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Where did you read this? A library book?

Best you take it back, its about 2000 years overdue.

I'm more stunned that she's 19 and living at home.

Is that an American thing?

Classy.

Rockdog I just hope your wanger is only after its 3 seconds of glory, coz you know if she cheats with you, she'll cheat on you.

Then again, she likes opera, so she'll get what she deserves.

I bought a logitech z506 5.1 speaker system for the music on my laptop. They are the crappiest sounding speakers I've ever heard, despite all the good reviews about them.

I am assuming my laptop isn't running them all in 5 channels or whatever it is, but cant find anything on my computer to adjust settings, not even a graphic equalizer. On most songs the music is louder than the vocals...

The set came with a couple of cables to plug into what I'm assuming is a desktop, but as Im on the lappy I only have one input so cant use those. Im using the single-no-mates cable.

Can one of you tecchie-type guys help out please? I cant cope with crappy sounds...

Maybe he cant.

Maybe thats why he's targeting a woman with a 150kg growth on her...

The world's going to hell in a handbasket.

But come to New Zealand. We invented political correctness.

You're not allowed to breathe here in case it offends dead people...

Ah my favourite type of thread...

...usually followed by "I banged this bunny-boiling psycho chick at work, got fired, and now her 7 foot built-like-a-brick-shithouse husband wants to shoot me".

Excellent

Affirmative.

Great memory JWK

My boyfriend is awesome?

*smirk*

Cant decide between:

Im a virgin.

Im happy.

Im happy with my weight.

I've had no cosmetic surgery.

I have this really strange guy at work that won’t leave me alone.

He harasses me constantly with texts and messages from a random phone, begging me to give him one more chance.

He’s somehow redirected my mail to his own address so that I have to visit his house to pick up my mail. On Monday after work I found he’d left a bunch of pigeons on top of my car. Tuesday he busted into my car and spent the night and now there’s a foul smell in there. I may have to sell my car coz the stench won’t come out.

Yesterday he left a coffee on my desk and the cream had formed a weird looking skin on the top. I didn’t want to be seen as accepting anything from him, so gave it to the boss to drink.

I think this just made him angry coz now he’s leaving notes on my chair saying I won’t get away with what I’m doing!!??  Its getting a bit scary.

I don’t want to be mean, but how do I tell him that I was put off by the fact he brought his children on our date?

Nope. Never heard of them.

Guess I'll look it up.

What would happen if you had a 'black' political party in your country who had one of their politicians call the rest of the country 'white motherfuckers who raped and pillaged our land'?

Just curious...

I mean, if Obama said it, would you be all cool about it? Would he get away with it? 

Paid a visit to the cops yesterday.

Seems you cant cross the road to angle park.  Must be ok to reverse over whatever you want though.

Youre right, he was talented, I'll give him that. But still as weird as a weird thing.

And we all know if it was anyone else he'd still be sitting in jail playing house with Bubba...

I forgot about thanksgiving over there. Question: do you guys have another one at Christmas?

Have an extra portion for me anyway...Ive never tried turkey.