball effectively against that GB D which, although healthier, is still vulnerable.  

SF has pretty much only had difficulty in the second half of the season against teams with a strong run defense (STL, SEA, and HOU).  GB is not at that level.  Adrian Peterson ran all over them twice, and was held to 100 yards last week only because there was no QB threat. 

Kaepernick will succeed through play-action passing, and his feet, after the run is established as the focal point of the offense.  SF is rested, they are fundamentally sound on both sides of the ball, and have an edge in coaching IMO.  I see a 27-17 type game.

I hope I win this bet, because I need my meds, but then again, I also like having my junk licked on.  I figure if I go 3-1, I'll probably have my cake and eat it too, so to speak.

Posted record 2-0

Here are my plays for the divisional round this weekend. If I lose, I will probably die, or at best, just not get laid for a while. I'll be watching the games this weekend on a stopover in Pocatello, Idaho. If anybody wants to, you can catch up with me there at Chubby's Sports Bar/gas station to watch the games and hang out. First round is on me (draft only).

SF -2.5  Wagering a month's worth of medication money - TOP PLAY

ATL -2.5  Wagering enough to pay a hot hooker for an Around-The-World (buttfucking, toe sucking, I dress like a pilot, everything. She will be smoking hot like at least a 6)

DEN -9  Wagering trashy crack person blow job money

HOU +10 (bought 1/2)  Wagering tranny blow job money

Best of luck, friends. 

humorous

Minn +14.5

I'm haulin' 1000 cases of Tebow bobbleheads to Jacksonville where they expect to sell them after the Jags sign Tebow.  Actually, to call them bobbleheads is inaccurate.  His head doesn't bobble, but he's holding a Bible in one hand and a clipboard in the other.  They both bobble, but that's beside the point.

I bet the whole truck load vs $5000 with my boy Stinky.  I have a backup plan, though.  If I loose, I'm continuing straight down Rt 1 until I run this bittch into the Titanic, about 100 feet under the Atlantic.  I'll tell my boss the truck got lifted while I was eating at Waffle House or something.

Anyway, I'm certain I'll take the cash, so no need to drive through Miami wearing scuba gear and floaties.

10-4

I was on a route from Baltimore to Orlando yesterday, and I picked up a hitcher.  Dude ended up telling me a story about how he was the nephew of Frank Beamer.  I wouldn't have believed him, but he had one of those big chunks of ham hanging off his face just like his uncle.

Well, he continues to tell me that his uncle knows he is a degenerate gambler, so he tipped him off that VT would win.  He even gave him a final of 23-21.  Sounded like a hot tip until this cat admitted that it was all just a dream he had just had while sleeping under a bridge.  BUT, he really was the estranged nephew of Frank Beamer, oddly enough.

To make matters more interesting, I wake up all of a sudden in the back of my rig at a truck stop in Macon, GA.  You see, it turns out I was having a dream about Frank Beamers nephew having a dream about inside info on a VT cover.

I don't know about you guys, but this is good enough for me.  VT 23-21

Hooonk! Hoooonk!

Duke FG and 2H!!

Hooooonk! Hooooonk!